michelle of many names

haii im michelle whats uppp !!! MINOR !!! Fuck OFF fascists

[mechygirl33]

PLEASE READ

yo

THIS BLOG IS (still)RUN BY A MINOR!!!

hey whats up guys its me jax

wheatley decided he was too good for me so its actually only me now

my pronouns are she/they/it and i go by like any fem ja- names but i prefer jacqueline or jax

i like bo burnham and portal and deltarune and undertale and spiderman and i have a strained relationship with garfield and i like another crabs treasure and other stuff

this used to be a wheatley roleplay blog, but again hes living it up in chicago and im stuck here so. if you wanna access those old posts on this blog, theres a few tags, all of them have 004/004m0r0n in them so thats how you get em. im probably gonna do a wheatley week at somepoint yearly where you can send in wheatley asks and stuff.

anyways scram get outta here!!

[mechygirl33]

holy shit this account sucked dick im glad yall get the every couple months update that im alive but none of these posts i made were bangers dude

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[onethousandrbirds]

happy anniversary 

[omni-rhombus]

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

[mossy-crow0]

blub

[mechygirl33]

oh yeah uh my name is like michelle now btdubs

[inkfal]

I just think they should kiss idk

[chronomancy]

now that there's four of them, the set is completed...

[sp00n-planet]

mi pequeño :)

[mechygirl33]

do yall remember when this happened?

psst, the person who actually made togore is below this text:

[mechygirl33]

burps loudly fuuuck didnt know yall were still here i only log on to get gillion tidestrider fanart

[mechygirl33]

heyyy whats up sorry i havent been active recently its bcs i dont really care

[mechygirl33]

cool fucking 3d model

[mechygirl33]

heyyy whats up sorry i havent been active recently its bcs i dont really care

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

i think if you have a crush on someone that isnt into you the same way you should be able to throw up horrible black goo for about 10 minutes to make the crush go away

[decayingdogt33th]

All cookie dough is “edible cookie dough” if you’re not a fucking pussy

[venusmage]

Since everyone loved my IT girl story I thought I should update you guys on some of the more charming "people don't expect me to be in this position" experiences I've had so far:

Multiple men in other departments have asked if I'm a new bartender or HR hire. Followed by them looking incredibly embarrassed when I say I'm in IT.

Multiple women in other departments treat me like I'm the single coolest person on the planet simply for existing . Several already request me specifically for help despite not even being here for a month yet. I'm a hit with the ladies.

Had a very anxious caller say "Thanks, bro. Ma'am. I MEAN THANK YOU MA'AM" as we ended our convo.

Older employees especially love me. Even if they're usually "difficult" with my (very sweet) coworkers.

Maintenance guy was about to make a poop joke to one of my coworkers and stopped himself. "I can't say that nasty shit, dude...there's a lady in here"!

Boss was discussing setting up a very heavy (100-ish lbs) piece of equipment with me. My lead interrupted him to point out that I can't physically lift that. Boss was visibly confused for a solid 10 seconds before going "...Oh!" (All of my male colleagues, including him, are built like brick shithouses)

We fist bump around here. Was helped to my feet after servicing a machine with a facilities worker. And then he proceeded to give me the gentlest butterfly-kiss of a fist bump I've ever received in my life.

Colleauge meanwhile gave me such a mighty fist bump it physically pushed me back in my chair and then looked like he was going to die of shame immediately after (didnt even hurt lol)

In general, the blue collar workers treat me like a princess made of glass. This includes the single butch lesbian on premises that is even shorter and smaller built than I am.

I started using heart emojis in our teams chat and now all of the IT guys are doing it too.

Security guard clocked me as a lesbian based on my corporate goth vibe alone.

Lead (who is 6'5) has "lost" me standing next to him more than once.

[venusmage]

Further updates

A separate maintenance worker has decided to hang around me like a standoffish cat. Sings Mr.Brightside while fixing a cable in our server room. Tonight I found out he has BIG opinions on false nails and what the ideal styles are. I let him pick out my next set and a set for my spouse (he has great taste)

19 year old server told a guest "shes SO cool" as I was fixing a register (wah)

Bartender (also 19-21 ish) twirled her hair and said "is she here to check our systems" when i was doing a department run (HELLO?)

Was helping a woman in another department and she commented that there's not a ton of girls in IT (true) then read me for filth by following it up with "but you all look like that"

Set up a printer for HR and you'd think I'm literally Jesus with how they lauded me

Ive started calling the IT guys "gentleman/king(s)" in chats and am now receiving "yes my lady" and "queen" in reply

[mikedugans]

letra bledsoe has her priorities right

[tanknspank]

Times change. People don’t

[thewintersouljaboy]

Dan panosian responds:

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

The US is weird because it has a particularly regressive culture, yet living there has significant privileges even for the racialized people who live there. As a Latina, I am not quite safe with ICE running around... at the same time, my conditions are grossly privileged as a result of being a citizen of the imperial core. Both are fully true and I think many struggle with this.

[viralfrog]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!