Hamilcast Shit-Chat {Part 1}
A/N: O my god it’s a series. Also,,,, @the-gay-anomaly helped me with this series A LOT.
Pairing: Hamilcast X Reader
Warnings: cussing, semi-sexual jokes
KEY (this lists the usernames of the hamilcast, including yourself)
Lin Manuel Miranda: OldManMiranda,,,, also,,, him and reader are shipped quite a lot (for reasons)
Reader (Y/N L/N): thuglife420 (don’t ask,,, Jo came up with it)
Daveed Diggs: OaklandTrash
Okieriete Onaodowan: OakSmash
Anthony Ramos: JasmineFan
Jasmine Cephas Jones: RamosOwner
Renee Elise Goldsberry: ShipMaster
Jonathan Groff: GroffSauce
OldManMiranda created a chat.
thuglife420: okay so this is a thing
thuglife420: lin you know it’s like, three in the morning for most of us, right?
OldManMiranda: I mean, you’re still awake.
GroffSauce: the hell is this.
OldManMiranda: it’s called a group chat Groff.
thuglife420: should it be old man Groff now?
thuglife420: is Lin finally “hip” now?
OldManMiranda: so was Hamilton, you’ll get over it.
thuglife420: savage Miranda.
thuglife420: okay, Lin, seriously I was actually about to go to bed, why did you make this chat?
OldManMiranda: I was bored and no one wanted to talk to me.
OaklandTrash: hmm I wonder why
CJack: what are you all doing?
OldManMiranda: CHRIS, MY MAN
CJack: you all woke me up.
CJack: might as well tell you about the dream i had
CJack: Lin was some weird unicorn centaur shit and he started pointing his horn at everyone and screaming “i will push my horn into you”
thuglife420: fucking christ, Chris
CJack: remember that one party where you were drunk as hell and started chanting “i will fuck you in the ass if you give me chicken nuggets”
thuglife420: holy hell, how drunk were you?
thuglife420: wait, why wasn’t i invited to this party?
CJack: Lin asked us to specifically not invite you or any of the other girls
OaklandTrash: he didn’t want you all to see him drunk as shit
thuglife420: that is so lame
thuglife420: Lin do you not see my name? I would be drunk off my ass with you, I mean come on.
CJack: he didn’t want you to hear the things he said
OldManMiranda: we don’t speak of it
JasmineFan: You guys are all nerds that need sleep, Christ
OakSmash: we’re the nerds?
OakSmash: says the guy with his girlfriends’ name next to the word “fan” as his username
thuglife420: as interesting as this conversation is, I can no longer keep my eyes open.
thuglife420: night nerds.
OldManMiranda: Gnight. Bring the best of your humanity to others today. Be smart & safe & kind to all. When you get home, you can fart like the dickens.
CJack: Lin. This ain’t twitter, man.
thuglife420: fucking nerd.
OldManMiranda: that’s not nice.
CJack: Lin. That was the intention.
OldManMiranda: don’t question me Chris
CJack: I have more dreams Lin. Try me.
OldManMiranda: Chris, I think it’s time you went to sleep. :)
CJack: don’t hit me with a twitter speech
OldManMiranda: I hear my son call for agua around 3am every morning. I also get agua. It’s our little 3am agua break. You drinking enough agua homey?
CJack: Lin, shut the fuck up.
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