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"Cause there's no way your not a virgin."

"This conversation has taken an odd turn," Yusuke says. "Though maybe it was before the kids thing?"

"Look, I'm not talking about my sex life to my kids, period," Keith chuckled.

"But now I'm curious!" Akira says. "You seem like you wouldn't until you found like, 'the one.' Wait, is it how you knew you were gay? Like a test fuck?"

"Oh look the subway! Let's go in," Ren says as he grabs Theo's hand to pull him into the subway. "By the way do you hate tight spaces?"

"I..." Theo starts, but doesn't finish.

"Yes, he is, " Toby nods, "He's fairly claustrophobic."

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

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"Okay, but people might-well actually I'm a guy in a dress if anything they'll say shit about me."

"It will be nice to be away from all of that," Yusuke says. "The expectations of society only based on people refusing change..."

"Look I already can't have my mask, you're not taking away my hoodie too," Theo grumbled.

"No, yeah I get it. Sorry Theo."

"It's okay..." He sighed.

"I'm back!" Akira announces as he walks in. "I miss anything?"

"No," Theo shook his head.

"Good, so we heading out soon then?"

"Whenever you're ready..." Theo nodded.

"Well whenever dad wants to go," Akira says as he puts his hands in his pockets.

"I'm ready, " Keith nods, bringing out a mask and glasses for Theo, "Theo? How will these work?"

Theo takes them and looks up at Keith as he carefully pulls off his mask, "Theyre... thank you..." He muttered.

"Now dad," Akira rests a hand on his shoulder. "Remember, you can't adopt him."

"Wait what?' Theo asks, looking over at Akira.

"Hey if dad wants to attempt it I won't object," Ren says. "Theo is a bit old though."

"Oh yeah, true."

"Look, if Theo wants it I'll adopt him, otherwise, " Keith smiled, "There's always a place for you in the Kogane household."

"Our dad is a serial adopter," Akira jokes. "He's practically a father figure to the rest of the phantom thieves."

Yusuke chuckles. "Yes. Though none of us had present fathers, except for Haru but he was killed by Akechi."

Akira grimaces. "Please don't bring up my ex in front of me."

"Well then I'll fit right in, my father was a piece of shit..." Theo muttered.

"Yeah...screw Phil." Ren frowns. "Let's just go now, okay?"

"Let's go," Keith nods.

"I'll open a rift home then we can take the train there," Akira says as he opens a rift. "All people who aren't native to our universe, don't get separated. And don't attack anyone."

"Seriously," Keith nods.

"Yeah, or we'll have to break you out of prison!" Ren says as he heads through the rift.

"Shouldn't be too hard," Akira says as hee follows after him.

The others follow behind, Theo staring at the tall buildings.

"What do you think?" Ren asks. "A lot bigger than the Dream smp huh?"

Theo nods, "It's massive..."

"That's what he said," Akira says as he heads towards the subway.

"You- what the fuck?!" Theo says, sounding confused and annoyed.

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

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"Okay, but people might-well actually I'm a guy in a dress if anything they'll say shit about me."

"It will be nice to be away from all of that," Yusuke says. "The expectations of society only based on people refusing change..."

"Look I already can't have my mask, you're not taking away my hoodie too," Theo grumbled.

"No, yeah I get it. Sorry Theo."

"It's okay..." He sighed.

"I'm back!" Akira announces as he walks in. "I miss anything?"

"No," Theo shook his head.

"Good, so we heading out soon then?"

"Whenever you're ready..." Theo nodded.

"Well whenever dad wants to go," Akira says as he puts his hands in his pockets.

"I'm ready, " Keith nods, bringing out a mask and glasses for Theo, "Theo? How will these work?"

Theo takes them and looks up at Keith as he carefully pulls off his mask, "Theyre... thank you..." He muttered.

"Now dad," Akira rests a hand on his shoulder. "Remember, you can't adopt him."

"Wait what?' Theo asks, looking over at Akira.

"Hey if dad wants to attempt it I won't object," Ren says. "Theo is a bit old though."

"Oh yeah, true."

"Look, if Theo wants it I'll adopt him, otherwise, " Keith smiled, "There's always a place for you in the Kogane household."

"Our dad is a serial adopter," Akira jokes. "He's practically a father figure to the rest of the phantom thieves."

Yusuke chuckles. "Yes. Though none of us had present fathers, except for Haru but he was killed by Akechi."

Akira grimaces. "Please don't bring up my ex in front of me."

