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thoughts of a goldfish

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: The country’s economy and labor market remain in deep disrepair. Whereas our various post-market institutions (e.g., the safety net, educational institutions, health institutions) have a mixed record of coping with the rising poverty and inequality that has been handed to them by a still-struggling economy and labor market.

goldfish: nice rock

gay-440

‘Practice’ is a strong word.

Heard in the music department (via gay-440)

mockwa

phlyhigh

God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up

stuffinspace-deactivated2017100

they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out

dragonsapphic

i tried to reverse image search this to find out the real story behind it and honestly im so pissed

unfollovving

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS

cheese24k

unpill

idratherbedrinkingtea:

call me maybe performed with bottles

ok hear me out guys

I’m listening

okay listen closely

ok ready

look me boots

Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them??????

lunaimer

What the hell do YOU do?

mojav

i die? lmao what kinda question….

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orchestra stereotypes - go!

piccolo: i don’t always play, but when i do, rip ur earsflutes: can we please do something else than imitating birdsoboes: quack quack was that me warming up my reed or an actual melody who knowsclarinets: we have one melody in this entire piece and you can’t hear it over the trumpets so why would we not warm up with rhapsody in bluesaxophones: thank you lord for inventing maurice ravel. oh and while ur here lord can you stop the rest of the orchestra bullying mebassoons: deep poothorns: just when ur admiring us for our infinite hotness and gorgeous tone quality we’ll start playing mahler cuivré with 8 of us in unison watch out BAAAAAAtrumpets: *slides into violin 1 section* which one of u lovely ladies wants a night with me ay the trumpet isn’t the only thing i can double tongue alalalalalalala *puts two fingers up to mouth and starts imitating cunnilingus*trombones: the bottle i’m clutching onto is definitely water and not vodka i promise. gotta stay hydrated. no you can’t have any why d-tuba: *tips fedora* m’ladytimpani: i went through 4 years of music school just for this shit 1 5 1 5 1 5 1 5 1 oh tricky bit coming up there’s a triplet but don’t worry there’s 92 bars of rest for me to prepare for itother percussion: 1 gay guy, 1 straight girl who’s his best friend, the rest just fuckboysharp: you may not be able to hear me in the orchestra but you won’t be laughing anymore when i forcefully transport you into a dream sequence just watchpiano: why am i here. i chose this instrument to get away from other musicians wtf i can make all the notes by myself i don’t need youorgan: now i can really make all the notes by myself you want a trumpet here’s a trumpet you want a clarinet here’s a clarinet badabingbadaboom just give me a church and i’m invincibleconcertmaster: bow down 2 meother violin 1s: we promise we’re just as good as the concertmaster see here’s us warming up with the sibelius concerto look loOK LOOKviolin 2s: i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it didn’t even matterviolas: you think you have it bad violin 2s we have to come into every rehearsal just for pizzicato ostinaticelli: 70% boring basslines 30% passionate melodies 100% fuck mebasses: plonk plonk plonkconductor: let’s have some fun this beat is sick everyone pay attention to me and my stick

sarcana

“trump and pence support funding conversion therapy, that doesn’t mean they stand for conversion therapy!”

arcadeigannon

kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking