Sonya blade

where is kano? I want him dead. - ( acc owned by dannylikesmaths )

[unclekano]

[ @officersonya ]

Let's play a game, you tell me where your hiding and I store you in a jail

there’s a bomb in your mailbox

[officersonya]

Oh what the fuck

[unclekano]

I'm gonna tickle your ass

promise?

[vampireraid3n]

Oh

[unclekano]

Got a problem?

[officersonya]

I do

[pinkniz]

Everyone knows the stud Raiden scene at the tavern but Im here to unleash the Raiden fucks scene upon y'all like the merciless entity I am

[officersonya]

@lord-raiden @darklordraiden woah.

[lord-raiden]

Actually, I do not believe this to be him or I. It looks more like @god-of-thunder0.

[god-of-thunder0]

Heheheheh

[officersonya]

Well damn, I guess gods do get some.

[god-of-thunder0]

At least I do unlike some of my other counterparts LOSERS

[darklordraiden]

I am not interested in sexual desires, I control myself when it comes to that.

[officersonya]

So if the sorcerer asked you..

[sektormaster-deactivated2025020]

[ @cryallyouwantitscyrax ]

How long will you defend bi-hans behaviour? Isn't it anywhere near enough!?

Hearing from the lips of a traitor that left Lin Kuei.

[cryallyouwantitscyrax]

I cannot believe I once looked up to you.

[sektormaster-deactivated2025020]

What do you mean, Cyrax?

[cryallyouwantitscyrax]

I almost saw you as someone, but now you are just a merciless machine!

[sektormaster-deactivated2025020]

You just don’t understand what goal I’m going for. I want Lin Kuei to prosper.

You should better thank me for teaching you so much.

[pinkniz]

Everyone knows the stud Raiden scene at the tavern but Im here to unleash the Raiden fucks scene upon y'all like the merciless entity I am

[officersonya]

@lord-raiden @darklordraiden woah.

[lord-raiden]

Actually, I do not believe this to be him or I. It looks more like @god-of-thunder0.

[god-of-thunder0]

Heheheheh

[officersonya]

Well damn, I guess gods do get some.

[pinkniz]

Everyone knows the stud Raiden scene at the tavern but Im here to unleash the Raiden fucks scene upon y'all like the merciless entity I am

[officersonya]

@lord-raiden @darklordraiden woah.

[spookyoat]

[fanprincess]

Whats an scary movie?

[officersonya]

Do not answer the phone kitana.

[leenakahnums]

Never in my life have i imagined i would talk to masked killers but here i am

[officersonya]

Me too mileena. Me too, he threatening to dress up as a naked white man

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

Liu kang, If your the one who's throwing rocks my temples I suggest you stop now.

Also stop ringing my phone and asking what's my favourite movie. You know that I don't like movies.

What? Why would I be throwing rocks at you? I'll help you find out who it is.

That's not me...

[darklordraiden]

What, then who might be ringing me at all times..this is getting annoying, it's either your lying or kung lao is doing this.

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

I don't think it's either of us. It might be Ghostface.

[darklordraiden]

Who in the realms is "Ghost face??"

[dontfearthereaper96]

Hello, Raiden. What's your favorite scary movie?

[darklordraiden]

Uhh..I don't have one..

[dontfearthereaper96]

Another person without good taste. I should kill you just for that!

[darklordraiden]

AAAAAAAAH!!!! GET OUT OF MY TEMPLE!?

[dontfearthereaper96]

START RUNNING BITCH!

[officersonya]

What the hell am I witnessing

[dontfearthereaper96]

You tell me. The next time you see Raiden, he'll be gutted like a fish.

[officersonya]

Isn't he a thunder god? What abomination could you be to scared him away.

[dontfearthereaper96]

I'm your worst nightmare, Sonya Blade.

[officersonya]

You must be really ugly then

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

Liu kang, If your the one who's throwing rocks my temples I suggest you stop now.

Also stop ringing my phone and asking what's my favourite movie. You know that I don't like movies.

What? Why would I be throwing rocks at you? I'll help you find out who it is.

That's not me...

[darklordraiden]

What, then who might be ringing me at all times..this is getting annoying, it's either your lying or kung lao is doing this.

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

I don't think it's either of us. It might be Ghostface.

[darklordraiden]

Who in the realms is "Ghost face??"

[dontfearthereaper96]

Hello, Raiden. What's your favorite scary movie?

[darklordraiden]

Uhh..I don't have one..

