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Fair!
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@officialhades
Imagine being a god of death for like a year and then dying yourself
Shits wild man
Anyway I'll be chillin on rehab island enjoying a much needed vacation
Fair!
An idea
Ok so I have an idea to take down Zeus! I have this poisonous blowfish serum... if it’s mixed with something Zeus is allergic to, it could be enough to weaken him... any ideas what else we could put in it?
Oh. Well he is allergic to turkey feathers and citrus. Let’s put that in
Yeah ok. (He puts that stuff in) do we need anything else?
Put tons of red wine and put him in a chair he can’t get out of and drop him into Tartarus
Hmm .. that could work but he wrecked Tartarus a while ago and turned it into an abandoned IKEA so it will have to do
An idea
Ok so I have an idea to take down Zeus! I have this poisonous blowfish serum... if it’s mixed with something Zeus is allergic to, it could be enough to weaken him... any ideas what else we could put in it?
Oh. Well he is allergic to turkey feathers and citrus. Let’s put that in
Alright Zeusy, you wanna play dirty? We’ll play dirty... (he calls all of the other villains in the villain club)
so you’re probably all wondering what I’ve gathered you here for ... well as you all know, my Beloved Brother has dropped an egg on all of the officialverse.. now mortals are getting sick and dropping like flies, and there’s no doubt in my mind one of his reasons for doing it is because of how angry he is at me having a serious relationship with a human.. so I believe it’s my duty to gather the villain club. We all need to start finding weapons right away and rally against him. My fire isn’t doing any damage to anyone now, and I’m pissed off about it, but I brought this gun and I WILL use it.
My suggestion is that we all work together (he makes a gagging sound) and find enough weapons to take this bitch down
Yes! We have to find weapons.. I already found a few grenades but we need more! To blow up this bitch like the krusty krab!
Really Plankton? You talk about blowing up the krusty krab after it was ALREADY blown up a week ago, with my father, Mr. Krabs, in it??? Wow plankton
W what do you mean
I mean Mr Krabs is dead and the formula died with him. I’m the only alive who knows it and you can BET that I’ll never tell you for breaking his heart.
No you’re lying Eugene can’t be dead
I said mr Krabs was dead you dumbie fuck not “Eugene”
(He starts crying) what the fuck
Yeah and I can’t even bury his body because the children who killed him ATE HIM
Hey if I revive him after the war will you two calm down
Alright Zeusy, you wanna play dirty? We’ll play dirty... (he calls all of the other villains in the villain club)
so you’re probably all wondering what I’ve gathered you here for ... well as you all know, my Beloved Brother has dropped an egg on all of the officialverse.. now mortals are getting sick and dropping like flies, and there’s no doubt in my mind one of his reasons for doing it is because of how angry he is at me having a serious relationship with a human.. so I believe it’s my duty to gather the villain club. We all need to start finding weapons right away and rally against him. My fire isn’t doing any damage to anyone now, and I’m pissed off about it, but I brought this gun and I WILL use it.
My suggestion is that we all work together (he makes a gagging sound) and find enough weapons to take this bitch down
It’s time
I’ve been watching this strange “officialverse” for a while and I’ve been thinking... I don’t like how they all get along so easily.. in fact, I hate it. Seeing all these gods and powerful beings walking around with mortals and animal creatures and robots and all of the sinful creatures disgusts me.. I’m going to do what I should have done as soon as I got here!
I’m going to drop this giant stinky egg that will make all mortals incrediblely sick and all gods and powerful beings lose their power! And no one can stop me!
ZEUS YOU BITCH
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*
NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*
*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*
This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!
Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)
Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)
(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???
IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..
(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)
What happened?? can someone please tell me??
My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..
So this means we are dating now right?
I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...
Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!
I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..
Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe there’s still a way..
I believe I have one.. (he stepped forward and held out a little bottle) I have a youth potion, so Kuzco will get to grow old with his family, and then when they die out he can take this youth potion and the immortality potion..
It’s perfect! Thank you Kronk.. and thanks for not being the one the murder me I guess? Hm.
You... you really wanna be with me..? That bad?
You’re so wild...
Wild for you 💗💗💗
Finally! I caught up with you two!!! (He starts running for Kuzco)
(He rolls his eyes and kisses Hades. They both glow like in Shrek and when they come back down, their memories of each other flood back)
H.. Hades??
(Hades spins him around) I’ve missed you, my little cinnamon muffin! (He kisses him again)
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*
NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*
*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*
This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!
Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)
Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)
(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???
IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..
(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)
What happened?? can someone please tell me??
My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..
So this means we are dating now right?
I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...
Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!
I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..
Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe there’s still a way..
I believe I have one.. (he stepped forward and held out a little bottle) I have a youth potion, so Kuzco will get to grow old with his family, and then when they die out he can take this youth potion and the immortality potion..
It’s perfect! Thank you Kronk.. and thanks for not being the one the murder me I guess? Hm.
