Officer Puckerman At your Service

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Oh, hi! Lazy Sunday are fun with this little flirt. I think it’s time for mommy and baby snuggles. @bklynofficernoahp if you see this, you’re invited too. 😋 Oy… he’s getting so big! #stopthis #keeprileylittleforever

#instagram:mep #riley puckerman*

Even if I wasn’t invited, I’d have crashed the snuggle fest! Because y’all partying in my sleeping quarters too! Nah I want Riley to reach his full Puckerman potential and grow like a weed! He’s already long look at him! My cute baby boy! Who’s not even a baby anymore!

BDay Bash || Loah

Honey! Now you’re being unreasonable! [Lizzie giggled.] But they’re happy tears, mostly. Happy tears are good tears, right? [Lizzie looked back at her husband with a raise brow.] And what exactly are you teaching him to charm people for? No! It does not! Why? Just give into the cries and cuddles. That’s all we want. [She gasped at Puck revealing he hid his baby pictures.] Noah! That’s not fair! You’ve seen mine many times over, it’s only fair that I get to see your cute little tush! [Her bottom lip jutted out in a pout.] You better find them or I’m telling. I don’t care if you call me a snitch. [She pointed her nose up in the air.] You’re kinda soft on the outside too, Handsome. [Lizzie giggled and poked Puck in the sides. She looked up to see a pout on his lips, in which she responded with a nose wiggle.] Noah! That is not nice! You know she would say the same about you, grumpy bear. [She giggled and pressed a sweet kiss on Puck’s lips as he spoke. Even added a quiet purr as she did so.] Oh, whatever. Everyone’s busy and they know how to avert their eyes, turn up the volume, and all that stuff. They won’t notice us at all. Go wh-[She was cut off and carried to their bedroom. Lizzie giggled at how fast they ended up upstairs and how determined her husband was. Her head fell back and a moan tumbled out of her throat at the feel of Puck’s rough hands on her soft skin. The contrast in textures sparked every nerve ending in her, causing Lizzie to crave more.] Noah… [She breathed, her hands fell on his shoulders as he descended her body. Her nails dug into his shirt due to the anticipation of what was to come.]

#f2f #f2f:bday bash #f2f:mep

[Puck shook his head disagreeing]. Nope I’m being perfectly reasonable. Tears even if they are happy are tears I don’t like. You crying is that stuff I don’t like. [Puck smirked then] Um, I may be just teaching him to charm his way out of things. You know, he might need that tidbit to be a chip off the ol’ block like his dad. As the badass in the house, I can’t give into cries all the time. You two would get me every time then! [He grinned then at her pout, kissing it away.] Well baby, I don’t have all that many baby pictures. But I suppose Mama can dig up the lost Puckerman files. [He hadn’t spared many glances of give much of a care for anyone else that was in the room before he’d left, and once they were in the bedroom, the door closed behind them and his wife naked, he lifted her leading her over to the bed. The officer laid her on her back spreading her legs, with a smirk.] You think I can have that birthday cake now, baby? I’ve been craving it all day. [He kissed the inside of her thighs and his tongue took a long swipe up her slit. He groaned at the sweet taste of his wife’s essence dancing along his tongue.] God you taste amazing. [He repeated the action, traveling up and down her slit. He knew that maybe they didn’t have time for him to take it slow and savor, but it was his birthday and he was going to take this moment to have his favorite kind of cake.]

Father’s Day || Loah

[Riley stopped his drumming for a few seconds, and looked at his father with his face scrunched up. The baby pointed at the food meant for Puck.] Baba! Mmm! [Lizzie shook her head at the little boy.] We’re here to give you your Father’s Day breakfast, silly. And presents of course. [She watched as her two men opened up presents, very pleased that the baby was preoccupied enough to not want the food. That was until Puck spoke about it. The little grubby hands started to reach and point at the food again.] I’m glad you love them, honey. But no on the sharing of food. You know as soon as he has some he’s not going to want anything else. He can have some of the oranges. [Lizzie smiled into the kiss she was given. She then rolled her eyes at Puck for his comment of getting back in shape.] Oh shush. It was actually a set, which I didn’t know if you wanted that or not. You, out of the three of us, do not need to get back to anything. Well… [She drifted into some naughty thoughts from the previous night.] No. You don’t.

