Hanzo Hasashi, Grandmaster of the Shirai Ryu .

.. Is this why Cage snatched my phone away? So he could force me to have this.. app on my phone?? He is irritating but yet, so odd.

[sc0rching-fury]

*kisses you on the cheek then runs away.*

– from your biggest fan, 🐥.

:) <3

[sc0rching-fury]

SCORPION WHY IS MY KITCHEN BURNING DOWN? DID YOU DO THIS?

How could I do such a thing? Did you perhaps leave the oven on for a certain amount of period?

[sc0rching-fury]

Hello Mr. Hasashi! May I please kiss you on the cheek? You just look absolutely adorable sometimes and I can't really help it >.<

– from your biggest fan, 🐥.

Of course, you may. :) I am really flattered.

[sc0rching-fury]

@leenakahnums hanzo? Your the scorpion from past timeline?

Yes, that would be I.

[leenakahnums]

Its nice to finally see you, my timeline hanzo is still a child

[sc0rching-fury]

It is good to see you as well, I wonder, who is looking after him in your timeline?

[leenakahnums]

Tomas is, him and Kuai Liang are training the boy. Hes feisty, i like it

[sc0rching-fury]

Hehe, I see. :)

[sc0rching-fury]

@leenakahnums hanzo? Your the scorpion from past timeline?

Yes, that would be I.

[leenakahnums]

Its nice to finally see you, my timeline hanzo is still a child

[sc0rching-fury]

It is good to see you as well, I wonder, who is looking after him in your timeline?

[sc0rching-fury]

Hello Mr. Hasashi, welcome to tumblr! I'm happy to see you here 🤭 (I'm a huge fan btw)

I feel flattered, I did not know I had fans. Happy to interact with you. :)

[sc0rching-fury]

What in the Netherrealm just happened..? Why do I have this on my device?? Also could someone tell Miss Delovely to turn down her music or whatever it is she may have going on over there? I can hear her blasting Slipknot, but good song choice though I must admit.

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

Hello, Hanzo. What in the Realms made you decide to download Tumblr?

[sc0rching-fury]

You can.. thank Cage for that.

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

Ah...I see. That makes sense.

[thekingofsmoke]

I'm starting to see a pattern here.

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

Johnny really likes this app. Across the timelines, it seems.

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh..?

[sc0rching-fury]

What in the Netherrealm just happened..? Why do I have this on my device?? Also could someone tell Miss Delovely to turn down her music or whatever it is she may have going on over there? I can hear her blasting Slipknot, but good song choice though I must admit.

[earthrealms-chosen-1]

Hello, Hanzo. What in the Realms made you decide to download Tumblr?

[sc0rching-fury]

You can.. thank Cage for that.

[sc0rching-fury]

@leenakahnums hanzo? Your the scorpion from past timeline?

Yes, that would be I.

[sc0rching-fury]

What in the Netherrealm just happened..? Why do I have this on my device?? Also could someone tell Miss Delovely to turn down her music or whatever it is she may have going on over there? I can hear her blasting Slipknot, but good song choice though I must admit.

[unclekano]

hey hot stuff

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, that certainly got a chuckle out of me, Terminator 2.0.

[unclekano]

have you ever experienced joy ever

[sc0rching-fury]

Idk, you tell me

[unclekano]

christ what is with everyone having a fucking stick shoved up their ass

[sc0rching-fury]

No, that's just you.

[unclekano]

HEY

ive had plenty of things shoved up my ass, but a stick aint one of em

[sc0rching-fury]

Gods-- you're gayer than me, and that is saying something.

[unclekano]

there’s nothing gay about that

straight men can get fucked in the ass too

[sc0rching-fury]

But it IS still gay, Kano. How does-.. How does your thought process even.. work?

[unclekano]

have you ever heard of pegging, mate?

[sc0rching-fury]

... Yes I have heard of i--.. Are you offering, Kano..?