"Well then I'll fit right in, my father was a piece of shit..." Theo muttered.

"Yeah...screw Phil." Ren frowns. "Let's just go now, okay?"

"Let's go," Keith nods.

"I'll open a rift home then we can take the train there," Akira says as he opens a rift. "All people who aren't native to our universe, don't get separated. And don't attack anyone."

"Seriously," Keith nods.

"Yeah, or we'll have to break you out of prison!" Ren says as he heads through the rift.

"Shouldn't be too hard," Akira says as hee follows after him.

The others follow behind, Theo staring at the tall buildings.

"What do you think?" Ren asks. "A lot bigger than the Dream smp huh?"

Theo nods, "It's massive..."

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

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"Okay, but people might-well actually I'm a guy in a dress if anything they'll say shit about me."

"It will be nice to be away from all of that," Yusuke says. "The expectations of society only based on people refusing change..."

"Look I already can't have my mask, you're not taking away my hoodie too," Theo grumbled.

"No, yeah I get it. Sorry Theo."

"It's okay..." He sighed.

"I'm back!" Akira announces as he walks in. "I miss anything?"

"No," Theo shook his head.

"Good, so we heading out soon then?"

"Whenever you're ready..." Theo nodded.

"Well whenever dad wants to go," Akira says as he puts his hands in his pockets.

"I'm ready, " Keith nods, bringing out a mask and glasses for Theo, "Theo? How will these work?"

Theo takes them and looks up at Keith as he carefully pulls off his mask, "Theyre... thank you..." He muttered.

"Now dad," Akira rests a hand on his shoulder. "Remember, you can't adopt him."

"Wait what?' Theo asks, looking over at Akira.

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

@official-manhunt-dream

"Okay, but people might-well actually I'm a guy in a dress if anything they'll say shit about me."

"It will be nice to be away from all of that," Yusuke says. "The expectations of society only based on people refusing change..."

"Look I already can't have my mask, you're not taking away my hoodie too," Theo grumbled.

"No, yeah I get it. Sorry Theo."

"It's okay..." He sighed.

"I'm back!" Akira announces as he walks in. "I miss anything?"

"No," Theo shook his head.

"Good, so we heading out soon then?"

"Whenever you're ready..." Theo nodded.

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

@official-manhunt-dream

"Okay, but people might-well actually I'm a guy in a dress if anything they'll say shit about me."

"It will be nice to be away from all of that," Yusuke says. "The expectations of society only based on people refusing change..."

"Look I already can't have my mask, you're not taking away my hoodie too," Theo grumbled.

"No, yeah I get it. Sorry Theo."

"It's okay..." He sighed.

"I'm back!" Akira announces as he walks in. "I miss anything?"

"No," Theo shook his head.

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

@official-manhunt-dream

"Okay, but people might-well actually I'm a guy in a dress if anything they'll say shit about me."

"It will be nice to be away from all of that," Yusuke says. "The expectations of society only based on people refusing change..."

"Look I already can't have my mask, you're not taking away my hoodie too," Theo grumbled.

"No, yeah I get it. Sorry Theo."

"It's okay..." He sighed.

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

@official-manhunt-dream

"Okay, but people might-well actually I'm a guy in a dress if anything they'll say shit about me."

"It will be nice to be away from all of that," Yusuke says. "The expectations of society only based on people refusing change..."

"Look I already can't have my mask, you're not taking away my hoodie too," Theo grumbled.

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

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"Or perfect your resting bitch face, it's what got me through high school."

Ren squints at him. "Didn't you drop out?"

"It's what got me through some of highschool."

"I think I'll take the mask and glasses," Theo muttered.

Keith nodded, "I'll go grab them."

"....I think I'm gonna wear a dress there," Ren says.

"You stopped caring about society?"

"No, but I'm really hoping to confuse someone so they don't know what pronouns to use," Ren says with a snicker.

"Well, be ready in ten minutes and we'll head over," Keith says, moving into his room.

"I should go change into something nicer too then," Akira says as he heads out the door. Ren just heads up to his room, coming down once he's ready.

Keith returns handing Theo the glasses and face mask, "Let us know if you need a break alright?"

"Yeah! Nobody is gonna force you to stay where you don't want to be," Ren assures him.

"I'll be... fine," Theo shakes his head.

"Theo fine or fine fine?" Ren asks.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You know, when you hide you aren't fine cause you gotta be tough."

"I don't- I don't do that."

"You do, I know you do."

"No, I don't-" He shakes his head.

"Yes, you do." Ren nods.

