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Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

(He followed him there) but wait... why are you going to threaten her?

(He jumps and gasps at the sight of the boy) shit you scared me.. I’m just going to steal an immortality potion from her... so I can be with hades

(He’s excited by that) perfect!! Then let me help you search.... (he hands him a poke ball) and I have the perfect idea! Come with me!

Wait wait. Why are you helping me...?

Oh!! Well I’m... I’m one of hades new demons, that’s all!!

Hm..but I thought he only had two...? And if he doesn’t like them, why would he get another one?

He didn’t mean to, he impulsively got me because he missed you

That’s so sweet of him!!! So if you’re a demon, can you shapeshift, too?

Um... I’m not that kind of demon actually

Then what kind are you??

I’m... uh.... a Soap Operating ... Necromancer... I wash mr hades dishes! We’re a new type..

A... son demon..?

Yeah... anyways let’s go, I need to help you get a pokemon so we can threaten yzma

Ok. Well so far you’re the only demon I’ve met that I’ve liked, you little son demon. Do you have a name? (They start walking to the poke center)

I’m.. Bart.

Alright.. we’ll come on, Bart. Let’s go get a weapon I guess

Alright.. we’re here. @official-professor-oak let us in

Oh? What are you doing here, bartholomew? Are your eevee and mimikyu alright?

Yes sir, they’re fine. Can we get mr Kuzco a new pokemon ?

Sure thing, but isn’t he your fath—(he sees Bart shaking his head and cuts himself off) very well. Right this way. So, mr Kuzco, what are you looking for in a pokemon?

Uhh idk just show me what you have I guess

Alright! Here are our newest additions to the center. Do any catch your eye?

Why’s that dude in the middle got a bandage

He doesn’t get along with the other pokemon at all. He’s hated all of the others he’s came into contact with. He seems to like people enough though

That. That lowkey sounds like me so I choose that one. His name is now Fuzzyco

Don’t you wanna name it something like. Normal? Spot? Or violet?

No. Shut up. His name is fuzzyco and he is my son (he goes to pick him up and is mauled)

(He sprays the pokemon with water) bad epseon!

Don’t criticize my pokemon! He’s a good boy! Aren’t you Fuzzyco? (The pokemon hisses and hops into the pokeball)

Get. Out of my poke center. You can’t hurt my feelings like that

K. Bon voyage! (He picks up Bart and puts him on his shoulders) to yzma!

(He started crying. He’s not used to this. Being robbed blind is one thing. Being held at laser pointer was one thing. Being mauled by the legendaries he held in the back was one thing. This was another. His heart broke. He tried to compose himself, so he could get the last laugh.)

Bon jovi to you, too!!!

(But Kuzco and bart were already gone, already starting their adventure. He would never succeed. Never be like his father, professor Oak Senior. He hated this. He lowered his head and cried, while the Shinx and Charmander bit at his ankles like hungry tadpoles.)

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

(He followed him there) but wait... why are you going to threaten her?

(He jumps and gasps at the sight of the boy) shit you scared me.. I’m just going to steal an immortality potion from her... so I can be with hades

(He’s excited by that) perfect!! Then let me help you search.... (he hands him a poke ball) and I have the perfect idea! Come with me!

Wait wait. Why are you helping me...?

Oh!! Well I’m... I’m one of hades new demons, that’s all!!

Hm..but I thought he only had two...? And if he doesn’t like them, why would he get another one?

He didn’t mean to, he impulsively got me because he missed you

That’s so sweet of him!!! So if you’re a demon, can you shapeshift, too?

Um... I’m not that kind of demon actually

Then what kind are you??

I’m... uh.... a Soap Operating ... Necromancer... I wash mr hades dishes! We’re a new type..

A... son demon..?

Yeah... anyways let’s go, I need to help you get a pokemon so we can threaten yzma

Ok. Well so far you’re the only demon I’ve met that I’ve liked, you little son demon. Do you have a name? (They start walking to the poke center)

I’m.. Bart.

