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Chipotle ruined my life
Explain.
No explanation is needed, I completely understand.
I wonder how did a Chipotle ruin him?
Thatās for us to know and for you to never find out
Preach pooh
Oh my God, chipotle is my life....

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@gaston-official
Story time
Chipotle ruined my life
Explain.
No explanation is needed, I completely understand.
I wonder how did a Chipotle ruin him?
Thatās for us to know and for you to never find out
Preach pooh
Oh my God, chipotle is my life....
Everyone in the officialverse is so valid Ily all sm ā¤ā¤ā¤
Except Gaston
Fuck you Gaston
Wow that stings! We hook up a few time and I dumb you for Belle and not I catch this shade!?
Attention all officials. Follow me.
That is all
Me too!
How do become relevant
Get Gaston back in the mix duh
I learned not to lean on doors.
Parallels in Disney villain eyes?
You see I am a hero not a villain.
Live it
Robin Hood (1973)
Intitled SJWs
unfollow me, coward
Whatever you say pussy asshole boogerbutt
you good sis?
Stop talking to me! Your triggering my anxiety!
you need a mint?
OMG! Like do you not get it? Itās very rude not to respect my experience! Your a danger to the world with all that stuff your doing! I asked you to stop posting to me and your still doing it! What the fuck!? I told you I was being triggered by your refusal to leave me alone. And your still doing it!
Whatās wrong with you!? Stop being a complete asshole and leave me alone. Block me or whatever, just donāt force your opinions into my life!
mmhmmā¦hmā¦listen buddy i know 4th grade is hard but you used the wrong form of āyoureā 4 times. sorry sport iām gonna have to deduct a few points for that
Your tone in demeaning and belittling.
Youāre not the boss and never will be! I seem no one else cares about how you disrespect peopleās personal feelings and triggers! You are clearly childish and sexist!
Get off it, no one cares what you think.
iām not arguing with you. iām mocking you.
also is*
Wtf! Mocking me is my second biggest teigger.when Iām mocked by strangers I get an anxiety attack and need drug or cutting to come back down. Is that want you want huh? To do die!? Because thatās what your doing to me right now!
Woah now LeFou! Whatās this all about? The man/woman/thing has the right to be an asshole. If you canāt handle it just bock it and keep on going. What do ya say?
Thereās an infestation of impastas!
Impastas are blood thirsty beasts that can transform into a perfect copy of a living being. Their purpose is to get close to other living creatures so they can devour their victims.
An impastaās true form is a black blob with rows and rows of teeth. Calling all officials (except Gaston-official) for the fight against impastas.
Reblog to join the fight
Yeah they want nothing to do with me so I would kick their ass in about two seconds flat!
what happened to the officialverse didnt it have some weird plot i think i was in the discord
idk. i think it just turned into a normal discord
You just have to dab on the haters bro.
Some people say I hit the Officialverse like a storm
Well if I were a hurricane I would need to be respected for all the mayhem. I think I would need a song to describe it. Well lucky you, I have just such a song!
https://youtu.be/KHDtEd87gwM
Itās so good you could dance to it.
@gaston-official @disneyladiesfromlastnight @disney-official
Why canāt we all just love each other... the way people love me?
For my campaign promises Iād like to add that i will also personally kick lefou as well as Gaston in the nuts
Ha yeah right
Itās the end of Gaston
I know most of you Officials will be happy. I guess you all win and I lose again. Iām killing Gaston and here are my reasons why.
1. Bullying and cyber bullying is real and it has a real impact on people emotional state
2. I used Gaston to be everything Iām not. Loved and super confident and good looking.
3. It was all fake and was fun for a while, but still fake.
4. I used Gaston to save me from Boredom of my everyday life.
5. I let Gaston take a priority over my family.
6. I already needed to spend more time with my kids, but this wants cool to them anyway.
7. My failure in the officialverse only reminds me of my worst failure in real life.
8. Clearly I was just annoying everyone and bringing down everyoneās mood. I really didnāt mean to.
9. I see than even while playing a role I thought should be a jerk and kinda dumb, i failed to even do that right and people just thought I was a tarible person.
10. Iām old, well older, I have a son whose is the age of many of you. And I felt left out of the loop. I didnāt know the rules.
11. I thought the hate was focused on Gaston and I would feel fine, but it wasnāt him that felt rejection it was all me.
12. I felt like participating in group think and just going along with the crowd, but thatās been bad for me in the past.
13. I wast trying to tell people to toughen up because I needed to feel that for myself and I became the hypocrite. I hate feeling like I failed myself again. I was toxic to myself.