"Ugh- whatever," Tommy huffed.

Ren snickers. "You know I'm right."

"No, you're not," Theo shook his head, "and aren't you supposed to be getting ready?"

"I'm in a dress and shoes. I'm not putting on makeup," Ren says. "Are you gonna change?"

"Do I need to...?"

"Well....no. You could dress up nicer though,if you want."

"No thanks."

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

@official-manhunt-dream

"Or perfect your resting bitch face, it's what got me through high school."

Ren squints at him. "Didn't you drop out?"

"It's what got me through some of highschool."

"I think I'll take the mask and glasses," Theo muttered.

Keith nodded, "I'll go grab them."

"....I think I'm gonna wear a dress there," Ren says.

"You stopped caring about society?"

"No, but I'm really hoping to confuse someone so they don't know what pronouns to use," Ren says with a snicker.

"Well, be ready in ten minutes and we'll head over," Keith says, moving into his room.

"I should go change into something nicer too then," Akira says as he heads out the door. Ren just heads up to his room, coming down once he's ready.

Keith returns handing Theo the glasses and face mask, "Let us know if you need a break alright?"

"Yeah! Nobody is gonna force you to stay where you don't want to be," Ren assures him.

"I'll be... fine," Theo shakes his head.

"Theo fine or fine fine?" Ren asks.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You know, when you hide you aren't fine cause you gotta be tough."

"I don't- I don't do that."

"You do, I know you do."

"No, I don't-" He shakes his head.

"Yes, you do." Ren nods.

"Ugh- whatever," Tommy huffed.

Ren snickers. "You know I'm right."

"No, you're not," Theo shook his head, "and aren't you supposed to be getting ready?"

"I'm in a dress and shoes. I'm not putting on makeup," Ren says. "Are you gonna change?"

"Do I need to...?"

"Well....no. You could dress up nicer though,if you want."

"No thanks, " Theo shook his head quickly.

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

@official-manhunt-dream

"Or perfect your resting bitch face, it's what got me through high school."

Ren squints at him. "Didn't you drop out?"

"It's what got me through some of highschool."

"I think I'll take the mask and glasses," Theo muttered.

Keith nodded, "I'll go grab them."

"....I think I'm gonna wear a dress there," Ren says.

"You stopped caring about society?"

"No, but I'm really hoping to confuse someone so they don't know what pronouns to use," Ren says with a snicker.

"Well, be ready in ten minutes and we'll head over," Keith says, moving into his room.

"I should go change into something nicer too then," Akira says as he heads out the door. Ren just heads up to his room, coming down once he's ready.

Keith returns handing Theo the glasses and face mask, "Let us know if you need a break alright?"

"Yeah! Nobody is gonna force you to stay where you don't want to be," Ren assures him.

"I'll be... fine," Theo shakes his head.

"Theo fine or fine fine?" Ren asks.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You know, when you hide you aren't fine cause you gotta be tough."

"I don't- I don't do that."

"You do, I know you do."

"No, I don't-" He shakes his head.

"Yes, you do." Ren nods.

"Ugh- whatever," Tommy huffed.

Ren snickers. "You know I'm right."

"No, you're not," Theo shook his head, "and aren't you supposed to be getting ready?"

"I'm in a dress and shoes. I'm not putting on makeup," Ren says. "Are you gonna change?"

"Do I need to...?"

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

@official-manhunt-dream

"Or perfect your resting bitch face, it's what got me through high school."

Ren squints at him. "Didn't you drop out?"

"It's what got me through some of highschool."

"I think I'll take the mask and glasses," Theo muttered.

Keith nodded, "I'll go grab them."

"....I think I'm gonna wear a dress there," Ren says.

"You stopped caring about society?"

"No, but I'm really hoping to confuse someone so they don't know what pronouns to use," Ren says with a snicker.

"Well, be ready in ten minutes and we'll head over," Keith says, moving into his room.

"I should go change into something nicer too then," Akira says as he heads out the door. Ren just heads up to his room, coming down once he's ready.

Keith returns handing Theo the glasses and face mask, "Let us know if you need a break alright?"

"Yeah! Nobody is gonna force you to stay where you don't want to be," Ren assures him.

"I'll be... fine," Theo shakes his head.

"Theo fine or fine fine?" Ren asks.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You know, when you hide you aren't fine cause you gotta be tough."

"I don't- I don't do that."

"You do, I know you do."

"No, I don't-" He shakes his head.

"Yes, you do." Ren nods.

