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can you shut the fuck up please? Some of us are trying to nap

*she wimpered a bit* .... i hurt..... *she started to faint.... she got drained from the egg dropping*

@official-robbierotten .... bestie... *she fainted

WHAT! (He looked at the little girl as she fainted, not sure what to do. He tried to shake her awake but to no avail. Slowly, he lifted her up, struggling under her weight, and put her on his shoulder) now.. uh I guess I’ll find where your parents are on my own.. she said something about the underworld, wherever that is.. (he groaned under the weight of the little girl) if only she wasn’t so heavy!

*shss like 50 pounds, she was out cold... that damnes egg*

(He nearly fell under weight but struggled on. After a moment he had to sit down and rest himself. He was starting to feel sick from egg’s effects. He looked at his little friend and groaned before picking her up again. He still wasn’t sure where the underworld would be, but after an hour more or walking around blindly, he found the entrance and passed out in front of it)

*the goddess might have been weakened and sick, but she had been stronger than her daughter, and noticed robbie and messie, and picked the twonup, and hurriednto the cottage she had set up before the egg dropped*

(He woke up in shock, flinching heavily before his eyes settled on Persephone. He looked around frantically) where is the wingy girl? What have you done with her?

Messie's fine, shes in her bedroom... i have to thank you for saving my daughter, sir.. uh.. what is your name?

Daughter..? (He sat up quickly and looked around for the mentioned girl) I didn’t... save anyone. She was just following me and she passed out and she had mentioned living in the underworld or something like that, so I thought I better dump her off there... (his nose twitched) and my name is Robbie... yours?

I am Persephone, goddess of sping and flowers. I really do thank you for bringing her home at least...

I see.. (he didn’t seem to believe the goddess part, still thinking all of this was some elaborate Halloween party) and...no problem! Otherwise she would be in my way...

*she wimpered a bit* .... i hurt..... *she started to faint.... she got drained from the egg dropping*

@official-robbierotten .... bestie... *she fainted

WHAT! (He looked at the little girl as she fainted, not sure what to do. He tried to shake her awake but to no avail. Slowly, he lifted her up, struggling under her weight, and put her on his shoulder) now.. uh I guess I’ll find where your parents are on my own.. she said something about the underworld, wherever that is.. (he groaned under the weight of the little girl) if only she wasn’t so heavy!

*shss like 50 pounds, she was out cold... that damnes egg*

(He nearly fell under weight but struggled on. After a moment he had to sit down and rest himself. He was starting to feel sick from egg’s effects. He looked at his little friend and groaned before picking her up again. He still wasn’t sure where the underworld would be, but after an hour more or walking around blindly, he found the entrance and passed out in front of it)

*the goddess might have been weakened and sick, but she had been stronger than her daughter, and noticed robbie and messie, and picked the twonup, and hurriednto the cottage she had set up before the egg dropped*

(He woke up in shock, flinching heavily before his eyes settled on Persephone. He looked around frantically) where is the wingy girl? What have you done with her?

Messie's fine, shes in her bedroom... i have to thank you for saving my daughter, sir.. uh.. what is your name?

Daughter..? (He sat up quickly and looked around for the mentioned girl) I didn’t... save anyone. She was just following me and she passed out and she had mentioned living in the underworld or something like that, so I thought I better dump her off there... (his nose twitched) and my name is Robbie... yours?

*she wimpered a bit* .... i hurt..... *she started to faint.... she got drained from the egg dropping*

@official-robbierotten .... bestie... *she fainted

WHAT! (He looked at the little girl as she fainted, not sure what to do. He tried to shake her awake but to no avail. Slowly, he lifted her up, struggling under her weight, and put her on his shoulder) now.. uh I guess I’ll find where your parents are on my own.. she said something about the underworld, wherever that is.. (he groaned under the weight of the little girl) if only she wasn’t so heavy!

*shss like 50 pounds, she was out cold... that damnes egg*

(He nearly fell under weight but struggled on. After a moment he had to sit down and rest himself. He was starting to feel sick from egg’s effects. He looked at his little friend and groaned before picking her up again. He still wasn’t sure where the underworld would be, but after an hour more or walking around blindly, he found the entrance and passed out in front of it)

*the goddess might have been weakened and sick, but she had been stronger than her daughter, and noticed robbie and messie, and picked the twonup, and hurriednto the cottage she had set up before the egg dropped*

(He woke up in shock, flinching heavily before his eyes settled on Persephone. He looked around frantically) where is the wingy girl? What have you done with her?

