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i took every single one of the great sage’s themes (traveling sage, path to victory, birth of a darker lord, darker lord’s left and right hands, battle the darkest lord, darkest lord’s final form, and otherworld map even though that one may not count) and compressed them into one audio track that plays at the exact same time. enjoy
Yaaallsss how's it going anyway I'm moving blogs to this one bc its so,,,, cluttery so remember to give this one a follow if youd like
the loveliest meowing of them all
A BABY
[a wonderful milkmaiden]: Mrrmeow? [the milkmaiden]: Mrrpmeow? [an entity of the shadow]: (emerges from the shade) [the delightful maiden]:Mrrp? [the entity] ]: (bravely breaks the boundary of the shadow, bravely impeaches it and passes the border of the realm of light in order to be joined with the brave milkmaiden.) [the entity]: (A high-pitched “mmrp!” of delight) [the wonderful milkmaiden]: (She decides that this footage is sufficient. The camera man is instantly murdered upon impact.)
ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like
“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”
and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed
and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet
This is actually the scariest thing I’ve ever heard.
AAAAAAAAAH!
bro i hate mages like “ooooh i will simply cast a spell of protection upon mine self” like just try it bitch my powerful fists are gonna tear through your chest like its TISSUE PAPER
Daily Comics 217: “You Promised He Wouldn’t Do This”
[Start id: Two panel comic, in the first panel we see Tutter from Bear In The Big Blue House with the MTV logo overlaid and standing in front of a house saying “Hi MTV and”, in the second panel Tutter is yelling “Welcome to My Fuck House!”]
hi i just wanted to say im kinda sad you never rlly answered that leopika foot fetish question a month ago. i was so curious :(
this ask is why tumblr dropped from $1 bil to $3 million dollars
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Male authors:
[Image text from a novel:
"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."
"Her breasts."
"Great stand-up tits," he said.]
sorry I think we’re sleeping on
This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien
this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.
the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”
Behold, Weird Al, the Godfather of Puns
callie: *puts on the hypnoshades*
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Science fiction and fantasy books that are f/f!
If you want more queer science fiction and fantasy, you can visit my queer SFF database.
I’m not transcribing all the text, but you can find the titles, authors, information on TW, etc beneath the cut.
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famibly! you get to decide what theyre singing, since i cant choose
Suicide is never a solution.
You have so much worth, and no matter what you are going though right now I know you can persevere because you are so incredibly strong. You have gotten through so many impossible times in the past, I know that you can continue to push forward. I promise this problem will pass with time, it will be hard but if anyone can make it through this it's you. You may think that this post doesn't apply to you, but it absolutely does. You matter so much.
Here are some resources I've found, feel free to check the comment section for more:
Hotlines from all around the world
Listen to some good news podcasts and read good news articles, updated everyday
Music always helps me a lot, I made a small feel better playlist
A list of mental health discord servers, join a bunch of them and text or chat with real people anytime
There's a wonderful app called "Calm Harm" that I would really like you to download
You will feel better, I promise. Try to shower, go for a run, drink, eat, and refresh your body. Please take good care of yourself, you can do this💛🧡