Scientificly decoding OFFICAL-VERSE

And official verse, I don’t really care I also run @hell-offical so check that out!! My Main is @dearlife-iamconfused co-run now :)

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

Hello, fellow members of the offical- and/or official verse!!!

I am here to study this community, scientifically. How I may do that you ask? Well, through the best way possible!!! PUBLIC VOTES!!! (aka polls, but that sounds to boring)

So, you may commit your ideas for said votes, I will publish them and every once in a while, I will write a report (once I have enough information), every kind of SFW question is allowed!!!

If you for whatever reason need to dm this account (such as for an interview) THE researcher is more active but cannot access this blogs messages, they can be reached at @local-evil-scientist

With kind regards:

-your mod (you may refer to me as THE Scientist)

-(Mod D can be referred to as THE Researcher)

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

offical opinions on egg salad poll!!!!

How do you egg your egg egg egg?

Love egg salad

Like egg salad

Neutral on egg salad

Dislike egg salad

Hate egg salad

My opinions on egg salad can only be explained in the notes

EGG/BALD/RESULTS

Voting ended onApr 26

MODS

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

if you need anymore help with reports/polls/interviews I would be happy to help :D

i need something fun to do with my life fr fr (over achiever core)

I don’t know if whoever runs this blog is still active, but new mod is definitely open to some help and you can dm their main (I can’t access this blog’s messages)

[raynilikescats]

IMPORTANT!

The New Zealand government is banning access to puberty blockers for trans and genderqueer kids. Please sign this petition to reverse it!

(You do not need to be from NZ to sign)

Reverse the decision to deny transgender and takatāpui young people access to puberty blockers

Dear Minister Simeon Brown We write to you as transgender and takatāpui young people of Aotearoa New Zealand to ask you to reconsider your

Please reblog this to help!!

[raynilikescats]

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-queen-of-geese @king-of-oreo @tagging-officals-offical @helpmemiku @offical-potato @quadics-offical @exiled-knight-offical @villain-offical @lgbtq-offical @trans-offical

[auxsillyary-deactivated20251227]

just signed my first petition, and if you live in Australia YOU SHOULD TOO!

https://www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/petition/EN8584

if you are unaware, everyone under the age of 16 in Australia will NO LONGER BE ALLOWED TO HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA. this includes, Spotify, discord, youtube, and such a long unreasonable list it is insane.

not only, will this ban completely isolate children who have no where to go BUT the internet, be left alone, but adults will also be asked to send images of their ID’s, faces, and more.

There is no guarantee it will be deleted.

IF YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA, SIGN IT. IF YOU DO NOT, REBLOGS ARE VERY VERY MUCH APPRECIATED

The official reason stated on the website: The proposed social media ban for people under sixteen in Australia is unfair and harmful. While the goal of protecting young people is important, a full ban takes away their rights and opportunities instead of solving the real problems. Social media helps young people learn, connect, and express themselves.

Many teens use it to find support, especially those who feel isolated or belong to minority groups. It also allows young creators and small business owners to share their work and earn money. Taking that away limits creativity, education, and future opportunities.

The ban could also worsen mental health. Without online support networks, some teens may feel alone and helpless, leading to higher risks of depression and suicide. Losing safe spaces to talk or seek help online removes an important lifeline for many. It may also cause more youth crime.

Without ways to connect or express themselves, some young people may turn to risky or illegal activities out of boredom or frustration. The ban creates privacy risks too. Enforcing it would require collecting ID or facial scans, which could expose personal data. Many would also try to lie about their age, making it harder to control. Instead of banning social media, the government should teach digital safety, promote healthy online habits, and make platforms more responsible. Young people deserve to be part of the digital world safely and with their voices heard.

sorry if u didnt want to be tagged, but i would appreciate if you could tag more people?

