Linguistik ist mein Lieblingsfach

❦ 23 she/her ❦

[karometeenk]

Sometimes you have a crush and then later he turns out to be just some guy

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands

[cowboylikecahir]

our expedition of franklin is collapsing

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

[tommylovingho]

[thoodleoo]

one thing i do find fun about having a new adaptation of homer very present in the public eye with a lot of very vocal critics is that it truly is a continuation of an age old tradition of getting mad at homeric reception. there were people in the 1st century complaining at vergil for Doing Homer Wrong. a critic named herennius pointed out everything he thought sucked in vergil's poetry. agrippa thought maecenas hired vergil to create a new poetic style and that style was Lame. quintus octavius avitus supposedly wrote an 8 volume series of every line he thought vergil plagiarized. i hope we get this every 2000 years from now on.

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[hotdadblog]

I’m laughing so much

[rohirric-hunter]

"We're gonna achieve immortality by turning ourselves into machines" buddy I want you to find yourself a 15 year old laptop and try to run a 10 year old piece of software on it please. Connect to the internet, if you can, and attempt to log into any of your online accounts

[roberttingle]

my noble and wise rare pair vs your crazy reaching stupid crack ship

[hypokeimena]

did you get a questionable anon message about a joke post about dentists you reblogged a few weeks ago? I was. not at all in a condition to be certain if I even hit send on that. really sorry

don't worry i keep it in the top of my inbox so i see it all the time.

[hypokeimena]

it genuinely feels evil to keep this to myself. it's maybe my favorite ask i've ever gotten.

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[urgetocreate]

Andrea Calisi (Italian b.1968), The Bridge and the Blue Knight, 2026, Illustration

[talas-first-lady]

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[52stations]

these days you cant even relate to morrissey because he was looking for a job and then he actually found one