Official Sarsparilla

heeEEEEEEEYAW

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@dr-pepper-0fficial now just you listen up here

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

Or what grandpa?

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or else me and my pal @ginger-ale-official will obliterate you, you overcarbonated liquid.

[ginger-ale-official]

Friends please do not fight. I have very large muscles and I’d hate to have to use them

[ew-lour-etc]

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?!?!

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well there’s Ginger ‘Mascle’ Ale, Myself(Root ‘the best one’ beer) and Dr. Pepper, who doesn’t even have a phD

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Looks like there’s two Root Beers around these parts

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You Will Leave This Universe. You Will Not Come Back. You W

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Hey there buckeroo, no need to get hostile

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Anyone in this thread drink Sarsparilla?

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Tonight's mood:

An ice cold Sarsparilla

[maris-solstice]

Vendor: “Hey there bud, I’m sorry, but you’re about 50 caps short for that rifle.”

Courier 6: “Oh, that’s no problem, I’m good for it.” *Fuckin slams 40 Sarsparillas and 12 Nuka-Cola right there.”

Vendor:

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Quick question for all'a'y'all

Whomst’t’d’ve wants an Ice Cold Refreshing Sarsparilla ™ this fine evening??

[combatmosh-deactivated20241126]

Me

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*slings you a glass of Sarsparilla a la Tapper the Arcade Game*

Drink up, pardner!

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Quick question for all'a'y'all

Whomst’t’d’ve wants an Ice Cold Refreshing Sarsparilla ™ this fine evening??

[suave-aquarius-remigis]

How about one for each of us and we call it a date?

[official-sarsparilla]

Quick question for all'a'y'all

Whomst't'd've wants an Ice Cold Refreshing Sarsparilla ™ this fine evening??

[mobstermelodies-deactivated2021]

Confound those Mojave boys!

[ginger-ale-official]

I noticed you say "hoho!" a lot. Are you the Santa of ginger ale?

hoho! that old geezer is the dani of things that aren’t ginger ale!

[official-root-beer]

He does not have dominion over root beer!

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Nor Sarsparilla

[juza-the-cloud-deactivated20221]

Visit Original Link

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Me after taking the first sip of sarsparilla from the bottle

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Real cowpoke hours

Slam that like button if'n' you're guzzling an icy cold Sarsparilla

[hungwy]

I’m the cowboy you see in the corner of your eye when its dark and you’re scared

[mylittlewingedangel]

Cow… Boy??

[hungwy]

*the room goes pitch black and you see the brim of a hat out of the corner of your eye*

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"Howdy compadre, would you like a sarsparilla in these trying times?"

[wellbutrinboy]

rowdy on main

[wellbutrinboy]

absolutely fucking lawless on main

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Shaking up a root beer and angling the can so it sprays directly into my mouth on main

[mynwx]

Root beer (or, in this case, sarsparilla) floats with homemade vanilla ice cream really can’t be beat. And Sioux City Sarsparilla is an excellent vehicle for an ice cream float.

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@official-root-beer

[mdeanstrauss]

Wild Sarsparilla… A spring woodlands wildflower and used as a source for root beer…

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It's... beautiful

[nami-sore]

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Yeehaw