Alright.. we’ll come on, Bart. Let’s go get a weapon I guess

Alright.. we’re here. @official-professor-oak let us in

Oh? What are you doing here, bartholomew? Are your eevee and mimikyu alright?

Yes sir, they’re fine. Can we get mr Kuzco a new pokemon ?

Sure thing, but isn’t he your fath—(he sees Bart shaking his head and cuts himself off) very well. Right this way. So, mr Kuzco, what are you looking for in a pokemon?

Uhh idk just show me what you have I guess

Alright! Here are our newest additions to the center. Do any catch your eye?

Why’s that dude in the middle got a bandage

He doesn’t get along with the other pokemon at all. He’s hated all of the others he’s came into contact with. He seems to like people enough though

That. That lowkey sounds like me so I choose that one. His name is now Fuzzyco

Don’t you wanna name it something like. Normal? Spot? Or violet?

No. Shut up. His name is fuzzyco and he is my son (he goes to pick him up and is mauled)

(He sprays the pokemon with water) bad epseon!

Don’t criticize my pokemon! He’s a good boy! Aren’t you Fuzzyco? (The pokemon hisses and hops into the pokeball)

Get. Out of my poke center. You can’t hurt my feelings like that

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

(He followed him there) but wait... why are you going to threaten her?

(He jumps and gasps at the sight of the boy) shit you scared me.. I’m just going to steal an immortality potion from her... so I can be with hades

(He’s excited by that) perfect!! Then let me help you search.... (he hands him a poke ball) and I have the perfect idea! Come with me!

Wait wait. Why are you helping me...?

Oh!! Well I’m... I’m one of hades new demons, that’s all!!

Hm..but I thought he only had two...? And if he doesn’t like them, why would he get another one?

He didn’t mean to, he impulsively got me because he missed you

That’s so sweet of him!!! So if you’re a demon, can you shapeshift, too?

Um... I’m not that kind of demon actually

Then what kind are you??

I’m... uh.... a Soap Operating ... Necromancer... I wash mr hades dishes! We’re a new type..

A... son demon..?

Yeah... anyways let’s go, I need to help you get a pokemon so we can threaten yzma

Ok. Well so far you’re the only demon I’ve met that I’ve liked, you little son demon. Do you have a name? (They start walking to the poke center)

I’m.. Bart.

Alright.. we’ll come on, Bart. Let’s go get a weapon I guess

Alright.. we’re here. @official-professor-oak let us in

Oh? What are you doing here, bartholomew? Are your eevee and mimikyu alright?

Yes sir, they’re fine. Can we get mr Kuzco a new pokemon ?

Sure thing, but isn’t he your fath—(he sees Bart shaking his head and cuts himself off) very well. Right this way. So, mr Kuzco, what are you looking for in a pokemon?

Uhh idk just show me what you have I guess

Alright! Here are our newest additions to the center. Do any catch your eye?

Why’s that dude in the middle got a bandage

He doesn’t get along with the other pokemon at all. He’s hated all of the others he’s came into contact with. He seems to like people enough though

That. That lowkey sounds like me so I choose that one. His name is now Fuzzyco

Don’t you wanna name it something like. Normal? Spot? Or violet?

No. Shut up. His name is fuzzyco and he is my son (he goes to pick him up and is mauled)

(He sprays the pokemon with water) bad epseon!

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

(He followed him there) but wait... why are you going to threaten her?

(He jumps and gasps at the sight of the boy) shit you scared me.. I’m just going to steal an immortality potion from her... so I can be with hades

(He’s excited by that) perfect!! Then let me help you search.... (he hands him a poke ball) and I have the perfect idea! Come with me!

Wait wait. Why are you helping me...?

Oh!! Well I’m... I’m one of hades new demons, that’s all!!

Hm..but I thought he only had two...? And if he doesn’t like them, why would he get another one?

He didn’t mean to, he impulsively got me because he missed you

That’s so sweet of him!!! So if you’re a demon, can you shapeshift, too?