So those are my 13 reasons why. Most of you will never read this or even know about it, because Iāve been blocked.
In the morning Iāll be home and youāll have a better space without me.
Who, you, never @gaston-official , youāve got to pull yourself togetherā¦š¤š
š¼ Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps,
Every guy hereād love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps,
Thereās no man in town as admired as you. Youāre everyoneās favorite guyyyy
Everyoneās awed and inspired by you
And itās not very hard to see whyyy!
No oneās slick as Gaston
No oneās quick as Gaston
No oneās neckās as incredibly thick as Gaston!
For thereās no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And theyāll tell you whose team they prefer to be ooooon.
No oneās been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No oneās got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
Gaston: As a specimen, yes, Iām intiiiiimidating.
Officialverse: My, what a guy, that Gaston!!!
LeFou: Give five hurrahs! Give twelve hip-hips!!
Gaston is the best.
And the rest is all drips!!!
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
Bimbettes: For thereās no one as burly and brawny
As you see Iāve got biceps to spare
Not a bit of himās scraggly or scrawny.
Thatās right!
And ev'ry last inch of meās covered with hair!
š¶ No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston!
Gaston: Iām especially good at expectorating!
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that Iām grown I eat five dozen eggs!
So Iām roughly the size of a barge!
LeFou: No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston!
No one shoots like Gaston!
Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decoratingā¦
LeFou: Say it again
Whoās a man among men
And then say it once more
Whoās the hero next door
Whoās a super success
Donāt you know? Canāt you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
Thereās just one guy in town whoās got all of it down!
And his nameās G-A-S-T
G-a-s-t e
G-a-s-t-o, oh
Gaston!!!
You right LeFou! Iām BACK!
Hip hip hooray!
You see I went Bloodsuckers hunting I was waiting for the hunting party with @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r and got restless. So I went at it alone. And now Iām back! Did I miss anything?
Ummm, err, NOPE! It was kind of boring around here without you. Glad youāre back @gaston-official
OOC: Okay, Iām sorry if I completely ruin the mood but I want to be real with you bud. There are only two things that I want you to know; 1. We (or at least me) wanted to get to know the mod, you, and acting as Gaston when it was unnecessary made it extremely difficult. Also, Gastonās a pretty big jerk sooooo acting as him wasnāt youāre best bet. 2. The major reason things turned sour was that you invalidated the severity of triggers. Itās not childish to want to avoid a panic attack or whatever else would result (Not trying to be snappy, so sorry if that came off as mean.)
Look itās like this Gaston or not I have ever right to say and thing as I please. If everyone want to shit on me let them. I am not responsible for random strangers feeling. And by the way I never triggered anyone. Saying that triggers are childish doesnāt could as triggering. So I am here to have fun and people who get offended by a jerk when they know thatās his personality take the fun out of it. Play the part make some friends then and only then does someone have the right to talk to the MOD. After what I read from yāall I say good ridden! Hell yall were even telling each other to shun me as a group. Thatās some childish school bully shit.
We shunned you as a group because we all mutually understand the severity of triggers, you were making us all uncomfortable, and pissed us all off.
Also, you are DAMN responsible forĀ ārandom strangersā feelingsā if you had DIRECT FUCKING INVOLVEMENT IN WHY THEYāRE FEELING THAT WAY.
Officialverse also, believe it or not, has RULES. Yes, you can have fun with it - we DO in fact - but only if you keep within those rules. One of those, something that should be COMMON HUMAN DECENCY, is RESPECTING THAT OTHERS HAVE TRIGGERS AND TRYING NOT TO SET THOSE OFF.
Wrong cat/dog I was shunned because one MOD got scared he would be responsible if one of his friends/strangers said they had a ātrigger attackā on his watch. Also you clearly donāt know what your taking about and didnāt bother to read up before opening you foxy mouth.
I acknowledged people have triggers, then stated it would be childish to expect random strangers on the INTERNET to give Trigger warnings, because thatās not a real everyday thing people do.
They lost their shit and became a hatful group spitting vial and harmful insults. All because I dared to speak the real world truth.
I said I have what could be called ātriggerā but nothing said on a role play tumblr post would ever send me into a real world panic. BECAUSE IM AN ADULT AND KNKW HOW TO HANDLE EMOTIONS AND ACTIONS!
Something they have yet to learn it would seem.
Oh an btw I never triggered anyone or even attempted to. I just told people if they were looking for a trigger free safe space maybe the internet isnāt the right place. š±š¤Æ
That would be great but Iām not going to quit just because people donāt like what I say just like you wouldnāt be expected to quit if people didnāt like what you say, and I would never ask you to.
