I eat crocs every day

Alright bitch

@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you

Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo

Uh you okay big guy?

Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her

Wait why are we fighting?

Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have

He literally asked for it?

Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually

Alright then.. come here, fight me!

(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)

@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO

(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)

Hh Golden girls time!

@official-emperorkuzco So uh apparently I don’t have good signal down in hell but I do own all of the golden girls on dvd,

That works with me!! *cuddles up next to him*

Uh hh uhhhh uh?,,,,

You ok there big guy???? Why’re you sweating?? I figured you couldn’t sweat…

Oh my god you can’t just ask a god why he’s sweating

*screams and throws one of his shoes at him* what the FUCK is that a gremlin?,??,

Oh sorry no.. that’s just one of my little demon henchmen… pain, introduce yourself

*eating the shoe* hello mr kuzco sir, I’m pain. Why are you here exactly? I don’t think it’s poker night.

Hey pain???? Shut the FUCK up I think they’re on a date and I don’t think Hades will like us eavesdropping

Shit there’s another?? How many do you have?

Just these two idiots, really… also panic shut up it’s not a date

Awh it’s not ;) that’s too bad ;) ;)) I’m single

Wait you are

Yes ;) single and always ready to mingle

I’ll .. keep that in mind.. but wait I thought you were seeing that Clayton guy?

Ugh no way he’s nasty.. bitch doesn’t shave his chest hair or anything… also was an asshole so there’s that

I could… I could maim him sometime if you want,

Awhh you would do that for me, big guy???

Sure.. you deserve better than some scum bag anyways

You’re a sweetheart, you know that?

H,,,hahaha,,,, tha—*keysmashes in real life*

You alright ??????

Yeah yeah sorry.. just got a little nervous since.. our hands touched

You know… we could make more than just our hands touch if you want~~~ ;) ;) ;)

GET A FUCKING ROOM

PANIC YOU FUCKING IDIOT NOW HADES IS GONNA KILL US BOTH

I COULDN’T HELP IT I PANICED??,,,

THAT’S MY JOB YOU FUCKING ASS PIMPLE

ASS PIMPLE?????? YEAH WELL YOU!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKINGG POINTY HAMMER YOU TOOL!!!!!

Girls, girls, you’re both pretty, now can we calm down???

SHUT UP!!!! It’s YOUR fault for trying to seduce our boss!!!!

Huh

PAIN! PANIC! SHUT THE HELL UP FOR TWO MINUTES????? GO TO YOUR ROOMS!!!!

YES SIR WE’RE SORRY!!!!!!

PLEASE FORGIVE US!!!

Yeah whatever just??? Go away. Leave us alone on our date

Yeah??? Go away you gremlins

Just know kuzco.. one of these days we’re gonna get you!

And your point???? One of these days I’m hoping to get laid if you don’t mind???? So go???? Smh fucking gremlin

Whatever!!!! *him and panic scurry away*

Hh Golden girls time!

@official-emperorkuzco So uh apparently I don’t have good signal down in hell but I do own all of the golden girls on dvd,

That works with me!! *cuddles up next to him*

Uh hh uhhhh uh?,,,,

You ok there big guy???? Why’re you sweating?? I figured you couldn’t sweat…

Oh my god you can’t just ask a god why he’s sweating

*screams and throws one of his shoes at him* what the FUCK is that a gremlin?,??,

Oh sorry no.. that’s just one of my little demon henchmen… pain, introduce yourself

*eating the shoe* hello mr kuzco sir, I’m pain. Why are you here exactly? I don’t think it’s poker night.

Hey pain???? Shut the FUCK up I think they’re on a date and I don’t think Hades will like us eavesdropping

Shit there’s another?? How many do you have?

Just these two idiots, really… also panic shut up it’s not a date

Awh it’s not ;) that’s too bad ;) ;)) I’m single

Wait you are

Yes ;) single and always ready to mingle

I’ll .. keep that in mind.. but wait I thought you were seeing that Clayton guy?

Ugh no way he’s nasty.. bitch doesn’t shave his chest hair or anything… also was an asshole so there’s that

I could… I could maim him sometime if you want,

Awhh you would do that for me, big guy???

Sure.. you deserve better than some scum bag anyways

You’re a sweetheart, you know that?

H,,,hahaha,,,, tha—*keysmashes in real life*

You alright ??????

Yeah yeah sorry.. just got a little nervous since.. our hands touched

You know… we could make more than just our hands touch if you want~~~ ;) ;) ;)

GET A FUCKING ROOM

PANIC YOU FUCKING IDIOT NOW HADES IS GONNA KILL US BOTH

I COULDN’T HELP IT I PANICED??,,,

THAT’S MY JOB YOU FUCKING ASS PIMPLE

ASS PIMPLE?????? YEAH WELL YOU!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKINGG POINTY HAMMER YOU TOOL!!!!!

Girls, girls, you’re both pretty, now can we calm down???

SHUT UP!!!! It’s YOUR fault for trying to seduce our boss!!!!

Huh

PAIN! PANIC! SHUT THE HELL UP FOR TWO MINUTES????? GO TO YOUR ROOMS!!!!

YES SIR WE’RE SORRY!!!!!!

PLEASE FORGIVE US!!!

Hh Golden girls time!

@official-emperorkuzco So uh apparently I don’t have good signal down in hell but I do own all of the golden girls on dvd,

That works with me!! *cuddles up next to him*

Uh hh uhhhh uh?,,,,

You ok there big guy???? Why’re you sweating?? I figured you couldn’t sweat…

Oh my god you can’t just ask a god why he’s sweating

*screams and throws one of his shoes at him* what the FUCK is that a gremlin?,??,

Oh sorry no.. that’s just one of my little demon henchmen… pain, introduce yourself

*eating the shoe* hello mr kuzco sir, I’m pain. Why are you here exactly? I don’t think it’s poker night.