*she wimpered a bit* .... i hurt..... *she started to faint.... she got drained from the egg dropping*

@official-robbierotten .... bestie... *she fainted

WHAT! (He looked at the little girl as she fainted, not sure what to do. He tried to shake her awake but to no avail. Slowly, he lifted her up, struggling under her weight, and put her on his shoulder) now.. uh I guess I’ll find where your parents are on my own.. she said something about the underworld, wherever that is.. (he groaned under the weight of the little girl) if only she wasn’t so heavy!

*shss like 50 pounds, she was out cold... that damnes egg*

(He nearly fell under weight but struggled on. After a moment he had to sit down and rest himself. He was starting to feel sick from egg’s effects. He looked at his little friend and groaned before picking her up again. He still wasn’t sure where the underworld would be, but after an hour more or walking around blindly, he found the entrance and passed out in front of it)

*she wimpered a bit* .... i hurt..... *she started to faint.... she got drained from the egg dropping*

@official-robbierotten .... bestie... *she fainted

WHAT! (He looked at the little girl as she fainted, not sure what to do. He tried to shake her awake but to no avail. Slowly, he lifted her up, struggling under her weight, and put her on his shoulder) now.. uh I guess I’ll find where your parents are on my own.. she said something about the underworld, wherever that is.. (he groaned under the weight of the little girl) if only she wasn’t so heavy!

(He’s yeeted into the world by a portal, thrown flat on his face)

(He sits up and looks around) now.. where did those little brats go..?

Hi! you have black hair too! Thats cool! can we be friends?

(He jumped in shock at the sight of the girls horns and wings and skin. He glared at her)

Do you have any manners? You can’t sneak up on people. And why are you dressed like that? Is it Halloween here?

oh! jn sorry.. no! i just take theae from my parents. I'm mesperyian! im known as the tumblr goddes... but i dont know what tumblr is... But uh, i have these banages because meanie burnt half my face off, but i like your outfit! whats your name?

M. messpertarian? (He tried to pronounce her name a few more times before rolling his eyes) whatever, I’m calling you wingy girl. (He listened to rambling and looked around, considering leaving when he heard her mention being burned) you mean someone burnt you, a little girl, right in the face?

Yeah! the mean goddess of love! Aphrodite, or meanie! she was jellous of me moma says... so she used a pretty comb to take my one weakness of not having fire proof skin... but my hair came back and its growing nice... face isnt completely recovered but im recovering!

(He scrunched his nose up) what do you mean about fire proof skin? Most people don’t have that, you know. For example, I am not fireproof.

Really? itsnormal for gods and goddesses to have fire proof skin but my dada has it and my moma has it but my moma has it in her genetics and i got none fireproof skin.. but we have another thing in common then!

(He scratched his head in confusion) so you aren’t just playing an elaborate prank on me? You’re some sort of actual goddess? (He seemed a bit afraid now) and I guess we do.

Nope! not pranking you! my mama is persepony... i think.. and my dzda is hades! but you never told me your name?

I haven’t heard of them before. Some people believe in gods where I come from, but I don’t think your parents are any of them.. (he sighed at the last part) I guess I didn’t. Well, I am Robbie Rotten, the best villain of... whatever this place is, for now, I guess

Nice to meet you Robbie! *she went quiet for a minute, thinking*

So, where are your parents, wingy girl? (He hummed in thought) I’ll have to make sure you’re out of the way before I enact my next evil plan... when I figure it out

Eggs...*she said smiling brightly*

(He stopped rambling and looked down at her) what did you say? Eggs? What are you hungry or something?

im bad at names... but i give nicknames. Youre eggs!

Wait, why am I eggs? (He wiggled his nose) couldn’t I be something cooler than Eggs?

*shelooked at hjm* Rotten eggs! thats what i thought..... you could also be... Bestie!

(He blinked at that) rotten eggs? Well... I suppose you could call me that... and bestie? Why did you think of that one?