#f2f #f2f:father's day '16 #f2f:mep

[Puck chuckled at his five ever hungry son. Food for him meant get it. He wondered if hearty appetites could be passed down the gene pool because it definitely reminded him of his own.] I might share, Riles. Might. [As his wife laid down the food sharing law today, he looked at Riley.] You heard Mama, Little Man. No sharing just the oranges. [Puck leaned over, whispering to Riley that he might sneak him a piece of some food. He did the shushing motion and Riley grinned doing it back as if he understood what was happening. The action caused Puck to laugh. He kissed his sons forehead.] I love my son so much. He’s a little character. Yeah, I could always use it. [He smirked at her pause] You sure there’s not something I need to get back to? [He undressed her with his eyes, trailing over every of her before he went back to meet her gaze.] The eight pack is turning into a six, I’ve got to do a little bit more work. And if I want to be a detective, I’ve got to get on my game. Be able to chase these criminals down.[He knew that he was in great shape already in much better shape the a lot of the guys that he worked with.]

Text || Broctor

Seb: No prob, dude. Ha! Was he? That little dude has fast become a lover of food, I tell ya. Did you give him any?

Seb: IDK man. You ask your mom? Pretty cool. I got presents for being a Funcle. Lol. But it was relaxed which I liked. I had to work some, but overall cool. How's yours?

Puck: He's surrounded by foodies. I'm always eating something. Something that he tries to hone in on. I was eating some chicken wings the other day and he was ready if he gets his dad's love of wings Adorable is in for it. In college I almost went clean off cause someone twerked my chicken off the table.

Puck: I can't ask her nothing she'd forgotten all about me. She see me and Riley in the frame on video chat and she's like move Marcus, I'm trying to see Riley! Then she spends 18 hours talking to Riley. She don't even ask me how my day is! One time I thought she was talking to me, I started to answer and she said shhh! I can't hear Riley. What the fuck's a Funcle? It was pretty good. I got to spend it being pounced on by my little dude and Adorable. I was sleeping pretty good and Riley started hitting me so I woke up. Then he tried to use me as a bridge to get my food.

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Bros Don’t Hug || Puckbastian

[Sebastian raised a brow at Puck’s comment, not believing the latter part of the statement.] Puckerman, you live foul. They did not hug you first. Casey even got a hug and I know for a fact you don’t very much care for her. [He shook his head as he clicked his tongue a few times.] You lie! You love hugs. I know you do otherwise you wouldn’t have held me so tight. Betrayed by your own body. [Sebastian was dying in the inside. He wanted to laugh so hard; he even tried with all his might to keep the tears from spewing from him at the intense side-eye he received. It took a minute to push the feeling aside and continue his acting, in which he let out an audible gasp of feigned shock.] Lies! You loved it! You want another one, don’t lie! [He chuckled.] Whatever, your wife always has the face when something cute happens. They all support it, right guys? [He asked, taking a sweeping glance their way. They all nodded and agreed, knowing that it would further strengthen the side eye Puck sported.] It is a movie, Puck! Come on! It’s like Bucky and Sam. I call Bucky! [He inserted before Puck could pick himself.] It’s the most epic of bromances, you know that. They’d want sequels on sequels on sequels. And every movie would end in a bro-hug. Wait… where you going? [Thick brows furrowed as he watched Puck walk away. The look of confusion stayed until Puck came back with Riley. Sebastian’s face went from one of confusion to unamused.] That’s… nope. [When Riley growled at him, he shook his head. Sebastian knew full well what harm the teething baby could do to him and his beautiful face. He looked at the little child with mistrust all on his features.] ’Sup, Riley. How ‘bout, daddy give you a hug for Uncle Seb, huh? That sounds good, right? Yeah, that’s a better idea. [Seb’s brows rose at the mention of bro talks, though he did think he was caught up with Riley’s life. After all, he knew the drama between the Scooby Doo gang, Spongebob and his crew, and all the other cartoons they both enjoyed together. He followed the two into the kitchen.] What do we need to catch up on? Riley find a PYT to replace what’s her face from Central Park? Which, she was a bit stuck up if you ask me, Riles.

