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Rule #45

A bro never publicly reveals how many chicks he's banged.

Questions

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First and foremost. I hope you've had a Bro-Tastic summer this far. Now, I would like to commend and thank you for being a true bro whilst giving true and honest answers. Keep up the good work. Also, does Harry Potter fall into the ranks of Lord Of The Rings and Star Wars in movie series?

Thanks bro. Sure, why not?

So I left my phone on my charger to go help my dad with something and one of my bros messed with one of my kik chats and now the people in that chat even my gf won't let me explain what happened. What do I do.

This is why you don't have a girlfriend that you can't see in person.

Lemon Law

A bro reserves the right to walk out within the first 5 minutes of a date.

Rule #44

Don't cheat. This applies to all aspects of life.

Well I cheated on a girl I dated when I was young. He secretly had a crush on my girl, so he sold me out to her, and that made my life hell. I mean, yeah I cheated, and it's wrong I know. BUT he went behind my back and sold me out.

Thanks for telling me?

Bros. one of my bros who fucked me over has this crush on a girl who wants to sleep with me.. What should I do?

Depends on how bad he fucked you over. If you're still bros, then he has 6 months to get that girl. If he violated the bro code, you're free to do whatever you want.

Summer 2014

Does anyone want summer-specific posts? Any ideas of what?

#43

A bro does not let his bro get a tattoo of a girl's name.

Rule #42

A bro must name one of his bros his official wingman.

So at a friends party this girl is snuggling up keeps taking my hat and didn't stop me when I was rubbing her legs but when I go to her party the next day I can't even get close to her. Is she in to me or not?

If she was drunk at the first party, she's probably not into you. If she wasn't, it depends on how you left things off at the last party, maybe she got bored.

Rule #41

A bro always honors a slap bet.

So a guy friend of my gf has been doing things for her like picking her up from uni,dropping her home, taking her out for lunch/food, buying things for her. And I'm not okay with it. Gf just says he's close to her. What do I do?

Lose her

So a bro of mine started dating my ex He asked me if he could ask her out as they liked each other and I told him I still had deep feelings for her but If he really liked her he should do it!! I feel awk around him now even though he hasn't done anything wrong What do I do? Am I in the wrong?

You do nothing. You're in the wrong.

my best friend knows I have feelings for my ex still and we were talking again but one night they got drunk at a party and did stuff then told me and said I had no right to be upset then threatened to do it again Was I right to cut him off?

Yes

When do you know your a bro ?

You're a bro until you break the code

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