Cause your my first and coolest friend *she had a large, genuine smile*

(He furrowed his brow at that. He wanted to be angry. He wanted to tell the kid that he had no friends and he wanted it to stay that way. But the look on her face wiped the thoughts away and he sighed)

Thanks wingy girl... I am pretty cool, aren’t I? (He picked her up, struggling all the way and hoisted her onto his shoulders) now lets go find your parents. They’re probably worried sick about you!

*she clapped* yay! bestie!

(He shrugged and laughed as he carried the girl out of the woods, before looking at her) so, where do your parents live? And how old are you? They probably don’t want you wondering off..

(He’s yeeted into the world by a portal, thrown flat on his face)

(He sits up and looks around) now.. where did those little brats go..?

Hi! you have black hair too! Thats cool! can we be friends?

(He jumped in shock at the sight of the girls horns and wings and skin. He glared at her)

Do you have any manners? You can’t sneak up on people. And why are you dressed like that? Is it Halloween here?

oh! jn sorry.. no! i just take theae from my parents. I'm mesperyian! im known as the tumblr goddes... but i dont know what tumblr is... But uh, i have these banages because meanie burnt half my face off, but i like your outfit! whats your name?

M. messpertarian? (He tried to pronounce her name a few more times before rolling his eyes) whatever, I’m calling you wingy girl. (He listened to rambling and looked around, considering leaving when he heard her mention being burned) you mean someone burnt you, a little girl, right in the face?

Yeah! the mean goddess of love! Aphrodite, or meanie! she was jellous of me moma says... so she used a pretty comb to take my one weakness of not having fire proof skin... but my hair came back and its growing nice... face isnt completely recovered but im recovering!

(He scrunched his nose up) what do you mean about fire proof skin? Most people don’t have that, you know. For example, I am not fireproof.

Really? itsnormal for gods and goddesses to have fire proof skin but my dada has it and my moma has it but my moma has it in her genetics and i got none fireproof skin.. but we have another thing in common then!

(He scratched his head in confusion) so you aren’t just playing an elaborate prank on me? You’re some sort of actual goddess? (He seemed a bit afraid now) and I guess we do.

Nope! not pranking you! my mama is persepony... i think.. and my dzda is hades! but you never told me your name?

I haven’t heard of them before. Some people believe in gods where I come from, but I don’t think your parents are any of them.. (he sighed at the last part) I guess I didn’t. Well, I am Robbie Rotten, the best villain of... whatever this place is, for now, I guess

Nice to meet you Robbie! *she went quiet for a minute, thinking*

So, where are your parents, wingy girl? (He hummed in thought) I’ll have to make sure you’re out of the way before I enact my next evil plan... when I figure it out

Eggs...*she said smiling brightly*

(He stopped rambling and looked down at her) what did you say? Eggs? What are you hungry or something?

im bad at names... but i give nicknames. Youre eggs!

Wait, why am I eggs? (He wiggled his nose) couldn’t I be something cooler than Eggs?

*shelooked at hjm* Rotten eggs! thats what i thought..... you could also be... Bestie!

(He blinked at that) rotten eggs? Well... I suppose you could call me that... and bestie? Why did you think of that one?

Cause your my first and coolest friend *she had a large, genuine smile*

(He furrowed his brow at that. He wanted to be angry. He wanted to tell the kid that he had no friends and he wanted it to stay that way. But the look on her face wiped the thoughts away and he sighed)

Thanks wingy girl... I am pretty cool, aren’t I? (He picked her up, struggling all the way and hoisted her onto his shoulders) now lets go find your parents. They’re probably worried sick about you!

(He’s yeeted into the world by a portal, thrown flat on his face)

(He sits up and looks around) now.. where did those little brats go..?

Hi! you have black hair too! Thats cool! can we be friends?

(He jumped in shock at the sight of the girls horns and wings and skin. He glared at her)

Do you have any manners? You can’t sneak up on people. And why are you dressed like that? Is it Halloween here?

oh! jn sorry.. no! i just take theae from my parents. I'm mesperyian! im known as the tumblr goddes... but i dont know what tumblr is... But uh, i have these banages because meanie burnt half my face off, but i like your outfit! whats your name?

M. messpertarian? (He tried to pronounce her name a few more times before rolling his eyes) whatever, I’m calling you wingy girl. (He listened to rambling and looked around, considering leaving when he heard her mention being burned) you mean someone burnt you, a little girl, right in the face?

