[mangonetics]

Dude..are you good

I had to attend a company-wide meeting with my boss recently who kept spouting nonsense business words at all of us like we’re supposed to give a fuck about “labor absorption” so this reblog spree was an attempt to harm him with psychic energy

[antichill]

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[sovietnam]

[utopians]

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

[virginph1-deactivated20201115]

[queeranne]

[janeforest]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[terrierpuppy]

Frog Tee hand painted by Mars Kneale

[chthonicillness]

me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

“ur so chill” thanks i am completely disconnected from reality right now

[3000s]

everytime i type anything i read it over and over again like a hundred times after posting or sending it just trying to imagine it like i’m a different person observing myself from an outside perspective. theres nothing wrong with me btw

[glompcat]

This question and its answer from The New York Times work advice column is W I L D.

[emmyrussum]

Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988) Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things (2016)

Stop adding stupid fucking photos to this post!!!

[kellyhopkinsvillegoblin]

[averagefairy]

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

[whitepeopletwitter]