Um... I’m not that kind of demon actually

Then what kind are you??

I’m... uh.... a Soap Operating ... Necromancer... I wash mr hades dishes! We’re a new type..

A... son demon..?

Yeah... anyways let’s go, I need to help you get a pokemon so we can threaten yzma

Ok. Well so far you’re the only demon I’ve met that I’ve liked, you little son demon. Do you have a name? (They start walking to the poke center)

I’m.. Bart.

Alright.. we’ll come on, Bart. Let’s go get a weapon I guess

Alright.. we’re here. @official-professor-oak let us in

Oh? What are you doing here, bartholomew? Are your eevee and mimikyu alright?

Yes sir, they’re fine. Can we get mr Kuzco a new pokemon ?

Sure thing, but isn’t he your fath—(he sees Bart shaking his head and cuts himself off) very well. Right this way. So, mr Kuzco, what are you looking for in a pokemon?

Uhh idk just show me what you have I guess

Alright! Here are our newest additions to the center. Do any catch your eye?

Why’s that dude in the middle got a bandage

He doesn’t get along with the other pokemon at all. He’s hated all of the others he’s came into contact with. He seems to like people enough though

That. That lowkey sounds like me so I choose that one. His name is now Fuzzyco

Don’t you wanna name it something like. Normal? Spot? Or violet?

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

(He followed him there) but wait... why are you going to threaten her?

(He jumps and gasps at the sight of the boy) shit you scared me.. I’m just going to steal an immortality potion from her... so I can be with hades

(He’s excited by that) perfect!! Then let me help you search.... (he hands him a poke ball) and I have the perfect idea! Come with me!

Wait wait. Why are you helping me...?

Oh!! Well I’m... I’m one of hades new demons, that’s all!!

Hm..but I thought he only had two...? And if he doesn’t like them, why would he get another one?

He didn’t mean to, he impulsively got me because he missed you

That’s so sweet of him!!! So if you’re a demon, can you shapeshift, too?

Um... I’m not that kind of demon actually

Then what kind are you??

I’m... uh.... a Soap Operating ... Necromancer... I wash mr hades dishes! We’re a new type..

A... son demon..?

Yeah... anyways let’s go, I need to help you get a pokemon so we can threaten yzma

Ok. Well so far you’re the only demon I’ve met that I’ve liked, you little son demon. Do you have a name? (They start walking to the poke center)

I’m.. Bart.

Alright.. we’ll come on, Bart. Let’s go get a weapon I guess

Alright.. we’re here. @official-professor-oak let us in

Oh? What are you doing here, bartholomew? Are your eevee and mimikyu alright?

Yes sir, they’re fine. Can we get mr Kuzco a new pokemon ?

Sure thing, but isn’t he your fath—(he sees Bart shaking his head and cuts himself off) very well. Right this way. So, mr Kuzco, what are you looking for in a pokemon?

Uhh idk just show me what you have I guess

Alright! Here are our newest additions to the center. Do any catch your eye?

Why’s that dude in the middle got a bandage

He doesn’t get along with the other pokemon at all. He’s hated all of the others he’s came into contact with. He seems to like people enough though

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

(He followed him there) but wait... why are you going to threaten her?

(He jumps and gasps at the sight of the boy) shit you scared me.. I’m just going to steal an immortality potion from her... so I can be with hades

(He’s excited by that) perfect!! Then let me help you search.... (he hands him a poke ball) and I have the perfect idea! Come with me!

Wait wait. Why are you helping me...?

Oh!! Well I’m... I’m one of hades new demons, that’s all!!

Hm..but I thought he only had two...? And if he doesn’t like them, why would he get another one?

He didn’t mean to, he impulsively got me because he missed you

That’s so sweet of him!!! So if you’re a demon, can you shapeshift, too?

Um... I’m not that kind of demon actually

Then what kind are you??

I’m... uh.... a Soap Operating ... Necromancer... I wash mr hades dishes! We’re a new type..

A... son demon..?