I donāt search out anyoneās post to make comments on I comment on posts that are constantly shit talking me in an attempt to set the record straight.
However many people have blocked me from responding to their direct comments about me, which is fine but donāt expect me to just take it as if it were true when I know that itās not.
To your point that an adult is role-playing as a Disney character being creepy because children do it as well is a nonstarter. Children donāt own role playing and for that matter Tumblr is not very child friendly on the whole. Once I was in the discord and realized how many people were children at very young ages I was totally fine and happy to no longer be part of it and never asked to be reinstated and never will.
If your child or minor or offended by what I have to say in character or out of character feel free to block me and filter out my hashtags Iām OK with that.
If youāre attempting to get me to quit reporting my account or constantly be spreading lies and hear say about me I will reply to that to the best that Iām able. This is the way it is what you stop talking about me and creating profiles with the explicit intent to bully me out of the Officialverse, we will have an understanding. Not before.
It is unfortunate that I feel like I have to protect hey strangers identity so that way they donāt catch the same heck that I did for something that they had no idea what happened but here it is.
Never being part of or knowing anything about the discord server I joined under the assumption that I would be joining as Gaston.
Many people have stated that the reason people got upset with me was because I was in character while in the discord. However if you read my transaction while being invited I stated āas long as everyone understands Gaston will be Gastonā to which the response was āthey doā
When I actually saw the discord had many young children that I was previously unaware of it didnāt surprise me that the conversation frequently revolved around personal home issues. It made more sense to me after saying that, considering the majority of what I was saying from those characters was a bunch of violence, threats, gay, dick centered comments. A lot of things that make kids feel older and edgy.
Iām not saying that to make you sound like bad people. When I was younger I was the same way. But thatās not really what Im into here.
When I say the official verse is not the place for sensitive people considering all that is said out there. That is a true statement. Expecting complete strangers understand and respect your triggers is great but when they donāt and you throw a fit that is childish. That is a true statement.
That is all I was trying to say while in character. I was not given the opportunity to explain out of character before I was banned. The way I was treated the things that were said to me versus the things I said while in character is not excusable. I will not go away because a bunch of children canāt handle the truth.
Iām not here for IRL, or OOC. Iām here for role-play and a half pound interactions with people as our character. Thatās what interested me in the first place improvisational game with endless possibilities.
Itās the end of Gaston
I know most of you Officials will be happy. I guess you all win and I lose again. Iām killing Gaston and here are my reasons why.
1. Bullying and cyber bullying is real and it has a real impact on people emotional state
2. I used Gaston to be everything Iām not. Loved and super confident and good looking.
3. It was all fake and was fun for a while, but still fake.
4. I used Gaston to save me from Boredom of my everyday life.
5. I let Gaston take a priority over my family.
6. I already needed to spend more time with my kids, but this wants cool to them anyway.
7. My failure in the officialverse only reminds me of my worst failure in real life.
8. Clearly I was just annoying everyone and bringing down everyoneās mood. I really didnāt mean to.
9. I see than even while playing a role I thought should be a jerk and kinda dumb, i failed to even do that right and people just thought I was a tarible person.
10. Iām old, well older, I have a son whose is the age of many of you. And I felt left out of the loop. I didnāt know the rules.
11. I thought the hate was focused on Gaston and I would feel fine, but it wasnāt him that felt rejection it was all me.
12. I felt like participating in group think and just going along with the crowd, but thatās been bad for me in the past.
13. I wast trying to tell people to toughen up because I needed to feel that for myself and I became the hypocrite. I hate feeling like I failed myself again. I was toxic to myself.
So those are my 13 reasons why. Most of you will never read this or even know about it, because Iāve been blocked.
In the morning Iāll be home and youāll have a better space without me.
Who, you, never @gaston-official , youāve got to pull yourself togetherā¦š¤š
š¼ Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps,
Every guy hereād love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps,
Thereās no man in town as admired as you. Youāre everyoneās favorite guyyyy
Everyoneās awed and inspired by you
And itās not very hard to see whyyy!
No oneās slick as Gaston
No oneās quick as Gaston
No oneās neckās as incredibly thick as Gaston!
For thereās no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And theyāll tell you whose team they prefer to be ooooon.
No oneās been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No oneās got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
Gaston: As a specimen, yes, Iām intiiiiimidating.
Officialverse: My, what a guy, that Gaston!!!
LeFou: Give five hurrahs! Give twelve hip-hips!!
Gaston is the best.
And the rest is all drips!!!