[dontfearthereaper96]

Another person without good taste. I should kill you just for that!

[darklordraiden]

AAAAAAAAH!!!! GET OUT OF MY TEMPLE!?

[dontfearthereaper96]

START RUNNING BITCH!

[officersonya]

What the hell am I witnessing

[dontfearthereaper96]

You tell me. The next time you see Raiden, he'll be gutted like a fish.

[officersonya]

Isn't he a thunder god? What abomination could you be to scared him away.

[dontfearthereaper96]

I'm your worst nightmare, Sonya Blade.

[officersonya]

Nope your not close to it

[dontfearthereaper96]

You'll see.

[officersonya]

I really don't want to see kano naked if that's what your trying to do

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

Liu kang, If your the one who's throwing rocks my temples I suggest you stop now.

Also stop ringing my phone and asking what's my favourite movie. You know that I don't like movies.

What? Why would I be throwing rocks at you? I'll help you find out who it is.

That's not me...

[darklordraiden]

What, then who might be ringing me at all times..this is getting annoying, it's either your lying or kung lao is doing this.

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

I don't think it's either of us. It might be Ghostface.

[darklordraiden]

Who in the realms is "Ghost face??"

[dontfearthereaper96]

Hello, Raiden. What's your favorite scary movie?

[darklordraiden]

Uhh..I don't have one..

[dontfearthereaper96]

Another person without good taste. I should kill you just for that!

[darklordraiden]

AAAAAAAAH!!!! GET OUT OF MY TEMPLE!?

[dontfearthereaper96]

START RUNNING BITCH!

[officersonya]

What the hell am I witnessing

[dontfearthereaper96]

You tell me. The next time you see Raiden, he'll be gutted like a fish.

[officersonya]

Isn't he a thunder god? What abomination could you be to scared him away.

[dontfearthereaper96]

I'm your worst nightmare, Sonya Blade.

[officersonya]

Nope your not close to it

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

Liu kang, If your the one who's throwing rocks my temples I suggest you stop now.

Also stop ringing my phone and asking what's my favourite movie. You know that I don't like movies.

What? Why would I be throwing rocks at you? I'll help you find out who it is.

That's not me...

[darklordraiden]

What, then who might be ringing me at all times..this is getting annoying, it's either your lying or kung lao is doing this.

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

I don't think it's either of us. It might be Ghostface.

[darklordraiden]

Who in the realms is "Ghost face??"

[dontfearthereaper96]

Hello, Raiden. What's your favorite scary movie?

[darklordraiden]

Uhh..I don't have one..

[dontfearthereaper96]

Another person without good taste. I should kill you just for that!

[darklordraiden]

AAAAAAAAH!!!! GET OUT OF MY TEMPLE!?

[dontfearthereaper96]

START RUNNING BITCH!

[officersonya]

What the hell am I witnessing

[dontfearthereaper96]

You tell me. The next time you see Raiden, he'll be gutted like a fish.

[officersonya]

Isn't he a thunder god? What abomination could you be to scared him away.

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

Liu kang, If your the one who's throwing rocks my temples I suggest you stop now.

Also stop ringing my phone and asking what's my favourite movie. You know that I don't like movies.

What? Why would I be throwing rocks at you? I'll help you find out who it is.

That's not me...

[darklordraiden]

What, then who might be ringing me at all times..this is getting annoying, it's either your lying or kung lao is doing this.

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

I don't think it's either of us. It might be Ghostface.

[darklordraiden]

Who in the realms is "Ghost face??"

[dontfearthereaper96]

Hello, Raiden. What's your favorite scary movie?

[darklordraiden]

Uhh..I don't have one..

[dontfearthereaper96]

Another person without good taste. I should kill you just for that!

[darklordraiden]

AAAAAAAAH!!!! GET OUT OF MY TEMPLE!?

[dontfearthereaper96]

START RUNNING BITCH!

[officersonya]

What the hell am I witnessing

[the-razor-hat-man]

Fuck rehab, I don't need that bullshit.

[officersonya]

Kung lao yes you do.

[the-razor-hat-man]

[ @cyb3rsprout ]

why r there so many versions of my dad . you don’t look like you would date an australian mercenary so u seem cool

.. Thanks..?

[officersonya]

You look more of a drug addict actually

[sc0rching-fury]

SCORPION WHY IS MY KITCHEN BURNING DOWN? DID YOU DO THIS?

How could I do such a thing? Did you perhaps leave the oven on for a certain amount of period?

[officersonya]

How do i put out the 100 storey burning building