"You guys think if I ask Saikhan or Bei Fong for a different patrol they won’t totally kick my ass?"
"How about you come to my neighborhood, copper, and I’ll kick your ass for you."
"Shin, you couldn't fight your way outta a wet paper bag."

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"You guys think if I ask Saikhan or Bei Fong for a different patrol they won’t totally kick my ass?"
"How about you come to my neighborhood, copper, and I’ll kick your ass for you."
"Shin, you couldn't fight your way outta a wet paper bag."
"You guys think if I ask Saikhan or Bei Fong for a different patrol they won’t totally kick my ass?"
"They might,"She shrugged."I haven’t really seen them around lately… and thinking about it now i haven’t seen you. How’s it going?"
"Fine, just busy. They got me patrolling one of the ruffest neighborhoods in the city. Not sure what I did to get on their shit list. Whats up with you?"
"You guys think if I ask Saikhan or Bei Fong for a different patrol they won't totally kick my ass?"
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"Fuck, this is taking forever." Shin rubbed his handcuffed wrists together. "Can't you hurry it up or somethin'?"
"Shut up back there, it ain’t my fuckin’ fault that this satomobile is messing up."
"Yeah, it is. You wouldn’t catch my baby acting up like this. I know you pig-dogs are pretty stupid, but you could at least try to treat your vehicle right, for fuck’s sake."Â
"Oh yeah, and you’re a real fuckin’ genius Shin. Hey, let me just rob a store, right in the middle of broad day light, when a cop is passing by. Real smart. And I do treat my vehicle right, it doesn’t help when crooks use their bending on my sweet girl though."
"I wasn’t robbing it. I was just moving some stuff. For a friend." Well, it was a half-truth. There may or may not have been some actual theft involved somewhere in there, but that wasn’t important. "And you can’t blame that on me. I don’t got my bending anymore. Or did you just skim over my record, you lazy ass?"
"Sure, sure, and I'm the freakin' Emperor of Ba Sing Se!" Wei rolled his eyes, turning the key in the ignition and rolling over the engine. It started with a cranking sound, as if the car was whining. "I can blame it on you prior to you loosing your bending."
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"Fuck, this is taking forever." Shin rubbed his handcuffed wrists together. "Can't you hurry it up or somethin'?"
"Shut up back there, it ain’t my fuckin’ fault that this satomobile is messing up."
"Yeah, it is. You wouldn’t catch my baby acting up like this. I know you pig-dogs are pretty stupid, but you could at least try to treat your vehicle right, for fuck’s sake."Â
"Oh yeah, and you're a real fuckin' genius Shin. Hey, let me just rob a store, right in the middle of broad day light, when a cop is passing by. Real smart. And I do treat my vehicle right, it doesn't help when crooks use their bending on my sweet girl though."
bloodyinquisition started following you
"…." "Aren’t you dead?"
"You have obviously been misinformed."
"Obviously, because if you were dead I would have to say you're looking pretty well for a dead guy. Hahaha, I have to go, actually. I gotta...patrol..."
"Fuck, this is taking forever." Shin rubbed his handcuffed wrists together. "Can't you hurry it up or somethin'?"
"Shut up back there, it ain’t my fuckin’ fault that this satomobile is messing up."
gingerthestarlet started following you
"Oh wow! The Ginger! I'm such a big fan, C-can I have an autograph, mam?"
bloodyinquisition started following you
"...." "Aren't you dead?"
"Y'know- usually I'd probably be concerned."
" But if I have any luck at all- they’ll destroy one another and I’ll have two less bastards to worry about."Â
"Let’s just hope they keep innocent citizens out of the crossfire if they do, sir."
"…That true. Hopefully- fuck. I can’t even enjoy this. Officer, go down to dispatch and tell them to relay a message throughout the burroughs to be on high alert tonight for any activity from either the Equalists or the Triads.”Â
"Yes, sir." Wei saluted, jogging down stairs to dispatch and giving them the message. He returned after a moment, pulling on his coat "Shall we hit the streets, sir?"