"Ugh- whatever," Tommy huffed.

Ren snickers. "You know I'm right."

"No, you're not," Theo shook his head, "and aren't you supposed to be getting ready?"

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

@official-manhunt-dream

"Or perfect your resting bitch face, it's what got me through high school."

Ren squints at him. "Didn't you drop out?"

"It's what got me through some of highschool."

"I think I'll take the mask and glasses," Theo muttered.

Keith nodded, "I'll go grab them."

"....I think I'm gonna wear a dress there," Ren says.

"You stopped caring about society?"

"No, but I'm really hoping to confuse someone so they don't know what pronouns to use," Ren says with a snicker.

"Well, be ready in ten minutes and we'll head over," Keith says, moving into his room.

"I should go change into something nicer too then," Akira says as he heads out the door. Ren just heads up to his room, coming down once he's ready.

Keith returns handing Theo the glasses and face mask, "Let us know if you need a break alright?"

"Yeah! Nobody is gonna force you to stay where you don't want to be," Ren assures him.

"I'll be... fine," Theo shakes his head.

"Theo fine or fine fine?" Ren asks.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You know, when you hide you aren't fine cause you gotta be tough."

"I don't- I don't do that."

"You do, I know you do."

"No, I don't-" He shakes his head.

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

@official-manhunt-dream

"Or perfect your resting bitch face, it's what got me through high school."

Ren squints at him. "Didn't you drop out?"

"It's what got me through some of highschool."

"I think I'll take the mask and glasses," Theo muttered.

Keith nodded, "I'll go grab them."

"....I think I'm gonna wear a dress there," Ren says.

"You stopped caring about society?"

"No, but I'm really hoping to confuse someone so they don't know what pronouns to use," Ren says with a snicker.

"Well, be ready in ten minutes and we'll head over," Keith says, moving into his room.

"I should go change into something nicer too then," Akira says as he heads out the door. Ren just heads up to his room, coming down once he's ready.

Keith returns handing Theo the glasses and face mask, "Let us know if you need a break alright?"

"Yeah! Nobody is gonna force you to stay where you don't want to be," Ren assures him.

"I'll be... fine," Theo shakes his head.

"Theo fine or fine fine?" Ren asks.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You know, when you hide you aren't fine cause you gotta be tough."

"I don't- I don't do that."

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

@official-manhunt-dream

"Or perfect your resting bitch face, it's what got me through high school."

Ren squints at him. "Didn't you drop out?"

"It's what got me through some of highschool."

"I think I'll take the mask and glasses," Theo muttered.

Keith nodded, "I'll go grab them."

"....I think I'm gonna wear a dress there," Ren says.

"You stopped caring about society?"

"No, but I'm really hoping to confuse someone so they don't know what pronouns to use," Ren says with a snicker.

"Well, be ready in ten minutes and we'll head over," Keith says, moving into his room.

"I should go change into something nicer too then," Akira says as he heads out the door. Ren just heads up to his room, coming down once he's ready.

Keith returns handing Theo the glasses and face mask, "Let us know if you need a break alright?"

"Yeah! Nobody is gonna force you to stay where you don't want to be," Ren assures him.

"I'll be... fine," Theo shakes his head.

"Theo fine or fine fine?" Ren asks.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

@official-manhunt-dream

"Or perfect your resting bitch face, it's what got me through high school."

Ren squints at him. "Didn't you drop out?"

"It's what got me through some of highschool."

"I think I'll take the mask and glasses," Theo muttered.

Keith nodded, "I'll go grab them."

"....I think I'm gonna wear a dress there," Ren says.

"You stopped caring about society?"

"No, but I'm really hoping to confuse someone so they don't know what pronouns to use," Ren says with a snicker.

"Well, be ready in ten minutes and we'll head over," Keith says, moving into his room.

"I should go change into something nicer too then," Akira says as he heads out the door. Ren just heads up to his room, coming down once he's ready.

Keith returns handing Theo the glasses and face mask, "Let us know if you need a break alright?"

"Yeah! Nobody is gonna force you to stay where you don't want to be," Ren assures him.

"I'll be... fine," Theo shakes his head.

"Guys, it worked!" Akira says as he walks in. "Asshole Dream is now more, besides the one we have," he jokes with a grin.

"Bitch!" Ren calls from the kitchen as he pours himself tea.

@official-manhunt-dream

"Or perfect your resting bitch face, it's what got me through high school."

Ren squints at him. "Didn't you drop out?"

"It's what got me through some of highschool."