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Hi hiiiiii~!!! Did you miss me?? I missed me!! Let’s be friends!! Or snacks!!! Either is fine!!
HEYOOOO, I’m Niffty! Yes, that Niffty. Yes, I’m tiny. No, I will NOT stop cleaning. Your dust bunnies have five minutes to say goodbye to their loved ones.
I’m the official social chaos coordinator of… whatever room I happen to scuttle into! I am Mia Chang’s sister, which means one of two things:
She’s the responsible one.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh that’s funny—no.
I love cleaning, cooking, Alastor, stabbing things for fun and hygiene, old-timey music, cleaning, dancing, cleaning, cleaning, and did I mention CLEANING?
Alastor is my best friend!!! He let me reorganize his entire studio! (…Once.) I also sharpen his antlers when he’s not looking!! Don’t tell him!!!
⚠️ RULES!
(Yes I have them. No I don’t follow them. YOU do.)
Be NICE or I will sweep your ankles out from under you! Wheeeeee~!
If you’re rude to my sister Mia (@mia-chaggachina), I will fold your spine like a hotel towel. She's still alive, but I still talk to her 😃
If you’re rude to Alastor, he’ll handle it, but I’ll cheer him on with pom-poms!
Messy blogs will be CLEANED. I will reorganize your tags alphabetically. I’ve done it before.
All Alastors will receive roach crowns!
This is a blog of adults, for adults. While there is nothing overtly unsafe for minors in the ChaosVerse, where this blog is located, please keep this in mind.
If you interact with my blog, I will assume you are not a minor and treat you as such. This blog, like the rest of the ChaosVerse, is not built around the fact that someone might be and will not change because somebody is a child.
🧽 What I Do Around Here
Reply to asks at 900 mph!
Clean your inbox! Literally!
Panic!
Fix your aesthetic against your will!
Appear in your vents!
Break into your house to dust your crown molding!
If you see sparkles, tiny footprints, or hear 1950s cleaning jingles, that’s just me!!!
🥳 Fun Niffty Facts!!!
I once cleaned an entire hotel in 11 minutes and then reorganized it twice because I didn’t like the vibes.
I taught Alastor how to foxtrot. (He pretends he already knew. He did NOT.)
I collect knives! And brooms! And broom-knives!! (Patent pending!)
I have not slept since 1938! WOO!!!
Yes, I CAN crawl on the ceiling.
No, I WILL NOT stop.
My apron is sentient! Her name is Moppet!!! Say hi!!!
I replaced the hotel’s lightbulbs with brighter ones. Nobody died!! This time!!
Once reorganized Hell’s record archives alphabetically… by scent.
I can fit inside a microwave. Don’t ask why I know.
I outran a Bible once.
An Exorcist tried to stab me and I ate her
A serial killer ghost tried to haunt me—now he does my laundry.
I ate a spider and gained a new personality.
✨💌 Interact with me! 💌✨
Send me asks! Say hi! Show me your mess! I’ll fix it!! Or break it!!! Or fix it then break it!!! CHAOS CLEANING! YIPPEEEEEE!!!
Okay bye now!!!! There’s a speck of dust behind you and I’m gonna—WHEEEEEEEEEE—