[unclekano]

i mean… if you’re interested

[sc0rching-fury]

No comment.

[unclekano]

pussy

[sc0rching-fury]

You are what you eat, but you're a dick, so we are not one and the same, Kano.

[unclekano]

HEY

[sc0rching-fury]

.. About that offer...

[unclekano]

im listening

[sc0rching-fury]

.. How much would I have to pay you to keep quiet?

[unclekano]

depends on how good it is

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, of course.

[unclekano]

name a time and place

[sc0rching-fury]

Are you currently occupied with other "Errons"?

[unclekano]

nah, he’s been ignoring all my texts lately. i think i did something to piss him off. again.

anyways my calendar is clear

[sc0rching-fury]

Okay, so who's going top and bottom?

[unclekano]

daaaamn you dont mind publicly discussing the details? you’re a bigger freak than i thought you were

[sc0rching-fury]

.. Well, shit.

[sc0rching-fury]

What in the Netherrealm just happened..? Why do I have this on my device?? Also could someone tell Miss Delovely to turn down her music or whatever it is she may have going on over there? I can hear her blasting Slipknot, but good song choice though I must admit.

[unclekano]

hey hot stuff

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, that certainly got a chuckle out of me, Terminator 2.0.

[unclekano]

have you ever experienced joy ever

[sc0rching-fury]

Idk, you tell me

[unclekano]

christ what is with everyone having a fucking stick shoved up their ass

[sc0rching-fury]

No, that's just you.

[unclekano]

HEY

ive had plenty of things shoved up my ass, but a stick aint one of em

[sc0rching-fury]

Gods-- you're gayer than me, and that is saying something.

[unclekano]

there’s nothing gay about that

straight men can get fucked in the ass too

[sc0rching-fury]

But it IS still gay, Kano. How does-.. How does your thought process even.. work?

[unclekano]

have you ever heard of pegging, mate?

[sc0rching-fury]

... Yes I have heard of i--.. Are you offering, Kano..?

[unclekano]

i mean… if you’re interested

[sc0rching-fury]

No comment.

[unclekano]

pussy

[sc0rching-fury]

You are what you eat, but you're a dick, so we are not one and the same, Kano.

[unclekano]

HEY

[sc0rching-fury]

.. About that offer...

[unclekano]

im listening

[sc0rching-fury]

.. How much would I have to pay you to keep quiet?

[unclekano]

depends on how good it is

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, of course.

[unclekano]

name a time and place

[sc0rching-fury]

Are you currently occupied with other "Errons"?

[unclekano]

nah, he’s been ignoring all my texts lately. i think i did something to piss him off. again.

anyways my calendar is clear

[sc0rching-fury]

Okay, so who's going top and bottom?

[sc0rching-fury]

What in the Netherrealm just happened..? Why do I have this on my device?? Also could someone tell Miss Delovely to turn down her music or whatever it is she may have going on over there? I can hear her blasting Slipknot, but good song choice though I must admit.

[unclekano]

hey hot stuff

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, that certainly got a chuckle out of me, Terminator 2.0.

[unclekano]

have you ever experienced joy ever

[sc0rching-fury]

Idk, you tell me

[unclekano]

christ what is with everyone having a fucking stick shoved up their ass

[sc0rching-fury]

No, that's just you.

[unclekano]

HEY

ive had plenty of things shoved up my ass, but a stick aint one of em

[sc0rching-fury]

Gods-- you're gayer than me, and that is saying something.

[unclekano]

there’s nothing gay about that

straight men can get fucked in the ass too

[sc0rching-fury]

But it IS still gay, Kano. How does-.. How does your thought process even.. work?

[unclekano]

have you ever heard of pegging, mate?

[sc0rching-fury]

... Yes I have heard of i--.. Are you offering, Kano..?

[unclekano]

i mean… if you’re interested

[sc0rching-fury]

No comment.

[unclekano]

pussy

[sc0rching-fury]

You are what you eat, but you're a dick, so we are not one and the same, Kano.