- @fineilldoitmyself621 - @youngjusticerulez - @journal-of-janus - @its-oliver-bitches - @leechesontheroof - @spacejesters - @brain-maggot1 - @k4rmaajr - @thatonecoveyin12 - @cath-arses

[coveyin12miscellanousposts]

@alocalpizzadruid @i-eat-rusty-nails

@satan-offical

@punkeropercyjackson @we-are-the-freaks @nicomustdie @eddie-the-rockstar @drivingmeinsan3 @palozbluepaws02

@anomymous2 @rusty-spooooooooon @froggygoblingirl @barelysublimeriddle @cr41g-tuck3r

@kori-kori-kori

@strangelycasualhorror @snowstormyoffical @altogether-descent @baskabytheanglerfish @moththenumber

@someoneverypotter @eating-the-sand @sillystarcollector @silly-little-fella-yippee @ditto180 @zeroxisadumbfuck @diabetic-theater-kid @ashylittlebookworm @cottoncandyentrails

@lexiconartistO @sl33py-b1rd0 @elijahcriess

@loaf-of-soup @aikya-kat-44 @art3mis-exe @averydeadshootingstar

@14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat

@obsesseddemonlord-offical @idkimgayasf @meicherienewsies

@yourl0calqueer @pal-the-professional-fool @nepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnep

@demigod-jack-hearth @cowboisposts

@perfection-official @kal-eidoscopic @kirbybaker-the-alch @betrayalandbetrayed @mimilove2003

@shaitans-muse

(I know most ya’ll don’t follow me, but I appreciate the time you take to view this)

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@nyctous-knight and their moots.

@the-queen-of-geese @aceofpans @can-tab-eater-offical @kola-without-the-coke @dualitythe-chaos-god @snomboii @magpieoffical @avhira

@virtualplays @canondivergencemylove @dOOzy @star-does-things @krispykreme1997

@snipemeout @coquette-corpsie

@kola-without-the-coke and their moots @nerdwholikesnerdythings

@godof-thenew-world

@hipsterslikedmymagicbeans @fallenflamess @wizardex-yt

[the-queen-of-geese]

y'all go check this out, it's important

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

Hahaha omg i found my first officals alt account without help F[REDACTED]K YES

??? What ??

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

Idea for a poll:

Did you felt betrayed when you realized it was the Officalverse and not the Officialverse?

Did you feel betrayed when you realised it was OfficALverse and not officIALverse

Yes

No

I have/had no opinion on it

I take the offical and officialverse as separate things

Other (explain)

Voting ended onOct 29, 2025

MODS

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

How goes the timeloop

Nope, you lot aren’t doing this to me.

I can’t be looped guys I have to make the polls

(Which by the way the inbox is empty if anyone has any suggestions please)

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

I don't know if this counts since its not a poll but i was curious

So on Ao3 there's the officalverse (tumblr) tag, would it be possible to find out what is the longest fic, shortest fic and avarage length for a fic?

Most kudos-ed, least Kudos-ed and avaraged kudos-ed?

Same thing for hits and comments too if you can? 🥺

I don’t think I’ll do this consistently but since I’m bored and I have time, sure.

All facts are accurate at the time of writing. They might change before or after this is posted. (This will probably be queued)

At the time of writing there are 16 fics tagged with the fandom tag “officalverse (tumblr)”

The fic with the highest wordcount is “Did the time loop make me an asshole?” by Anonymous with 1033 words (honourable mention to second place “Kiss your manwife goodnight” by Tales_from_a_child_of_unseen_stars who was 1 word off but is also a multi chapter so less words per chapter, eh)

The lowest wordcount is “Smiley, can’t really smile anymore” by Roxygen17 with 174 words

The median wordcount (if my math hasn’t failed me) is 486.5 words!

The fic with the most kudos is “Opposites attract” by Fuzzy_Spoon with 29 kudos

The fics with the least kudos is “Did the time loop make me an asshole?” by Anonymous and “Erasers and Annoyance” by Tootsie_Roll_Blues both with 2 kudos

The median number of kudos is 9!