#f2f #f2f:Ss #f2f:bros don't hug

[Puck tried hard to keep a straight face. He was trying not to laugh but he wanted to. He truly lost it when Sebastian mentioned that he’d even hugged Casey.] Eh, she aight. I do like hugs. I don’t love ‘em. Hey now I wasn’t holding you tight. I’m just muscular. My grip is stronger. It’s okay. My body never betrays me. [Puck held up his hands to block Seb from any attempts to hug him again.] No. No more of that. [He side eye continued, gaze practically cutting them all with his gaze as they agreed with Sebastian.] How the hell are you Bucky? I ain’t no Sam. I’m Bucky. I got the biggest arm. And I’d fit the metal arm better than you. So I’m Bucky. [He nodded to ring home his point that he was Bucky. Being Sam felt almost like an insult because the man didn’t have any powers without his wings.] It is the most epic of one, but we can’t have that until you agree on who’s who in the scenario. No. Ain’t no hugs at the end of our movies. [Puck laughed so hard when Sebastian was hesitant to hold Riley.] Nope he’s the birthday boy he wants an Uncle Seb hug! [Riley held out his arms for the man, and Puck leaned forward so that Riley was closer to Seb.] I just wanted a reason to come in here and eat more food. If it’s three of us, it just looks like a casual thing. If it’s me…well, Sarah gonna talk shit about me eating up all the food. Wait a minute, Riley you still didn’t get the digits? I thought I taught you better. [He looked down at his son who was looking at the cake on the table licking his lips.] What you been teaching him. Had that been baby Puck, we’d have the digits and be sharing a stroller right now.

BDay Bash || Loah

[Lizzie smirked as her husband shook his head.] But honey, I can’t control my tear ducts that well. If he does something super cute, I can’t be blamed. See? Look at that face. [She looked over to their son who was flirting with Mercedes and bopping Sebastian on the head with his new plush microphone toy.] He’s so cute! [Lizzie squeaked and giggled.] Why side eye? We’re cute. You should live by Riley’s rule: Mommy never gets the side-eyes. [She burst into a laughing fit as Puck imitated Ja Rule.] Honey, no. Oh gosh, you’re silly. Hopefully you’ll never have to figure that out. I don’t want to be without my men. I’m sure you were. I have to sweet talk someone into sending me some cute baby pictures, just because. Was it? [She asked with her brow arched.] It seems to me that ‘No’ is your least favorite word now. I wonder what changed. [Her mouth fell open at Puck’s approval of Riley’s meanness.] No! [She smacked his chest again.] That’s not nice. She’s not ugly and he doesn’t know better. Koala is beautiful. [Lizzie giggled and squirmed at Puck’s kisses. His stubble tickled her soft flesh.] Mmm, Noah… [She sighed as he moved to her earlobe.] I love… [Lizzie momentarily lost train of thought.] Everything of yours. Do you? I say test it out for yourself. [A tiny whimper was drawn out of her by Puck’s lips.] Honey… [She breathed.] Liar. You so are. So is you’re mini-me. Before kisses, huh? What a sweet baby. I hope so. I love being his mommy. Uh… see? [She laughed.] That’s all you, Handsome. Always wanting attention and kisses for yourself. [Lizzie tapped the tip of Puck’s nose and shook her head.] I’m thinking now, but… [She smirked again and nipped at his lips. Her arms wrapped securely around his neck. Lizzie looked over at their preoccupied guests and bit her bottom lip. She brought her attention back to her husband.] I don’t think so. They look like they can take care of themselves.

