Rando Bandos

I may hate myself but at least I’m queer || Levi ||He/they || ACAB ||

[capricornpropaganda]

There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

[capricornpropaganda]

Was Scooby and the gang ringing up the police?? No bc Fred and Shaggy were dodging the draft

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

[doritosandavocados]

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

[yasminewestbank]

i love fish biology youtube

[olivershmoliver-2763]

Remember.

Gaza, palestine is not a trend.

Don't stop talking about it once the strike ends.

[exitwound]

(alone after sunset on a sunday) Does anyone love me

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

there should be more tyrannical career options for lesbians

[radiation]

Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me…

[fortidogi]

are you a frog or perhaps a turtle

[radiation]

i am a Saxophone player

[bill-nye-official-blog]

same thing

[redstonedust]

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

[dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound]

[morrithal]

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

[headaching]

they should invent a uterine lining that sheds peacefully

[anexperimentallife]

[joeyclaire]

hermey the elf was transgender

[joeyclaire]

female elves:

blond hair and small noses

male elves:

no hair and big noses

hermey:

blond hair and small nose

is a trans man

[joeyclaire]

you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist

[pointnclick]

straight girls posing together for a pic:

lesbians posing together for a pic:

[guerrillatech]

Amazing

[fantasysclerosis]

[sarahseeandersen]

[demonius-darkblade]

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[clowngirlpony]

Think again