The fic with the most hits is “Opposites attract” by Fuzzy_Spoon with 127 hits

The fic with the least hits is “Erasers and Annoyance” by Tootsie_Roll_Blues with 5 hits

The median number of hits is 29!

The fic with the most comments is “Even biblical beings have sibling shenanigans” by Fuzzy_Spoon with 33 comments

The fics with the least comments is “The Officalverse Journal” by ghostieboy_28 and “Did the time loop make me an asshole?” by Anonymous both with 0 comments

The median number of comments is 9!

And for my own fun:

Out of the 16 officalverse fics:

11 are oneshots, 3 are multi chapters with only one chapter posted at the time of writing and 2 are multichapters with more than one chapter posted, coincidentally both 4 chapters in

All complete fics are one shots.

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

Can you tag https://www.tumblr.com/officalverse-statistics-offical/797122709706424320/are-you-enjoying-the-time-loop?source=share as unreality?

👍

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

Are you enjoying the time loop?

Offical-Verse, how goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

Good!

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

GET ME OUT GET ME OUT

How goes the time loop?

Voting ended onOct 18, 2025

[michaelrotonal]

why did i get this recommended to me I'm not offical

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

It calls to you.

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

Are you enjoying the time loop?

Offical-Verse, how goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

Good!

How goes the time loop?

How goes the time loop?

GET ME OUT GET ME OUT

How goes the time loop?

Voting ended onOct 18, 2025

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

Hello from a fellow researcher! ( @polls-offical ) 🦉 I have a poll (or as you’d say public vote) suggestion

What does your officalverse blog post the most?

Personal experience

In character rp

Fandom stuff

Questions (us :D)

Other

(Feel free to add more options, I just couldn’t think of any)

Officalverse, what’s the most common topic on your blog?

Personal experience

In character RP

Random shitposts

Fandom stuff

Questions (like these blogs :D)

Other (I’ll give you a hot cocoa if you comment specifics)

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

Should you have multiple officalverse blog please pick your most popular/most active blog to vote as.

Thanks so much for the suggestion, sorry it took me a little to reach out.

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

whats your fav shape

-@shapes-official

SHAPES, OFFICALVERSE, SHAPES

Circle/oval

Triangle

Square/rectangle

Semi-circle

Pentagon

Crescent

Cross

Star

Kite/rombus

Trapezium

Heart

Irregular shapes

Voting ended onOct 1, 2025

At the moment I’m keeping it to 2D shapes but I might do 3D with enough requests or a 3D vs 2D

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

are any of your offical blogs fandom based?

Is your offical blog fandom based?

Yes, I am a character

Yes, I am the fandom itself

Yes, I am something else (comment)

No

Nuance (comment)

Voting ended onSep 25, 2025

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

are @achilles-0ffical and @patroclus--offical gay for each other

-@totally-not-evil-official

We’re so timely

Gay, gay, Homosexual, gay

Nope

Third answer

Voting ended onSep 22, 2025

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

are you on the aspectrum? (aromantic, asexual, agender ect.)

OfficalVerse, are you on the Aspectrum?

Yes, Aromantic

Yes, Asexual

Yes, Agender

Yes, Aromantic Asexual

Yes, Aromantic Agender

Yes, Asexual Agender

Yes, Aromantic Asexual Agender

No

I am not an offical blog and want to press a button

Voting ended onSep 16, 2025

[modesty-offical]

uhhhh. I’m not into romance or sex but I’m open tot he idea of it? What’s that called? (I don’t activity want it but I do someday)

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

While it’s hard to say exactly because I don’t know how you feel it sounds like you might be Demiromantic/sexual, grayromantic/sexual or Cupioromantic/sexual. There’s some pretty good sources out there if you are interested :)

You don’t need specific labels though, I don’t know exactly where I am on the aromantic spectrum, it’s hard to describe my experience but I know I’m aro none the less