#f2f #f2f:bday bash #f2f:mep

I know you can’t control ‘em. But I wish that they didn’t produce tears sometimes. Lizzie tears make me sad, because I can’t do anything about ‘em. [Puck followed her gaze over to Riley.] He’s over there using the charm his daddy taught him. I think it’s working too. You too might be cute, but this whole chain reaction crying definitely gets a side eye. [Puck laughed when she said that she’d have to sweet talk some baby pictures outta someone.] There aren’t that many, and She doesn’t know where most are. I hid ‘em. She thought she lost ‘em in the move. [He wickedly smiled at the thought that he’d denied his mother the ability to show embarrassing pictures of him. [A grin appeared on his lips.] It’s the woman in my arms and the little one over there. Y’all have changed me. My tough exterior is misleading now I’m all soft on the inside. [He likened himself to candy. He pouted and rubbed his chest where she smacked. It hadn’t hurt but maybe he could get a kiss if he pouted.] She’s beautiful if you squint and picture someone else. [As old as he was, he still picked on his little sister. The two insulting each other was how they’d always showed their love for one another. When he heard her whimper, he bit his lip.] You making that sound in this crowded house is turning me on. Almost reminds me of the car ride to karaoke night. [He chuckled when she accused those Riley traits of being his. They were of course because he did like attention and always want kisses for himself. He looked out to see that Riley was safe with Cedes and Seb, and having a blast. Puck kissed her once more.] Let’s go. [He made his way quickly to their room with her still in his hold. He let her feet touch the ground only so that he could rid her of her clothes with a quickness. His lips and hands roamed over her body as if he were in a frenzy to see her in only her own skin. His lips touched every inch of skin that he revealed. Hands following suit, roaming, caressing, stroking every inch of her.]

Text || Broctor

Puck: Yo! Thanks again for the gift. I loved it all. Riley was smacking his lips at the candy though.

Puck: I wonder if I was like that as a child. How's your day been?

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@officernoahp

[Lizzie attempted to balance the breakfast tray of food and presents in one hand while with the other she held a wiggling Riley.] Mum mum! Mum mum! [The baby said while trying to grab at his father’s breakfast. Lizzie giggled and one inside the bedroom she outstretched her arm even more, which prompted Riley’s signature displeased scrunchy face.] Morning Handsome! Happy Father’s Day! Guess what me and the little grumpy face made you. [Lizzie set Riley down beside his sleepy father and put the large tray on his nighstand before she took a seat next to Puck. She leaned down and pressed a soft kiss on his lips.] Wake up, Handsome, before this little piggy goes to town on your breakfast. [Riley tried to crawl up onto his father and over to the food.] Mmmm… Mum mum! Mum mum! [Lizzie giggled watching their son struggle climbing over Puck.] No, no, Riley. This is Daddy food. You already ate. [Riley started to smack his hands on his father’s chest as if it were drums.] Da-da! Mum mum! [Lizzie giggled and shook her head at their son.] Noah, honey. I know you want to sleep in, but as soon as you eat and open your presents you can go right back to it.

#gifts:lizzie #riley puckerman*#f2f:mep #father's day '16

[Puck was in a deep sleep. Dreaming about the most delectable food that he could imagine. He could practically smell the food as he slept. He heard voices tugging at his consciousness, but dream him was enjoying the best food he’d ever tasted. His eyes were hesitant to open. That was until Riley climbing on him and them using him as a musical instrument.] Riles [He mumbled. His eyes finally opening at the giggle of his wife. ] Morning, baby. What are y’all doing? [He asked, holding Riley to him while he sat up. He situated his son so that he could “help” open the presents and he grinned at each one of them in turn. ] Baby, I love it all, and I love this breakfast that probably me and Riley are going to eat. Since my food is his food now. [He leaned in, kissing his wife, and then giving Riley a kiss on the head. ] Thanks, Baby. I love it. This fitbit means I gotta get back in shape. [He joked as if he were ever really out of it.]

@officernoahp

[Delivered to the Puckerman residence earlier that day.]

