Anything to stay in the jungle

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[official-jungle-queen]

I’d say you’re looking pretty sweet, all those photographers aren’t gunna know what hit them.

[official-jungle-queen]

Oh, why thank you, kind sir!

It's nice to know that some people have an appreciation for true beauty.

[venushepburn-deactivated2015060]

And that is actually a perfect face for any sort of photo shoot.

[official-jungle-queen]

I know, right?

The photographers never seem to think so, though!

[thefateofchilli]

That’s.. that’s just sad. Reading is important.

Eh, not really.

[official-jungle-queen]

I know, and believe me, I've tried to get into books and reading and smart people stuff, but I'm just not that kind of girl, you know? I barely graduated from high school, that kind of restricted learning isn't my thing! I'd rather go out into the world and learn for myself.

[theageofanna-blog]

Why would you say that?

[official-jungle-queen]

That food is my soulmate? 'Cause it's true! It literally keeps me alive.

[theageofanna-blog]

Uhhmm. Love?

[official-jungle-queen]

Oh...well that'll be a problem for me...

[thefateofchilli]

No, it was just some light reading.

[official-jungle-queen]

...Light? I call reading the menu at a restaurant 'light'.

You must be the reincarnation of Hermione Granger. Which is awesome!

[official-jungle-queen]

I've been practicing my photo shoot face!

[daisythebunny]

I think I’ve discovered my new favorite thing — buying cheap used books with pretty covers and turning the pages into art.

[official-jungle-queen]

Wow...that sounds amazing. What do you do, like in the pages? Painting, pastels, pencils, markers? It sounds awesome already! Can I see?

[thefateofchilli]

If you alter the meaning of a concept, then you can change the overall foundation of our understanding of said concept, thus gaining social control. The thing about the presidents and stuff was just an example.

[official-jungle-queen]

Okay...is that for a class or something?

[ihadwings-once]

Malerie smirked at that. This girl was a lot like… well HER. “Sounds like something I’D do.” She mused aloud. “You’re some kind of awesome, Daya.”

[official-jungle-queen]

"Not many people appreciate the art of enforcing karma, so you must be some kind of awesome too," Daya grinned in reply. She liked to call it inflicting karma (because karma was taking too long) rather than revenge.

"Wait actually, I object. I am every kind of awesome, thanks very much.

[hcliophilic]

No! They’re my sibster!

[official-jungle-queen]

Sibs- Oh! That's cool. So, where's Connor? You're not here by yourself, are you?

[chxmpxgneproblems-deactivated20]

They totally are!!

Some customer was completely rude to me because she didn’t like her order. 

[official-jungle-queen]

Ugh...she sounds like a bitch. She ordered it, it's not your fault her ordering skills are crap, right?

[theageofanna-blog]

I don’t know if it does but I hope! Still at age thirty-four it is my dream world’

[official-jungle-queen]

...you're 34? Girl, what's your secret?

[ihadwings-once]

Malerie was laughing too hard at this. “Karma will proabbaly get her. She’ll probably break that other leg.”

"I’m Malerie. And I’ve loved all this from the ‘so this bitch’ to the ‘whatever bitch’. How do you deal with people like that?"

[official-jungle-queen]

Daya grinned when the other girl started laughing. She'd always loved to make people laugh!

"She fucking better, or I'll accidentally on purpose rub butter on the tiles in her damn mansion!"

"Well, Malerie, I'm glad my suffering has entertained you," she joked, "As a matter of fact I usually paralyze them with my withering sarcasm and my hella fierce bitch face."

[theageofanna-blog]

It is not an excuse! I did not say promise, no I did not. 

And I would rather go to Candy Land if I ever die, if there is a Candy Land.

[official-jungle-queen]

A pinky swear is the same as a pinky promise, honey.

Candy land? Dude, that's awesome! Is that a thing?

[chxmpxgneproblems-deactivated20]

I thought that kid was going to cry, I’ve never seen someone so close to passing out in my life.

[official-jungle-queen]

Really? Ooh, classic! God, teenagers are so gullible!

Oh, and why were you talking 'bout disrespectful people, man?

[thefateofchilli]

"That wasn’t the point of the explanation, but yeah," Ebban said.

[official-jungle-queen]

Okay, well what was the point of it then?