Yeah... anyways let’s go, I need to help you get a pokemon so we can threaten yzma

Ok. Well so far you’re the only demon I’ve met that I’ve liked, you little son demon. Do you have a name? (They start walking to the poke center)

I’m.. Bart.

Alright.. we’ll come on, Bart. Let’s go get a weapon I guess

Alright.. we’re here. @official-professor-oak let us in

Oh? What are you doing here, bartholomew? Are your eevee and mimikyu alright?

Yes sir, they’re fine. Can we get mr Kuzco a new pokemon ?

Sure thing, but isn’t he your fath—(he sees Bart shaking his head and cuts himself off) very well. Right this way. So, mr Kuzco, what are you looking for in a pokemon?

Uhh idk just show me what you have I guess

Alright! Here are our newest additions to the center. Do any catch your eye?

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

(He followed him there) but wait... why are you going to threaten her?

(He jumps and gasps at the sight of the boy) shit you scared me.. I’m just going to steal an immortality potion from her... so I can be with hades

(He’s excited by that) perfect!! Then let me help you search.... (he hands him a poke ball) and I have the perfect idea! Come with me!

Wait wait. Why are you helping me...?

Oh!! Well I’m... I’m one of hades new demons, that’s all!!

Hm..but I thought he only had two...? And if he doesn’t like them, why would he get another one?

He didn’t mean to, he impulsively got me because he missed you

That’s so sweet of him!!! So if you’re a demon, can you shapeshift, too?

Um... I’m not that kind of demon actually

Then what kind are you??

I’m... uh.... a Soap Operating ... Necromancer... I wash mr hades dishes! We’re a new type..

A... son demon..?

Yeah... anyways let’s go, I need to help you get a pokemon so we can threaten yzma

Ok. Well so far you’re the only demon I’ve met that I’ve liked, you little son demon. Do you have a name? (They start walking to the poke center)

I’m.. Bart.

Alright.. we’ll come on, Bart. Let’s go get a weapon I guess

Alright.. we’re here. @official-professor-oak let us in

Oh? What are you doing here, bartholomew? Are your eevee and mimikyu alright?

Yes sir, they’re fine. Can we get mr Kuzco a new pokemon ?

Sure thing, but isn’t he your fath—(he sees Bart shaking his head and cuts himself off) very well. Right this way. So, mr Kuzco, what are you looking for in a pokemon?

Uhh idk just show me what you have I guess

Alright! Here are our newest additions to the center. Do any catch your eye?

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

(He followed him there) but wait... why are you going to threaten her?

(He jumps and gasps at the sight of the boy) shit you scared me.. I’m just going to steal an immortality potion from her... so I can be with hades

(He’s excited by that) perfect!! Then let me help you search.... (he hands him a poke ball) and I have the perfect idea! Come with me!

Wait wait. Why are you helping me...?

Oh!! Well I’m... I’m one of hades new demons, that’s all!!

Hm..but I thought he only had two...? And if he doesn’t like them, why would he get another one?

He didn’t mean to, he impulsively got me because he missed you

That’s so sweet of him!!! So if you’re a demon, can you shapeshift, too?

Um... I’m not that kind of demon actually

Then what kind are you??

I’m... uh.... a Soap Operating ... Necromancer... I wash mr hades dishes! We’re a new type..

A... son demon..?

Yeah... anyways let’s go, I need to help you get a pokemon so we can threaten yzma

Ok. Well so far you’re the only demon I’ve met that I’ve liked, you little son demon. Do you have a name? (They start walking to the poke center)

I’m.. Bart.

Alright.. we’ll come on, Bart. Let’s go get a weapon I guess

Alright.. we’re here. @official-professor-oak let us in

Oh? What are you doing here, bartholomew? Are your eevee and mimikyu alright?

Yes sir, they’re fine. Can we get mr Kuzco a new pokemon ?

Sure thing, but isn’t he your fath—(he sees Bart shaking his head and cuts himself off) very well. Right this way. So, mr Kuzco, what are you looking for in a pokemon?