You... you really wanna be with me..? That bad?
You’re so wild...
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*
NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*
*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*
This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!
Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)
Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)
(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???
IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..
(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)
What happened?? can someone please tell me??
My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..
So this means we are dating now right?
I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...
Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!
I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..
Oh yeah that... well, maybe... maybe there’s still a way..
I believe I have one.. (he stepped forward and held out a little bottle) I have a youth potion, so Kuzco will get to grow old with his family, and then when they die out he can take this youth potion and the immortality potion..
It’s perfect! Thank you Kronk.. and thanks for not being the one the murder me I guess? Hm.
You... you really wanna be with me..? That bad?
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*
NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*
*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*
This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!
Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)
Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)
(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???
IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..
(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)
What happened?? can someone please tell me??
My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..
So this means we are dating now right?
I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...
Then he’ll kill me anyways, so we might as well be together.. we’re pretty much bound together!
I don’t know... I don’t wanna take you away from your family.. if you still wanna be immortal to be with me, anyways..
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*
NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*
*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*
This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!
Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)
Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)
(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???
IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..
(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)
What happened?? can someone please tell me??
My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..
So this means we are dating now right?
I don’t know.. I can’t let you get hurt like that again, and if Zeus already knows about you...
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*
NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*
*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*
This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!
Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)
Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)
(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???
IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..
(He cries and hugs Kuzco tightly as well, hopefully watching for a reaction, but none came. Not yet. Still, he cries happily)
What happened?? can someone please tell me??
My brother wasn’t happy with our relationship so he killed you.. but you’re back now, alright? You’re alright now..
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*
NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*
*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*
This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!
Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)
Wait.. I have an idea.. (He sees Kuzco’s soul in the river and jumps in, grabbing it. He returns and puts the soul into the body, watching hopefully)
(He sits up) hey what’s going on??? Am I naked? Why is everyone staring???
IT WORKED! (He hugged Kuzco tightly) I’m so relieved you’re alright..
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*
NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*
*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*
This.. this can’t be real. I have to be dreaming.. *he’s crying his eyes out* no we have to save him somehow, we gotta!
Forget it, kid.. I’m being punished. Don’t you see? Falling in love with a human only brings heartbreak.. (he brushes his fingers over Kuzco’s face)
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
*gasps* why would you say that in front of him you asshole
dad I literally already knew? You kinda left me to be raised by her?? Plus hades told me a while ago
No... NO! Hades do you see what happens when gods and humans mess around? We get demigods who need therapy!
DAD I NEED THERAPY BECAUSE YOU SUCK NOT BECAUSE IM A DEMIGOD
You’ve turned my own boy against me... you damn asshole! *he strikes Kuzco with lightning, killing him instantly. He leaves, angry*
NO!!! *he flies over to Kuzco and grabs him, heading for the underworld right away, with Bart, Kronk, and Hercules following*
*he goes to the river and tries to climb into it with Kuzco, but as the god of the dead, he is attacked by the souls. He sits on the edge of the cliff and holds Kuzco close*
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that
Well even if you hadn’t killed her, you’ve still committed a crime against nature by getting so close to this human!
What the fuck Zeus ??? You literally have a half human son?
Alright bitch
@official-yzma my boyfriend and I are here to fight you
Y. Your bf oh gosh towhoebo
Uh you okay big guy?
Yeah sorry!!!!!!!! Let’s uh fight her
Wait why are we fighting?
Because you gave Kuzco an immortality potion when you shouldn’t have
He literally asked for it?
Yeah well you should know as an immortal yourself that cursing another with it is bad so I’m gonna kill you actually
Alright then.. come here, fight me!
(They start to use magic and throw potions at each other. At one point, kronk, pain, and panic all step into the room, confused)
@official-kronk HÉY DUMB BITCH KIDNAP KUZCO
(He forced a potion into Kuzco’s mouth that drains his immortality)
(He smacks Kuzco with a hammer, knocking him out)
(He grabs Kuzco and runs from the scene in fear. He knows exactly where he’s going)
Kronk you fucking dumbass you’re supposed to kill him now! (She buffs and looks back at hades, who flares up immediately)
YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! (He straight up catches her on fire and kills her)
*is dead*
(He runs up to Hades) hurry, we gotta go save Kuzco!!!! I saw where kronk went but we have to hurry!
(He throws the kid on his shoulder and starts sprinting after kronk, who went to Hercules) what’s going on here?
Herc, we have to do something, what do we do??
I don’t know.. we have to hide him! Uncle, come here, we need to hide Kuzco before it’s too late!
What are you talking about? I killed Yzma
No no uncle she was just a trap to distract you, it’s my dad - he wants to kill Kuzco, we have to hide him!
(He rose up and glared at kronk) can you do anything right? I told you to kill him not knock him out!
You’re behind this? But why?!! Ever since I’ve started seeing Kuzco I’ve literally not committed any crimes
What about killing Yzma?
Other than that