Yeah! the mean goddess of love! Aphrodite, or meanie! she was jellous of me moma says... so she used a pretty comb to take my one weakness of not having fire proof skin... but my hair came back and its growing nice... face isnt completely recovered but im recovering!

(He scrunched his nose up) what do you mean about fire proof skin? Most people don’t have that, you know. For example, I am not fireproof.

Really? itsnormal for gods and goddesses to have fire proof skin but my dada has it and my moma has it but my moma has it in her genetics and i got none fireproof skin.. but we have another thing in common then!

(He scratched his head in confusion) so you aren’t just playing an elaborate prank on me? You’re some sort of actual goddess? (He seemed a bit afraid now) and I guess we do.

Nope! not pranking you! my mama is persepony... i think.. and my dzda is hades! but you never told me your name?

I haven’t heard of them before. Some people believe in gods where I come from, but I don’t think your parents are any of them.. (he sighed at the last part) I guess I didn’t. Well, I am Robbie Rotten, the best villain of... whatever this place is, for now, I guess

Nice to meet you Robbie! *she went quiet for a minute, thinking*

So, where are your parents, wingy girl? (He hummed in thought) I’ll have to make sure you’re out of the way before I enact my next evil plan... when I figure it out

Eggs...*she said smiling brightly*

(He stopped rambling and looked down at her) what did you say? Eggs? What are you hungry or something?

im bad at names... but i give nicknames. Youre eggs!

Wait, why am I eggs? (He wiggled his nose) couldn’t I be something cooler than Eggs?

*shelooked at hjm* Rotten eggs! thats what i thought..... you could also be... Bestie!

(He blinked at that) rotten eggs? Well... I suppose you could call me that... and bestie? Why did you think of that one?

(He’s yeeted into the world by a portal, thrown flat on his face)

(He sits up and looks around) now.. where did those little brats go..?

Hi! you have black hair too! Thats cool! can we be friends?

(He jumped in shock at the sight of the girls horns and wings and skin. He glared at her)

Do you have any manners? You can’t sneak up on people. And why are you dressed like that? Is it Halloween here?

oh! jn sorry.. no! i just take theae from my parents. I'm mesperyian! im known as the tumblr goddes... but i dont know what tumblr is... But uh, i have these banages because meanie burnt half my face off, but i like your outfit! whats your name?

M. messpertarian? (He tried to pronounce her name a few more times before rolling his eyes) whatever, I’m calling you wingy girl. (He listened to rambling and looked around, considering leaving when he heard her mention being burned) you mean someone burnt you, a little girl, right in the face?

Yeah! the mean goddess of love! Aphrodite, or meanie! she was jellous of me moma says... so she used a pretty comb to take my one weakness of not having fire proof skin... but my hair came back and its growing nice... face isnt completely recovered but im recovering!

(He scrunched his nose up) what do you mean about fire proof skin? Most people don’t have that, you know. For example, I am not fireproof.

Really? itsnormal for gods and goddesses to have fire proof skin but my dada has it and my moma has it but my moma has it in her genetics and i got none fireproof skin.. but we have another thing in common then!

(He scratched his head in confusion) so you aren’t just playing an elaborate prank on me? You’re some sort of actual goddess? (He seemed a bit afraid now) and I guess we do.

Nope! not pranking you! my mama is persepony... i think.. and my dzda is hades! but you never told me your name?

I haven’t heard of them before. Some people believe in gods where I come from, but I don’t think your parents are any of them.. (he sighed at the last part) I guess I didn’t. Well, I am Robbie Rotten, the best villain of... whatever this place is, for now, I guess

Nice to meet you Robbie! *she went quiet for a minute, thinking*

So, where are your parents, wingy girl? (He hummed in thought) I’ll have to make sure you’re out of the way before I enact my next evil plan... when I figure it out

Eggs...*she said smiling brightly*

(He stopped rambling and looked down at her) what did you say? Eggs? What are you hungry or something?

im bad at names... but i give nicknames. Youre eggs!

Wait, why am I eggs? (He wiggled his nose) couldn’t I be something cooler than Eggs?

