Finally Figured Out This Odd Midgardian Device

I am Loki of Asgard, you are all of you beneath me!

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Have a Minecraft hedgehog

Such a precious little darling!

[official-loki-laufeyson]

I- No!! I AM NOT CUTE

Whatever you say, dear child.

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Sir. Stop being hot all the time or imma kiss you >:[

My dear person, I am very cold and chilly to touch.

[twistedlaught3r-deactivated2025]

That's not what I meant - I meant handsome..but okay-...do you want some blankets to warm you up?-

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Ah, of course, how silly of me to not infer that...

As for blankets, no thank you, I fear the warmth will melt me.

[official-loki-laufeyson]

..now you're being cute ...

I am incredibly flattered, but that statement applies to you greatly.

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Sir. Stop being hot all the time or imma kiss you >:[

My dear person, I am very cold and chilly to touch.

[dragonslayersigurd]

“Maybe I should start wearing red.”

[theofficialshield]

You could make it work!

-Post reblogged by Phil Coulson

[dragonslayersigurd]

“It is more of Percival’s colour but it wouldn’t be a hard colour to wash.”

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Would Percival mind terribly if you were to wear his color?

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Hello there! I just realized that there is a pretzel emoji and now I’m handing it out like candy canes in December. So here is a warm pretzel 🥨! Have a lovely day! -🌻

A lovely gesture. Thanking you kindly dear anon, I hope you have a nice day.

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Father I have a problem.

- Inz :)

Inz my dearest, what troubles you?

[inz-lokisdottir]

I broke a wall in Uncle Thor’s room by accident and the wardrobe is not big enough to cover the crack in it.

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Hmmm.... Blame it on mjolnr?

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Father I have a problem.

- Inz :)

Inz my dearest, what troubles you?

[official-loki-laufeyson]

oh my another loki??? just how many of you are there?- @azara-strange-laufeyson

Far too many dear, but of course, I am the REAL Loki.

[askazara]

oh you are? what about my husband? did i not marry the real loki? 🤨

[official-loki-laufeyson]

No.

[askazara]

okay just out of curiosity what makes you the real loki and not my husband?

[official-loki-laufeyson]

I suppose there's no way to determine that. But Mobius says so.

[askazara]

well regardless of this mobius fellow, to me, my husband is the real loki 😏

[official-loki-laufeyson]

As you wish.

[official-loki-laufeyson]

oh god I'm so sorry about my mama.

@lokilaufeyson-friggason dad come and get mama! @azara-strange-laufeyson

-@lottie-lokisdottir

Well that's alright dear. I suppose your mother was simply curious.

[askazara]

charlotte dad doesnt have to come "get me" i been very curious at meeting other loki's

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Charlotte? Nice to have you around.

[askazara]

yes shes loki's and i's adopted daughter who was abandoned by another loki variant *whispers so she cant hear* she really likes to tickle people just fyi

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Oh.... I see. I believe we've met.

[official-loki-laufeyson]

oh my another loki??? just how many of you are there?- @azara-strange-laufeyson

Far too many dear, but of course, I am the REAL Loki.

[askazara]

oh you are? what about my husband? did i not marry the real loki? 🤨

[official-loki-laufeyson]

No.

[askazara]

okay just out of curiosity what makes you the real loki and not my husband?

[official-loki-laufeyson]

I suppose there's no way to determine that. But Mobius says so.

[official-loki-laufeyson]

oh god I'm so sorry about my mama.

@lokilaufeyson-friggason dad come and get mama! @azara-strange-laufeyson

-@lottie-lokisdottir

Well that's alright dear. I suppose your mother was simply curious.

[askazara]

charlotte dad doesnt have to come "get me" i been very curious at meeting other loki's

[official-loki-laufeyson]

Charlotte? Nice to have you around.

[official-loki-laufeyson]

oh my another loki??? just how many of you are there?- @azara-strange-laufeyson

Far too many dear, but of course, I am the REAL Loki.

[askazara]

oh you are? what about my husband? did i not marry the real loki? 🤨

[official-loki-laufeyson]

No.

[official-loki-laufeyson]

my mum is curious about everything.

A good trait. As you mortals say though, curiosity killed the dog.

[official-loki-laufeyson]

oh god I'm so sorry about my mama.

@lokilaufeyson-friggason dad come and get mama! @azara-strange-laufeyson

-@lottie-lokisdottir

Well that's alright dear. I suppose your mother was simply curious.

[official-loki-laufeyson]

oh my another loki??? just how many of you are there?- @azara-strange-laufeyson

Far too many dear, but of course, I am the REAL Loki.