Zenog Productions

So here's some stuff about DCI and my D&D group. I guess.

[busket]

daily affirmations

I am the best person

I am the best at being a person

I am unkillable

I am good at everything

I am protected by divine forces and I am their favorite

I'm cute

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[moonlit-hedge]

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

[illisidifan]

Fantastic

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[kitsuneharmony]

one year into the marriage

[boybeetles]

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

[boybeetles]

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

[yetanothergreyjedi]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

[headspace-hotel]

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

[apricops]

Stranger Things season 1: beneath the superficial image of “peace and prosperity” in 1980s small-town America, there was the painful legacy of countless atrocities committed by the American government in the name of ‘freedom.’

Stranger Things season 4: evil Russians (not Soviets) have sent our All-American Hero to the gulags which apparently still exist in the 1980s and it’s up to us to save him 🇺🇸🦅🫡

[apricops]

There’s probably a term that already exists for this but if there isn’t I’m gonna call it ‘Rambofication’ in honor of its probably most well known instance: Rambo First Blood was about a soldier, John Rambo (that’s his actual name I’m not doing a bit), returning home from the Vietnam war, so traumatized by war that he brought the war home with him to a small town, unable to adapt to life without strict military discipline and hierarchy. Subsequent Rambo movies were about how John Rambo was the only supersoldier tough enough and patriotic enough to kill faceless hordes of dastardly foreign commies.

Ergo, ‘Rambofication’ is the process of a series starting with a relatively nuanced or subversive narrative before its sequels become a shallow embrace of the very narrative it originally subverted. It happens surprisingly often!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

chilling how in slasher movies the "happy" ending is the slasher dying.

that's so cruel...you aren't supposed to kill slashers you're supposed to capture and release them back into isolated woodlands to life out their natural lifespans

[ashes2caches]

the robots designed to be killing machines are having a fun time wearing skirts and kissing each other.

[wheelie-butch]

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

[runby2]

[an-artist-n-shambles]

FUCKING SOBBING I LOVE KETCHUP BOTTLE PNG REBLOG FOR KETCHUP BOTTLE PNG

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[boringkate]

I think a cowgirl (yeehaw) with a cowgirl (moo) gf would be a cute couple dynamic.

[punkitt-is-here]

new holiday declared btw. it's called Scary Christmas. its on January 25th. mark your calendars

[koothebird-deactivated20260418]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK SCARY

[the-parasaurolophus]

where the fuck am i

[hamkittens]

its ok i think we're safe this year-

what the fuck was that

[yvesdot]

The hottest girl you know has a truly unwatchable thing to recommend you

[persephone-queenofthe-underworld]

I think we as a society need to thank Hbomberguy profusely for exposing James Somerton before he could comment on Heated Rivalry

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thing is i quite enjoy a good enemies-to-lovers-still-enemies-but-we-fuck-about-it. i am however too unmotivated & conflict-avoidant to (even in fantasy) insert myself as a character in such proceedings.

which leaves me as an indolent monarch sitting on my cuck throne as i make increasingly erratic royal decrees designed solely to stoke homoerotic tensions between my loyal knight, my scheming advisor, and that one little jestress who mocks them both relentlessly as they try (and fail) to throw her out a turret window

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: just caught my knight staring mesmerized at my scheming advisor's cleavage stage 2 of plan to follow

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this post led me to relearn that joculatrix is in fact the "correct" term for a female jester.

my word is way better.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

told my knight and scheming advisor they can have the jestress who mocks them relentlessly day and night pilloried in the public square & take turns throwing vegetable-matter at her.....IF they WORK TOGETHER to capture her.

she's a slippery rascal who will lead them on a merry chase; no doubt by the end of the day they will develop a reluctant mutual respect after combining their skillsets in pursuit of a shared goal (jester motherfucker)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok firstly yes my jester is in on the plan, hell she instigated it, no need to call the Jesting & Clownery Guild! obviously I've enlarged the pillory hand-holes plus she's a master lockpicker and escape artist. the emotional fallout of her final climactic escape is part of the Plan

secondly: HELP my scheming advisor just dove for my slippery jester but accidentally pinned my loyal knight to the wall instead. their bosoms are heaving and they've been staring into each other's eyes for half an hour. my knight's wearing a full metal chestplate I didn't even know bosoms could heave through that? which is all well and good but what do I do it's disrupting corridor traffic and the head laundress is FURIOUS with me

[orteil42]

i stand with the american people against the american government. get their asses

[punkitt-is-here]

a flowersteel conceptual page to test various effects and techniques i want to use in the final comic :D the proper comic is comin' soon!

[feeshies]

My favorite tiktok account right now is the guy who uses color settings and photo manipulation to turn everything into the Polish flag