#gifts:seb #father's day '16

[Puck grinned at the assortment of things he’d gotten in his basket. Everything looked pretty damn good too, so he definitely wasn’t one to complain. He pulled out his phone gonna text Seb for the gift. ]

BDay Bash || Loah

You say that now, but wait ‘til you see me crying that our baby boy is already a year old and getting so big. You know when I cry, he cries, then you get to doing that side-eye thing before scrambling to stop us from crying. I would miss my boys though if you two did avoid me. Crying or not. [Lizzie lifted herself up and placed a tender kiss on her husband’s smile.] I bet you weren’t so bad. I’m sure you were cute, but then… [She giggled at how rude baby!Puck could’ve been and how he was now. Some characteristics were still within her husband.] Well, you still do that. Because I’m pretty positive that Riley has called Sarah ‘ugly’ once. I fussed at him and he cried. Yeah, we might be in big trouble, honey. [A blush colored her cheeks at his promise.] You better. Well… whatever. [She said, finding a lack of words to dispute that Riley was indeed their son. He certainly was a good mix of them both.] That is him, always wanting attention. I know that’s not me. I wonder where he got that from. [Lizzie smiled at his mention of forever.] Yes, forever. Pretty long time, huh? Me too. I’m happy we have them and how perfect that this has turned out to be. Things do happen the way they’re supposed to be and when they’re supposed to happen. Aw.. did he? Before or after kisses happened? [Lizzie shook her head at the little pitcher as toys were thrown their way.] If he hits me, you’re both going down. Evil thy name is Puckerman. Silly boys. Maybe you should… soon. Now. [She giggled into the kiss. She nibbled on his bottom lip before diving into another full blown kiss.]

#f2f #f2f:bday bash #f2f:mep

[Puck shook his head when she mentioned the chain of crying that often happens.] Nope. Baby, when you feel the need to cry, hold it for when Riley goes to sleep, okay? Then I’ll only have to side eye and console one of you. When I have to side eye and console the both of you and him, it gets a little hectic. [He handled it like a pro, but it was still preferable to have them one on one.] You know we couldn’t possibly be without you for long. You gonna make me go all Ja Rule ‘What would I be without my baby’ [He imitated the rapper. He grinned, thinking about little him with his little bad ass.] I was cute. That’s the problem. I was cute as fuck, and bad as hell. No was my favorite word. [He chuckled at the new information.] That’s my boy. Calling her Ugly. She is though, Riley just calling ‘em as he sees ‘em, baby. [Puck’s lips touched her rose tinted cheeks. That kiss didn’t just stop at the cheeks. He peppered kisses along her jawline, moving to nibble at her earlobe. ] I love that blush of yours. [His hands went to her hips] I want to see how far down it goes. [his lips trailed down her neck. He was well aware that they were in a room full of people, and their son with ammunition at the ready to toss their way, but he was grown and they were in his house.] Hey now, who is this attention seeker in the family? Not me. I would never, [He grinned.] It’s kind of like our own little fairytale. He told me before the kisses. But I’m sure he’d say the same now. Even if he’s been hitting us with stuff. Oh, soon I will. Sooner than you think. [He nuzzled against her nose. When her lips touched his in a kiss, his arms wrapped around her waist and then he lifted her into his arms.] You think they’ll notice if we snuck away for a minute?

