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Gas Mask Goblin SFW

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[cheltrei]

[awogga]

a collection

[pr1nceshawn]

Why You Never Wear A Red Shirt And Khaki Pants At Target.

[la-uniceja-de-radamanthys]

Target, where the customers become employees just because they are wearing red

[theformerissilent]

New theory: target doesn’t have actual employees

[lonely-gfd-cutie]

So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes; “The very one.” 

Fucking eh. Relationship goals.

[disasterbiindisguise]

[valtsv]

i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going

[sixpenceee]

[stimman4000]

amandaruthart

[conquistadorita]

white liberals learning spanish: ¡buenxs dixs! ¿dxndx estx lx biblixtecx?

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[soulful-guy-deactivated20251026]

no loss in trying. so here wo go

[skeleton-deactivated694225]

😌👀

[anxietyfilledvoidfrog]

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

[aleijaiiiii]

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

[thatonepanperson-deactivated202]

I need all the luck i can get

[spiderways-a-vampire]

(*-*)

[literallylmm]

Uhhhh worth a try

[batpeggy21]

I doubt it will work but….

[marsieonlife]

i dont lose anything trying…

[diya-a510-deactivated20200919]

BAGEL

[marsieonlife]

again, YES?!

[marsieonlife]

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

[sleepy-sho]

Bagel time

[nucleariguana]

guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news

[rubydollchaos]

Help me Bagel Kenobi, you’re my only hope…

[resinboardinghouse]

Bagel time again?

[aarfyie]

Why not? I could really need some good news!

[badjokesbyjeff]

Businessman: How much will it cost to buy a large singing group? I need one for a party.

Lady: Do you mean a choir?

Businessman: Okay, fine. How much does it cost to acquire a large singing group?

[atomic-chronoscaph]

“Dune” artwork by John Schoenherr

[constable-frozen]

??!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[valtsv]

you'd think that demons would have a lot more sympathy for the virgin sacrifices and a lot less for the guy holding both of them captive against their will

[valtsv]

guy wearing a hooded robe and holding a tome of ancient magic: o foul demon, i have summoned you here to -

the demon, walking straight past the sacrifice and towards the guy who summoned them with murderous intent: is this guy bothering you queen?

[catchymemes]

[thecarlosramos]

[revretch]

This is partially Smokey’s fault, though. The brushfires wouldn’t be half as bad if we’d kept up with the controlled burns.

The “Smokey Bear” effect:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/brief-history-smokey-bear-180972549/

Native American controlled burn methods (which shaped the landscape to begin with):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_use_of_fire_in_ecosystems

[synbiosys]

Thaaat’s right!

The Willamette Valley used to be composed primarily of wetlands and oak savanna. The oak savanna was maintained partially by the Kalapuya, who harvested the bulbs of camas (a plant in family Asparagaceae with edible bulbs), bracken fern rhizomes and grasshoppers. They also hunted the ungulate mammals that came to the savannas for grazing opportunities.

The onset of fire suppression by european settlers allowed douglas-fir and western hemlock dominated forests to take over, because the plants that comprise those communities generally lack fire tolerance, while the native oaks (Quercus garryana) and associated species are highly fire-tolerant.

Decades of this and later development have reduced oak savanna to about 1% of its historic extent. There is a litany of species that have suffered from this; for instance, egg-laying reptiles cannot find nesting sites with enough sun once the doug fir takes over.

The same issues exist in the SE, where fire suppression has lead to the loss of habitat for carnivorous plants, because the carnivorous plants need bright sunlight and the trees shade them to death.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

once again, native people know what the fuck they’re doing, and tremendous harm comes from colonizer interference