[unclekano]

HEY

[sc0rching-fury]

.. About that offer...

[unclekano]

im listening

[sc0rching-fury]

.. How much would I have to pay you to keep quiet?

[unclekano]

depends on how good it is

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, of course.

[unclekano]

name a time and place

[sc0rching-fury]

Are you currently occupied with other "Errons"?

[unclekano]

nah, he’s been ignoring all my texts lately. i think i did something to piss him off. again.

anyways my calendar is clear

[sc0rching-fury]

I see.

[sc0rching-fury]

What in the Netherrealm just happened..? Why do I have this on my device?? Also could someone tell Miss Delovely to turn down her music or whatever it is she may have going on over there? I can hear her blasting Slipknot, but good song choice though I must admit.

[unclekano]

hey hot stuff

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, that certainly got a chuckle out of me, Terminator 2.0.

[unclekano]

have you ever experienced joy ever

[sc0rching-fury]

Idk, you tell me

[unclekano]

christ what is with everyone having a fucking stick shoved up their ass

[sc0rching-fury]

No, that's just you.

[unclekano]

HEY

ive had plenty of things shoved up my ass, but a stick aint one of em

[sc0rching-fury]

Gods-- you're gayer than me, and that is saying something.

[unclekano]

there’s nothing gay about that

straight men can get fucked in the ass too

[sc0rching-fury]

But it IS still gay, Kano. How does-.. How does your thought process even.. work?

[unclekano]

have you ever heard of pegging, mate?

[sc0rching-fury]

... Yes I have heard of i--.. Are you offering, Kano..?

[unclekano]

i mean… if you’re interested

[sc0rching-fury]

No comment.

[unclekano]

pussy

[sc0rching-fury]

You are what you eat, but you're a dick, so we are not one and the same, Kano.

[unclekano]

HEY

[sc0rching-fury]

.. About that offer...

[unclekano]

im listening

[sc0rching-fury]

.. How much would I have to pay you to keep quiet?

[unclekano]

depends on how good it is

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, of course.

[unclekano]

name a time and place

[sc0rching-fury]

Are you currently occupied with other "Errons"?

[sc0rching-fury]

What in the Netherrealm just happened..? Why do I have this on my device?? Also could someone tell Miss Delovely to turn down her music or whatever it is she may have going on over there? I can hear her blasting Slipknot, but good song choice though I must admit.

[unclekano]

hey hot stuff

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, that certainly got a chuckle out of me, Terminator 2.0.

[unclekano]

have you ever experienced joy ever

[sc0rching-fury]

Idk, you tell me

[unclekano]

christ what is with everyone having a fucking stick shoved up their ass

[sc0rching-fury]

No, that's just you.

[unclekano]

HEY

ive had plenty of things shoved up my ass, but a stick aint one of em

[sc0rching-fury]

Gods-- you're gayer than me, and that is saying something.

[unclekano]

there’s nothing gay about that

straight men can get fucked in the ass too

[sc0rching-fury]

But it IS still gay, Kano. How does-.. How does your thought process even.. work?

[unclekano]

have you ever heard of pegging, mate?

[sc0rching-fury]

... Yes I have heard of i--.. Are you offering, Kano..?

[unclekano]

i mean… if you’re interested

[sc0rching-fury]

No comment.

[unclekano]

pussy

[sc0rching-fury]

You are what you eat, but you're a dick, so we are not one and the same, Kano.

[unclekano]

HEY

[sc0rching-fury]

.. About that offer...

[unclekano]

im listening

[sc0rching-fury]

.. How much would I have to pay you to keep quiet?

[unclekano]

depends on how good it is

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, of course.

[sc0rching-fury]

What in the Netherrealm just happened..? Why do I have this on my device?? Also could someone tell Miss Delovely to turn down her music or whatever it is she may have going on over there? I can hear her blasting Slipknot, but good song choice though I must admit.