(He’s yeeted into the world by a portal, thrown flat on his face)

(He sits up and looks around) now.. where did those little brats go..?

What the fuck?

(He screamed) what is with everyone with their costumes today???? Is it Halloween here or something???

This is my racing suit, dumbass.

No! I mean everything else! (He motioned to all of him) what is all of that?

We’re allowed to customize our racing suits.

(He scrunched his nose up but accepted the answer) do you always customize your clothes to look like a devil spawn or is that only in your free time?

(He’s yeeted into the world by a portal, thrown flat on his face)

(He sits up and looks around) now.. where did those little brats go..?

Hi! you have black hair too! Thats cool! can we be friends?

(He jumped in shock at the sight of the girls horns and wings and skin. He glared at her)

Do you have any manners? You can’t sneak up on people. And why are you dressed like that? Is it Halloween here?

oh! jn sorry.. no! i just take theae from my parents. I'm mesperyian! im known as the tumblr goddes... but i dont know what tumblr is... But uh, i have these banages because meanie burnt half my face off, but i like your outfit! whats your name?

M. messpertarian? (He tried to pronounce her name a few more times before rolling his eyes) whatever, I’m calling you wingy girl. (He listened to rambling and looked around, considering leaving when he heard her mention being burned) you mean someone burnt you, a little girl, right in the face?

Yeah! the mean goddess of love! Aphrodite, or meanie! she was jellous of me moma says... so she used a pretty comb to take my one weakness of not having fire proof skin... but my hair came back and its growing nice... face isnt completely recovered but im recovering!

(He scrunched his nose up) what do you mean about fire proof skin? Most people don’t have that, you know. For example, I am not fireproof.

Really? itsnormal for gods and goddesses to have fire proof skin but my dada has it and my moma has it but my moma has it in her genetics and i got none fireproof skin.. but we have another thing in common then!

(He scratched his head in confusion) so you aren’t just playing an elaborate prank on me? You’re some sort of actual goddess? (He seemed a bit afraid now) and I guess we do.

Nope! not pranking you! my mama is persepony... i think.. and my dzda is hades! but you never told me your name?

I haven’t heard of them before. Some people believe in gods where I come from, but I don’t think your parents are any of them.. (he sighed at the last part) I guess I didn’t. Well, I am Robbie Rotten, the best villain of... whatever this place is, for now, I guess

Nice to meet you Robbie! *she went quiet for a minute, thinking*

So, where are your parents, wingy girl? (He hummed in thought) I’ll have to make sure you’re out of the way before I enact my next evil plan... when I figure it out

Eggs...*she said smiling brightly*

(He stopped rambling and looked down at her) what did you say? Eggs? What are you hungry or something?

(He’s yeeted into the world by a portal, thrown flat on his face)

(He sits up and looks around) now.. where did those little brats go..?

What the fuck?

(He screamed) what is with everyone with their costumes today???? Is it Halloween here or something???

This is my racing suit, dumbass.

No! I mean everything else! (He motioned to all of him) what is all of that?

(He’s yeeted into the world by a portal, thrown flat on his face)

(He sits up and looks around) now.. where did those little brats go..?

What the fuck?

(He screamed) what is with everyone with their costumes today???? Is it Halloween here or something???

(He’s yeeted into the world by a portal, thrown flat on his face)

(He sits up and looks around) now.. where did those little brats go..?

Hi! you have black hair too! Thats cool! can we be friends?

(He jumped in shock at the sight of the girls horns and wings and skin. He glared at her)

Do you have any manners? You can’t sneak up on people. And why are you dressed like that? Is it Halloween here?

oh! jn sorry.. no! i just take theae from my parents. I'm mesperyian! im known as the tumblr goddes... but i dont know what tumblr is... But uh, i have these banages because meanie burnt half my face off, but i like your outfit! whats your name?

M. messpertarian? (He tried to pronounce her name a few more times before rolling his eyes) whatever, I’m calling you wingy girl. (He listened to rambling and looked around, considering leaving when he heard her mention being burned) you mean someone burnt you, a little girl, right in the face?

Yeah! the mean goddess of love! Aphrodite, or meanie! she was jellous of me moma says... so she used a pretty comb to take my one weakness of not having fire proof skin... but my hair came back and its growing nice... face isnt completely recovered but im recovering!