BDay Bash || Loah

[Lizzie giggled at her boys shaking their heads at not liking her tears. They never have.] Aw, well, then maybe you both should avoid me later on. [Her laughter grew at the confused stare on Riley’s face.] Oh, he looks like he has a lot to say. I can’t wait until he can do that. He’ll be sweet, but very honest. Half me and half you. [She chuckled.] Yeah? How much have you missed me? [Lizzie asked in a soft tone. She smiled into the kiss. She, too, saw the toy fly towards them and gasped.] Riley Marcus! [She said in her ‘mommy tone’ and shot the baby the ‘mom look’. Riley looked up with big eyes that was accompanied by a pout.] No, sir. [She wagged her finger at him.] No throwing things, bubba. [She sighed.] No, he really is not. That’s your son, mister. See? He’s trying to use the eyes and pout on me. I really have no idea where he gets it. [Lizzie said with a shake of her head, but really, she knew. Riley had picked it up from her, more than likely. When Puck said that he saw her in him and insinuated that she also taught him how to throw things, she gave her husband a quick smack to his chest. She took offense to that remark.] I do not throw things! I will say that, yes, I do tend to take on a little attitude, sometimes, but I do no throw things… except an occasional pillow. [Lizzie smiled proudly at her husband and nodded.] Yes. One year down and only a lot more to go. I think we’re doing amazingly well. He’s not half bad, that little one. But I do have a lot of people to thank because of that, especially you. Love you, honey. [She wiggled her nose after he placed a kiss on the tip of it. She giggled at the toy that was hurled at them. Looking over to the tiny culprit’s direction, she saw Sebastian handing over yet another toy - or more ammo, depending on how you saw it - to the baby.] Sebastian Andrew! Don’t give him anymore! [Lizzie reprimanded the doctor, who held up his hands in defense as if he wasn’t doing anything wrong. She couldn’t help but shake her head and smile at the antics of her guests before bringing her attention back to Puck.] You better not or else I’ll have to do something to work up another appetite in you. Which, you know, now that I think about it - I wouldn’t mind at all.

#f2f #f2f:mep #f2f:bday bash

Not gonna happen, baby. We couldn’t avoid you ever. We’d miss you too much. [Puck smiled thinking about the time when Riley could talk or rather carry on a conversation.] I hope he gets the best parts though, because if he got the other parts, we’re going to be in trouble. I was a mean baby. Or well probably rude. I would tell people what mama said not to. I mean i didn’t know better but if they were ugly, I’d call them ugly. [Puck nuzzled his nose against hers.] Oh I’ll show you later, because I’ve missed you more than words could express. [Puck couldn’t help the grin he had at Riley thinking the pout would work on his mother after he threw things.] Hey, he was our son a minute ago before he was throwing things. That’s all you those eyes and that pout. That’s your son right there. And that’s him right there throwing things with a little attitude. [He grinned at her as they spoke on how many years they had to go.] Only a a forever to go. I like our little community of people helping us out with being working parents. I love you too, and Riley told me to tell you you were the best mom in the world. [Puck loved to hear this woman’s giggle. Loved seeing her smile. He even laughed when another toy came their way.] I should have known there was evil in his midst. Maybe i should fill up so we can work up that appetite. [He smirked, leaning in to place a kiss on her lips.]

Bros Don’t Hug || Puckbastian

[Sebastian shook his head and clicked his tongue in feigned disappointment.] See? Why you got to come with all that macho man stuff? In the words of the Black Eyed Peas - where is the love, Puck? [His thick brows crinkled together as he caught his friend in a lie.] I just saw you hug Kev, Mercedes, even Casey and Sarah. Someone is living foul, Puckerman, and I’m pretty sure it’s you. I give you my word. Nobody will see. [Seb held up his hand in scouts honor. He smiled and nodded.] Sure, no more than five seconds. [As they got to hugging, Seb gave Puck a nice firm squeeze. He knew that Puck was trying to bust his balls, so why not play along.] One Mississippi… two Mississippi… three Mississippi… four Mississippi… Five Mississippi. [He pushed out a content sigh before letting go. A broad and amused smile found its way onto Seb’s face.] Now see? That wasn’t so bad, right? [Without waiting for an answer, Sebastian shouted out to the other guests of the party.] Everybody! I got a hug! It’s a birthday miracle! I got a hug from the birthday dude! [He looked over to Riley beaming and clapping his hand together (or rather, banging the two toys in his hands together) and Lizzie giving the ‘aw’ face she was so accustomed to give when a cute moment was happening.] Oh… [He put his hands together and pretended to tear up.] That… that was magical.