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

(He followed him there) but wait... why are you going to threaten her?

(He jumps and gasps at the sight of the boy) shit you scared me.. I’m just going to steal an immortality potion from her... so I can be with hades

(He’s excited by that) perfect!! Then let me help you search.... (he hands him a poke ball) and I have the perfect idea! Come with me!

Wait wait. Why are you helping me...?

Oh!! Well I’m... I’m one of hades new demons, that’s all!!

Hm..but I thought he only had two...? And if he doesn’t like them, why would he get another one?

He didn’t mean to, he impulsively got me because he missed you

That’s so sweet of him!!! So if you’re a demon, can you shapeshift, too?

Um... I’m not that kind of demon actually

Then what kind are you??

I’m... uh.... a Soap Operating ... Necromancer... I wash mr hades dishes! We’re a new type..

A... son demon..?

Yeah... anyways let’s go, I need to help you get a pokemon so we can threaten yzma

Ok. Well so far you’re the only demon I’ve met that I’ve liked, you little son demon. Do you have a name? (They start walking to the poke center)

I’m.. Bart.

Alright.. we’ll come on, Bart. Let’s go get a weapon I guess

Alright.. we’re here. @official-professor-oak let us in

Oh? What are you doing here, bartholomew? Are your eevee and mimikyu alright?

Dad! We’re ready to go get Pokemon! I brought a friend so that they can get one, too!

@officialverse-ralsei @official-shane-madej @official-professor-oak

officialverse-ralsei

* Yeah! I kinda want to get a…poke mon.

Sounds good!! What type of Pokemon do you want, little one? Is there animal or color you particularly want?

officialverse-ralsei

* Well, I like Green and Pink. And I don’t prefer a animal type.

Alright! Do any of these catch your eyes? :)

can i get Mother of Fucking uhhhhhhh all your empty pokeballs

Sure! Here you go!

Dad! We’re ready to go get Pokemon! I brought a friend so that they can get one, too!

@officialverse-ralsei @official-shane-madej @official-professor-oak

Ahh, how sweet! A family outing, is it? Well, sounds good. What type of Pokemon do you want, little one?

Some sort of bird, I think

Hmm, alright! Do any of these catch your eyes?

Ooh! I like this one! This little greenish one!

Of course! Do you have a name picked out for them?

Hmmm… I think I’ll name them Ridly!

That's a cute name! Here's your little friend! With them you get a poke bag, complete with poke balls, poke berries, poke medicine, and my emergency phone number for if your Pokemon gets hurt!!! Have a fun adventure with your little friend!

Dad! We’re ready to go get Pokemon! I brought a friend so that they can get one, too!

@officialverse-ralsei @official-shane-madej @official-professor-oak

Ahh, how sweet! A family outing, is it? Well, sounds good. What type of Pokemon do you want, little one?

Some sort of bird, I think

Hmm, alright! Do any of these catch your eyes?

Ooh! I like this one! This little greenish one!

Of course! Do you have a name picked out for them?

Dad! We’re ready to go get Pokemon! I brought a friend so that they can get one, too!

@officialverse-ralsei @official-shane-madej @official-professor-oak

Ahh, how sweet! A family outing, is it? Well, sounds good. What type of Pokemon do you want, little one?

Some sort of bird, I think

Hmm, alright! Do any of these catch your eyes?

Dad! We’re ready to go get Pokemon! I brought a friend so that they can get one, too!

@officialverse-ralsei @official-shane-madej @official-professor-oak

officialverse-ralsei

* Yeah! I kinda want to get a…poke mon.

#feel free to put one in the tags if u know what u want!#also ! oak only gives away pokemon in their first evoloution state so keep that in mind ! nwn

Sounds good!! What type of Pokemon do you want, little one? Is there animal or color you particularly want?

Dad! We’re ready to go get Pokemon! I brought a friend so that they can get one, too!

@officialverse-ralsei @official-shane-madej @official-professor-oak