[unclekano]

hey hot stuff

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, that certainly got a chuckle out of me, Terminator 2.0.

[unclekano]

have you ever experienced joy ever

[sc0rching-fury]

Idk, you tell me

[unclekano]

christ what is with everyone having a fucking stick shoved up their ass

[sc0rching-fury]

No, that's just you.

[unclekano]

HEY

ive had plenty of things shoved up my ass, but a stick aint one of em

[sc0rching-fury]

Gods-- you're gayer than me, and that is saying something.

[unclekano]

there’s nothing gay about that

straight men can get fucked in the ass too

[sc0rching-fury]

But it IS still gay, Kano. How does-.. How does your thought process even.. work?

[unclekano]

have you ever heard of pegging, mate?

[sc0rching-fury]

... Yes I have heard of i--.. Are you offering, Kano..?

[unclekano]

i mean… if you’re interested

[sc0rching-fury]

No comment.

[unclekano]

pussy

[sc0rching-fury]

You are what you eat, but you're a dick, so we are not one and the same, Kano.

[unclekano]

HEY

[sc0rching-fury]

.. About that offer...

[unclekano]

im listening

[sc0rching-fury]

.. How much would I have to pay you to keep quiet?

[sc0rching-fury]

What in the Netherrealm just happened..? Why do I have this on my device?? Also could someone tell Miss Delovely to turn down her music or whatever it is she may have going on over there? I can hear her blasting Slipknot, but good song choice though I must admit.

[unclekano]

hey hot stuff

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, that certainly got a chuckle out of me, Terminator 2.0.

[unclekano]

have you ever experienced joy ever

[sc0rching-fury]

Idk, you tell me

[unclekano]

christ what is with everyone having a fucking stick shoved up their ass

[sc0rching-fury]

No, that's just you.

[unclekano]

HEY

ive had plenty of things shoved up my ass, but a stick aint one of em

[sc0rching-fury]

Gods-- you're gayer than me, and that is saying something.

[unclekano]

there’s nothing gay about that

straight men can get fucked in the ass too

[sc0rching-fury]

But it IS still gay, Kano. How does-.. How does your thought process even.. work?

[unclekano]

have you ever heard of pegging, mate?

[sc0rching-fury]

... Yes I have heard of i--.. Are you offering, Kano..?

[unclekano]

i mean… if you’re interested

[sc0rching-fury]

No comment.

[unclekano]

pussy

[sc0rching-fury]

You are what you eat, but you're a dick, so we are not one and the same, Kano.

[unclekano]

HEY

[sc0rching-fury]

.. About that offer...

[sc0rching-fury]

What in the Netherrealm just happened..? Why do I have this on my device?? Also could someone tell Miss Delovely to turn down her music or whatever it is she may have going on over there? I can hear her blasting Slipknot, but good song choice though I must admit.

[unclekano]

hey hot stuff

[sc0rching-fury]

Oh, that certainly got a chuckle out of me, Terminator 2.0.

[unclekano]

have you ever experienced joy ever

[sc0rching-fury]

Idk, you tell me

[unclekano]

christ what is with everyone having a fucking stick shoved up their ass

[sc0rching-fury]

No, that's just you.

[unclekano]

HEY

ive had plenty of things shoved up my ass, but a stick aint one of em

[sc0rching-fury]

Gods-- you're gayer than me, and that is saying something.

[unclekano]

there’s nothing gay about that

straight men can get fucked in the ass too

[sc0rching-fury]

But it IS still gay, Kano. How does-.. How does your thought process even.. work?

[unclekano]

have you ever heard of pegging, mate?

[sc0rching-fury]

... Yes I have heard of i--.. Are you offering, Kano..?

[unclekano]

i mean… if you’re interested

[sc0rching-fury]

No comment.

[unclekano]

pussy

[sc0rching-fury]

You are what you eat, but you're a dick, so we are not one and the same, Kano.