#f2f #f2f:ss #f2f:bros don't hug

[Puck laughed when he was asked where the love was.] I’ve got a lot of love, but not a lot of hugs. [He pressed his lips in a line to fight the outburst of a boisterous laugh when he was called out on his hugging.] See what had happened was, they hugged me. So it doesn’t count really. [Somehow Puck doubted the whole no one will see thing. Sebastian had something up his sleeve, he knew.When he added in the damn Mississippis to the count, that probably added an extra five seconds to the hug.] Yes, it was excruciating actually. This whole hugging thing. I don’t like it. [He was lying. He hugged Lizzie and Riley quite often. He was actually fond of affection. The side eye that Puck had when Sebastian announced it to everyone had him almost spraining his eyeballs.] See that’s the kinda stuff right there that makes me wanna never hug you again. Go Lizzie over there with that face like she done witnessed something magical. Everyone else over here clapping and smiling. This is not a move. [He ranted. Puck walked over to Riley, snagging the little guy, and going back over to Seb.] It’s only fair he get one too. Riley, eat his face! [Puck leaned toward Sebastian with his son in tow, reaching out for his uncle. Toys in both hands. Puck chuckling as the little face muncher actually growled at Seb.] Besides, the three of us gotta have our bro talks, we haven’t had one in a while. We gotta catch up. [Even though they Riley was pretty current with both men due to the fact that he saw them both quite regularly. The party was going in the other room, but the food was in the kitchen, so that’s where he headed, nodding for Seb to follow the food and have a meeting of the men.]

IG || Puckbastian

You’re telling me that if I like it I better put a ring on it? This is too much, too fast. Don’t you think we should go on a proper bro-date first? You can’t just jump the gun like this Puckerman. So there isn’t a polyamorous thing going on? Okay so are you going to tell Lizzie you want a divorce or shall I? I don’t think she’ll be surprised, really. You’re a tough man to love, Noah Puckerman. I don’t know where I get the strength, but I shall drown you in it! Oh you’ll like these hugs. You’ll love them even. #theyregonnahappen #embracethemandme

Lol really? And what else is he listening too? He’s got Bey on his playlist already. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but, poor Sarah. How is school going for her? Riley better watch out, the life of the turnt up isn’t all that grand. Ha! Dude, if Lizzie did though I would laugh my ass off. I need to see if she got hot sauce in her bag. I don’t know, I should ask her crazy or jealous? I don’t know, Drake has some hits and misses here lately. I’m no sure what to think other than I could live without. Trying to get some rest between work. Really nothing as there has been a lot of meetings at the hospital that everyone has to attend. Since my hours vary sometimes, I’m even there on my days off so there’s that. Been trying to think of taking a vacation somewhere some time soon. What about you?

I’m a hot bro-modity, dude. You gotta stake claim before all this brohood is gone. I got too. Oh no, I gotta have Lizzie, she’s a package deal. If Lizzie can’t come along on this matrimony it’s a deal breaker. Oh god, I don’t wanna drown in love. Let the waters be shallow and I can wade through them. Let it be a lazy river. No, No I don’t like hugs. Why is hugging necessary?

I forgot that I should have just put on Adele. Then he would have gotten sad and went to sleep. She’s doing good. Survived her first year okay, and she’s probably going to take a class over the summer to help her along quicker, but I know she’s gonna see her a lot more this summer. Oh she said she’s going to see a lot more of you this summer too. Man you better watch her she might be bout to start stalking for a living lol! Man my wife used to be a thug, so...she might have hot sauce in her bag. I mean it’s classic Drake his sound hasn’t changed. It’s the same. I can listen to his music as background music. Damn, man sounds like you need a vacation. What are you thinking ‘bout vacation wise? I’m okay. I’ve been studying hard for this Detective exam. It’d be cool as fuck if I got it. I’d be off the streets patrolling and actually solving cases. Than just breaking up fights, and arresting the prostitutes. Which I haven’t seen my girls in a while. I need to check up on ‘em.

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IG || Beautiful Wife

Honey you know there’s a list of people that you can’t turn on for him an hour before bed time. He gets too hype and excited. You have to get him onto something relaxed or read. He sounded like he was rapping, huh? Aw, honey! How are you going to subject Sarah to cranky Riley? Wrong. If he’s not sleeping, you’re not sleeping. And if you’re not sleeping, you’re not allowed to keep me up because he’s not sleeping. Got it? Watch, huh? Well go on and show me, Yoda.