*shy doot*

i'm the off-brand version of @official-trumpet hi

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

[official-tromport]

dont worry allison that was his whole thing, being hot

[official-tromport]

rip seniors

youre dead to us now

[official-tromport]

its that time of year again 

[official-tromport]

its that time of year again

[official-tromport]

watching the terrible person in your section get praised for playing over you

[official-tromport]

if we're going to clone ANYONE we should clone liszt, just because i want to hear what his playing was like, and it'd be cruel to pianists to spend millions on cloning chopin just so they could suffer MORE

[fryderykdelicateflower]

omg everyone, this is a lock of Chopin’s hair, in the Warsaw museum. HIS ACTUAL REAL HAIR.

The hair that probably flickered over his beautiful forehead as he played

I wanna touch it  ;_;

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

i think i finally see why everyone believes the musical side of tumblr is actually insane

[inkdeathrose]

Woah but this means they have dna to make a copy of Chopin in the future when the technology is super amazing….we could isolate him in a town that looks like his and everyone acts like in his time…he could make more music….😍🙌

[official-tromport]

[official-tromport]

in a historic merger, the Offical part of the music fandom is buying the -jesus and carp parts

[flutejesus]

I WAS NEVER INFORMED OF THIS

(How much are you offering)

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

woah woah hold on whats going on here

[five-flats]

the key side of music fandom is issuing a legal challenge to your purchase of the carp side of the fandom

@you-had-me-at-e-flat-major @you-had-me-at-g-flat-major @four-flats @in-the-key-of-f-major

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

i speak for the -jesus segment, and we would rather perish

[official-tromport]

[tuba--god]

We gods take no part in your petty mortal conflicts, but are those obamas eyebrows?

[official-tromport]

they sure are!

[official-tromport]

in a historic merger, the Offical part of the music fandom is buying the -jesus and carp parts

[flutejesus]

I WAS NEVER INFORMED OF THIS

(How much are you offering)

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

woah woah hold on whats going on here

[five-flats]

the key side of music fandom is issuing a legal challenge to your purchase of the carp side of the fandom

@you-had-me-at-e-flat-major @you-had-me-at-g-flat-major @four-flats @in-the-key-of-f-major

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

i speak for the -jesus segment, and we would rather perish

[official-tromport]

[official-tromport]

in a historic merger, the Offical part of the music fandom is buying the -jesus and carp parts

[flutejesus]

I WAS NEVER INFORMED OF THIS

(How much are you offering)

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

woah woah hold on whats going on here

[five-flats]

the key side of music fandom is issuing a legal challenge to your purchase of the carp side of the fandom

@you-had-me-at-e-flat-major @you-had-me-at-g-flat-major @four-flats @in-the-key-of-f-major

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

can you explain that in simpler terms i’m very tired

[five-flats]

i’m saying they aren’t allowed to buy you for legal reasons

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

i still don’t get it

[classical-crap]

hey are we talking money because I need money to buy a pipe organ

[official-tromport]

no money. just a monopoly.

[classical-crap]

please I just need 10 bitcoin

[official-tromport]

im so sorry........ i had no idea. I'm sorry for your loss 

[official-tromport]

in a historic merger, the Offical part of the music fandom is buying the -jesus and carp parts

[flutejesus]

I WAS NEVER INFORMED OF THIS

(How much are you offering)

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

woah woah hold on whats going on here

[five-flats]

the key side of music fandom is issuing a legal challenge to your purchase of the carp side of the fandom

@you-had-me-at-e-flat-major @you-had-me-at-g-flat-major @four-flats @in-the-key-of-f-major

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

can you explain that in simpler terms i’m very tired

[five-flats]

i’m saying they aren’t allowed to buy you for legal reasons

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

i still don’t get it

[classical-crap]

hey are we talking money because I need money to buy a pipe organ

[official-tromport]

no money. just a monopoly.

[official-tromport]

in a historic merger, the Offical part of the music fandom is buying the -jesus and carp parts

[official-tromport]

friday at pepband one of the trumpets wore a full kylo ren costume and all of the percussionists drumed with lightsabers just some important facts u might wanna no

no 

[official-tromport]

me: *comes in*

my bd: 

[official-tromport]

me when i play a note slightly sharp

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

baroque composers when they made something slightly dissonant

[front-ensemble-jesus]

when you play in a rest

[dmandrums]

When you’re supposed to play a funk groove but you play rock instead

[official-tromport]

me when i play a note slightly sharp

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

vote now on your phones because the next time i remember this survey exists only the top 3 will remain 

[official-tromport]

Can’t Deselect

[stevetomjohn]

The tumblr classical music fandom always seems to have a problem with how various people spell Tchaikovsky, and for that reason I present to you the Library of Congress’s list of recognized spelling variants:

[official-tromport]

[official-tromport]

me to my ex: hey i wanna be a lawyer lmaooo ex: ud suck as a lawyer lmao get reked bitch me: :-((( me: hey i wanna play horn for london symphony orchestra him: practice a lil more u can do it !!! me: bitch

usurp your ex’s life. you can be a lawyer by day and a horn for the london symphony by night if thats what u want