Hey pain???? Shut the FUCK up I think they’re on a date and I don’t think Hades will like us eavesdropping

Shit there’s another?? How many do you have?

Just these two idiots, really… also panic shut up it’s not a date

Awh it’s not ;) that’s too bad ;) ;)) I’m single

Wait you are

Yes ;) single and always ready to mingle

I’ll .. keep that in mind.. but wait I thought you were seeing that Clayton guy?

Ugh no way he’s nasty.. bitch doesn’t shave his chest hair or anything… also was an asshole so there’s that

I could… I could maim him sometime if you want,

Awhh you would do that for me, big guy???

Sure.. you deserve better than some scum bag anyways

You’re a sweetheart, you know that?

H,,,hahaha,,,, tha—*keysmashes in real life*

You alright ??????

Yeah yeah sorry.. just got a little nervous since.. our hands touched

You know… we could make more than just our hands touch if you want~~~ ;) ;) ;)

GET A FUCKING ROOM

PANIC YOU FUCKING IDIOT NOW HADES IS GONNA KILL US BOTH

I COULDN’T HELP IT I PANICED??,,,

THAT’S MY JOB YOU FUCKING ASS PIMPLE

ASS PIMPLE?????? YEAH WELL YOU!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKINGG POINTY HAMMER YOU TOOL!!!!!

Hh Golden girls time!

@official-emperorkuzco So uh apparently I don’t have good signal down in hell but I do own all of the golden girls on dvd,

That works with me!! *cuddles up next to him*

Uh hh uhhhh uh?,,,,

You ok there big guy???? Why’re you sweating?? I figured you couldn’t sweat…

Oh my god you can’t just ask a god why he’s sweating

*screams and throws one of his shoes at him* what the FUCK is that a gremlin?,??,

Oh sorry no.. that’s just one of my little demon henchmen… pain, introduce yourself

*eating the shoe* hello mr kuzco sir, I’m pain. Why are you here exactly? I don’t think it’s poker night.

Hey pain???? Shut the FUCK up I think they’re on a date and I don’t think Hades will like us eavesdropping

Shit there’s another?? How many do you have?

Just these two idiots, really… also panic shut up it’s not a date

Awh it’s not ;) that’s too bad ;) ;)) I’m single

Wait you are

Yes ;) single and always ready to mingle

I’ll .. keep that in mind.. but wait I thought you were seeing that Clayton guy?

Ugh no way he’s nasty.. bitch doesn’t shave his chest hair or anything… also was an asshole so there’s that

I could… I could maim him sometime if you want,

Awhh you would do that for me, big guy???

Sure.. you deserve better than some scum bag anyways

You’re a sweetheart, you know that?

H,,,hahaha,,,, tha—*keysmashes in real life*

You alright ??????

Yeah yeah sorry.. just got a little nervous since.. our hands touched

You know… we could make more than just our hands touch if you want~~~ ;) ;) ;)

GET A FUCKING ROOM

PANIC YOU FUCKING IDIOT NOW HADES IS GONNA KILL US BOTH

I COULDN’T HELP IT I PANICED??,,,

Hh Golden girls time!

@official-emperorkuzco So uh apparently I don’t have good signal down in hell but I do own all of the golden girls on dvd,

That works with me!! *cuddles up next to him*

Uh hh uhhhh uh?,,,,

You ok there big guy???? Why’re you sweating?? I figured you couldn’t sweat…

Oh my god you can’t just ask a god why he’s sweating

*screams and throws one of his shoes at him* what the FUCK is that a gremlin?,??,

Oh sorry no.. that’s just one of my little demon henchmen… pain, introduce yourself

*eating the shoe* hello mr kuzco sir, I’m pain. Why are you here exactly? I don’t think it’s poker night.

Hey pain???? Shut the FUCK up I think they’re on a date and I don’t think Hades will like us eavesdropping

Shit there’s another?? How many do you have?

Just these two idiots, really… also panic shut up it’s not a date

Awh it’s not ;) that’s too bad ;) ;)) I’m single

Wait you are

Yes ;) single and always ready to mingle

I’ll .. keep that in mind.. but wait I thought you were seeing that Clayton guy?

Ugh no way he’s nasty.. bitch doesn’t shave his chest hair or anything… also was an asshole so there’s that

I could… I could maim him sometime if you want,

Awhh you would do that for me, big guy???

Sure.. you deserve better than some scum bag anyways

You’re a sweetheart, you know that?

H,,,hahaha,,,, tha—*keysmashes in real life*

You alright ??????

Yeah yeah sorry.. just got a little nervous since.. our hands touched

You know… we could make more than just our hands touch if you want~~~ ;) ;) ;)

GET A FUCKING ROOM

Hh Golden girls time!

@official-emperorkuzco So uh apparently I don’t have good signal down in hell but I do own all of the golden girls on dvd,

That works with me!! *cuddles up next to him*

Uh hh uhhhh uh?,,,,

You ok there big guy???? Why’re you sweating?? I figured you couldn’t sweat…

Oh my god you can’t just ask a god why he’s sweating

*screams and throws one of his shoes at him* what the FUCK is that a gremlin?,??,

Oh sorry no.. that’s just one of my little demon henchmen… pain, introduce yourself

*eating the shoe* hello mr kuzco sir, I’m pain. Why are you here exactly? I don’t think it’s poker night.

Hh Golden girls time!

@official-emperorkuzco So uh apparently I don’t have good signal down in hell but I do own all of the golden girls on dvd,

That works with me!! *cuddles up next to him*

Uh hh uhhhh uh?,,,,

You ok there big guy???? Why’re you sweating?? I figured you couldn’t sweat…