jim kirk is a gift

♥ hi there! i'm christine! ♥ literally i just reblog shit i think is hilarious or important at this point, sorry to those who followed me for fandom stuff ♥

[importantandunavoidable]

thinking about her

[importantandunavoidable]

thinking about her again

[laeffy]

[niedopalek]

the oldest women you’ve ever seen in your life will be at JoAnn Fabrics

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

that’s joann fabric herself

[pinkmaned]

the fabled Cloth Mother

[baradragon]

[thoughtcascades]

I’m sorry if i seem weird it's because I literally am

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[the-tree-line]

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

[the-tree-line]

[sandmandaddy69]

[kaijuno]

You would kill a man for this bedroom

[kaijuno]

[wokeuplaughing]

any time that white old lady in the tumblr ads changes position I get scared I feel like the next ad is going to be a picture of the couch empty and I'm going to start seeing her around town

[usergirlfailure]

bill after meeting frank:

[moldwood]

your class based off of what tool you use to open a package

kitchen knife - cleric

cool knife from amazon - warlock

scissors held open to use one blade - wizard

hands - barbarian

key - sorcerer

cool knife from crafts fair - rogue

pen - paladin

swiss army knife (only uses normal blade) - monk

teeth - druid

box cutter - ranger

another person - bard

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

[heavensickness]

There’s a little girl in my head & she screams “unloved! unloved! unloved!” every moment of my life

[julykings]

are you ever like. i’m not the right Me right now to hang out with people. wait until the better guy shows up lol this one kind of sucks 

[fakephonenumber]

@socalgal

[swordseer]

Most autistic dog to ever exist

[pointnclick]

If you think I'm short now you should have seen me when I was a baby. All things considered I think I've done quite well for myself