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
Bimbettes: For thereās no one as burly and brawny
As you see Iāve got biceps to spare
Not a bit of himās scraggly or scrawny.
Thatās right!
And ev'ry last inch of meās covered with hair!
š¶ No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston!
Gaston: Iām especially good at expectorating!
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that Iām grown I eat five dozen eggs!
So Iām roughly the size of a barge!
LeFou: No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston!
No one shoots like Gaston!
Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decoratingā¦
LeFou: Say it again
Whoās a man among men
And then say it once more
Whoās the hero next door
Whoās a super success
Donāt you know? Canāt you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
Thereās just one guy in town whoās got all of it down!
And his nameās G-A-S-T
G-a-s-t e
G-a-s-t-o, oh
Gaston!!!
You right LeFou! Iām BACK!
Hip hip hooray!
You see I went Bloodsuckers hunting I was waiting for the hunting party with @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r and got restless. So I went at it alone. And now Iām back! Did I miss anything?
Ummm, err, NOPE! It was kind of boring around here without you. Glad youāre back @gaston-official
OOC: Okay, Iām sorry if I completely ruin the mood but I want to be real with you bud. There are only two things that I want you to know; 1. We (or at least me) wanted to get to know the mod, you, and acting as Gaston when it was unnecessary made it extremely difficult. Also, Gastonās a pretty big jerk sooooo acting as him wasnāt youāre best bet. 2. The major reason things turned sour was that you invalidated the severity of triggers. Itās not childish to want to avoid a panic attack or whatever else would result (Not trying to be snappy, so sorry if that came off as mean.)
Look itās like this Gaston or not I have ever right to say and thing as I please. If everyone want to shit on me let them. I am not responsible for random strangers feeling. And by the way I never triggered anyone. Saying that triggers are childish doesnāt could as triggering. So I am here to have fun and people who get offended by a jerk when they know thatās his personality take the fun out of it. Play the part make some friends then and only then does someone have the right to talk to the MOD. After what I read from yāall I say good ridden! Hell yall were even telling each other to shun me as a group. Thatās some childish school bully shit.
We shunned you as a group because we all mutually understand the severity of triggers, you were making us all uncomfortable, and pissed us all off.
Also, you are DAMN responsible forĀ ārandom strangersā feelingsā if you had DIRECT FUCKING INVOLVEMENT IN WHY THEYāRE FEELING THAT WAY.
Officialverse also, believe it or not, has RULES. Yes, you can have fun with it - we DO in fact - but only if you keep within those rules. One of those, something that should be COMMON HUMAN DECENCY, is RESPECTING THAT OTHERS HAVE TRIGGERS AND TRYING NOT TO SET THOSE OFF.
Wrong cat/dog I was shunned because one MOD got scared he would be responsible if one of his friends/strangers said they had a ātrigger attackā on his watch. Also you clearly donāt know what your taking about and didnāt bother to read up before opening you foxy mouth.
I acknowledged people have triggers, then stated it would be childish to expect random strangers on the INTERNET to give Trigger warnings, because thatās not a real everyday thing people do.
They lost their shit and became a hatful group spitting vial and harmful insults. All because I dared to speak the real world truth.
I said I have what could be called ātriggerā but nothing said on a role play tumblr post would ever send me into a real world panic. BECAUSE IM AN ADULT AND KNKW HOW TO HANDLE EMOTIONS AND ACTIONS!
Something they have yet to learn it would seem.
Oh an btw I never triggered anyone or even attempted to. I just told people if they were looking for a trigger free safe space maybe the internet isnāt the right place. š±š¤Æ
That would be great but Iām not going to quit just because people donāt like what I say just like you wouldnāt be expected to quit if people didnāt like what you say, and I would never ask you to.
I donāt search out anyoneās post to make comments on I comment on posts that are constantly shit talking me in an attempt to set the record straight.
However many people have blocked me from responding to their direct comments about me, which is fine but donāt expect me to just take it as if it were true when I know that itās not.
To your point that an adult is role-playing as a Disney character being creepy because children do it as well is a nonstarter. Children donāt own role playing and for that matter Tumblr is not very child friendly on the whole. Once I was in the discord and realized how many people were children at very young ages I was totally fine and happy to no longer be part of it and never asked to be reinstated and never will.
If your child or minor or offended by what I have to say in character or out of character feel free to block me and filter out my hashtags Iām OK with that.
If youāre attempting to get me to quit reporting my account or constantly be spreading lies and hear say about me I will reply to that to the best that Iām able. This is the way it is what you stop talking about me and creating profiles with the explicit intent to bully me out of the Officialverse, we will have an understanding. Not before.
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