(He scrunched his nose up) what do you mean about fire proof skin? Most people don’t have that, you know. For example, I am not fireproof.

Really? itsnormal for gods and goddesses to have fire proof skin but my dada has it and my moma has it but my moma has it in her genetics and i got none fireproof skin.. but we have another thing in common then!

(He scratched his head in confusion) so you aren’t just playing an elaborate prank on me? You’re some sort of actual goddess? (He seemed a bit afraid now) and I guess we do.

Nope! not pranking you! my mama is persepony... i think.. and my dzda is hades! but you never told me your name?

I haven’t heard of them before. Some people believe in gods where I come from, but I don’t think your parents are any of them.. (he sighed at the last part) I guess I didn’t. Well, I am Robbie Rotten, the best villain of... whatever this place is, for now, I guess

Nice to meet you Robbie! *she went quiet for a minute, thinking*

So, where are your parents, wingy girl? (He hummed in thought) I’ll have to make sure you’re out of the way before I enact my next evil plan... when I figure it out

(He’s yeeted into the world by a portal, thrown flat on his face)

(He sits up and looks around) now.. where did those little brats go..?

Hi! you have black hair too! Thats cool! can we be friends?

(He jumped in shock at the sight of the girls horns and wings and skin. He glared at her)

Do you have any manners? You can’t sneak up on people. And why are you dressed like that? Is it Halloween here?

oh! jn sorry.. no! i just take theae from my parents. I'm mesperyian! im known as the tumblr goddes... but i dont know what tumblr is... But uh, i have these banages because meanie burnt half my face off, but i like your outfit! whats your name?

M. messpertarian? (He tried to pronounce her name a few more times before rolling his eyes) whatever, I’m calling you wingy girl. (He listened to rambling and looked around, considering leaving when he heard her mention being burned) you mean someone burnt you, a little girl, right in the face?

Yeah! the mean goddess of love! Aphrodite, or meanie! she was jellous of me moma says... so she used a pretty comb to take my one weakness of not having fire proof skin... but my hair came back and its growing nice... face isnt completely recovered but im recovering!

(He scrunched his nose up) what do you mean about fire proof skin? Most people don’t have that, you know. For example, I am not fireproof.

Really? itsnormal for gods and goddesses to have fire proof skin but my dada has it and my moma has it but my moma has it in her genetics and i got none fireproof skin.. but we have another thing in common then!

(He scratched his head in confusion) so you aren’t just playing an elaborate prank on me? You’re some sort of actual goddess? (He seemed a bit afraid now) and I guess we do.

Nope! not pranking you! my mama is persepony... i think.. and my dzda is hades! but you never told me your name?

I haven’t heard of them before. Some people believe in gods where I come from, but I don’t think your parents are any of them.. (he sighed at the last part) I guess I didn’t. Well, I am Robbie Rotten, the best villain of... whatever this place is, for now, I guess

(He’s yeeted into the world by a portal, thrown flat on his face)

(He sits up and looks around) now.. where did those little brats go..?

Hi! you have black hair too! Thats cool! can we be friends?

(He jumped in shock at the sight of the girls horns and wings and skin. He glared at her)

Do you have any manners? You can’t sneak up on people. And why are you dressed like that? Is it Halloween here?

oh! jn sorry.. no! i just take theae from my parents. I'm mesperyian! im known as the tumblr goddes... but i dont know what tumblr is... But uh, i have these banages because meanie burnt half my face off, but i like your outfit! whats your name?

M. messpertarian? (He tried to pronounce her name a few more times before rolling his eyes) whatever, I’m calling you wingy girl. (He listened to rambling and looked around, considering leaving when he heard her mention being burned) you mean someone burnt you, a little girl, right in the face?

Yeah! the mean goddess of love! Aphrodite, or meanie! she was jellous of me moma says... so she used a pretty comb to take my one weakness of not having fire proof skin... but my hair came back and its growing nice... face isnt completely recovered but im recovering!

(He scrunched his nose up) what do you mean about fire proof skin? Most people don’t have that, you know. For example, I am not fireproof.

Really? itsnormal for gods and goddesses to have fire proof skin but my dada has it and my moma has it but my moma has it in her genetics and i got none fireproof skin.. but we have another thing in common then!