riddle me this batman how is it that every woman i meet has a boyfriend but every man i know is single
riddle me this batman i dont know how to read airport terminal signs
batman i think he might be into me but im too scared to send a text can you send one for me. riddle
batman when im jumping on the trampoline and you jump with me i bounce up too high and when i land i get overextended and my perineum hurts so can you just wait your turn
batman i dont know how to calculate sales tax
the riddler
batman im not trying to be contrarian right now i just didnt think it was that good
batman you have a troubling inability to accept criticism
riddled me bullet holes















