BLOCKBUSTER

[officialcity17blockbuster]

Introducing, the brandest newest game release of this year, the illustrious and highly awaited sequel, Half Life 3 is now available at your local Blockbuster!

[officialnicklastname]

lol they don't even know about the infinite popcorn hole in the blockbuster broom closet (⁠ー⁠_⁠ー⁠゛⁠)

[officialcity17blockbuster]

THERES A WHAT

[officialnicklastname]

yeah.... you gotta dig down like, 6 whole feet before you even get to the cheese popcorn it sucks ┐⁠(⁠‘⁠～⁠`⁠;⁠)⁠┌

[officialcity17blockbuster]

You people know more than me and I work here FULL TIME, man why didn’t Chris tell me about the fucking closet of popcorn

[officialnicklastname]

lol they don't even know about the infinite popcorn hole in the blockbuster broom closet (⁠ー⁠_⁠ー⁠゛⁠)

[officialcity17blockbuster]

THERES A WHAT

[officialcity17blockbuster]

Guys,

It’s with a heavy heart that I must announce that City 17 Blockbuster no longer has Popcorn. After an incident involving someone’s pet dog we now no longer have a popcorn machine.

Thank you all for your understanding

-City 17 Blockbuster

[officialmitchellshephard]

Adrian, what the fuck did you do.

[officialadrianshephard]

someone elses dog mine just ate

[officialcity17blockbuster]

Guys please, there’s no need to go pointing fingers. As a professional I am not of the place to go calling out who did or did not bring their dog in to the store.

However I’m not currently clocked in so it was totally Adrian’s dog

[officialcity17blockbuster]

Guys,

It’s with a heavy heart that I must announce that City 17 Blockbuster no longer has Popcorn. After an incident involving someone’s pet dog we now no longer have a popcorn machine.

Thank you all for your understanding

-City 17 Blockbuster

[officialcity17blockbuster]

no, we dont have Morbius, stop asking!

[officialcity17blockbuster]

[benrey-where-he-shouldnt-be]

Benrey goes to Turbo Hell on 4k Blu-ray DVD

Coming soon to a store near you!

[officialcity17blockbuster]

Now available at blockbuster!

[officialcity17blockbuster]

No we don’t have cyberpunk because we don’t carry trash.

[officialcity17blockbuster]

WE NOW SELL GAIAONLINE CARDS!

[officialcity17blockbuster]

who let Cruel Freeman out of the Disney Vault? 

[officialcity17blockbuster]

Yo do you have Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's London Adventure?

Yep!

[officialcity17blockbuster]

friendly reminder that the Disney Vault is off limits to normal customers! It’s for everyone’s best interest and safety that you either don’t enter it or enter with a properly trained Blockbuster Certified Employee! 

[officalforzen]

@officialcity17blockbuster Do you guys got Bayblade?

[officialcity17blockbuster]

Yes lots of Beyblade what Beyblade do you want?

[lesbx]

ppl on here: 🥵🥵oh hes so HOT god he could do anything he wants to me ❤😍💕💕🥵🥵😍😜🥵

the man:

[the-rivulet]

do NOT diss my man jerma985 like this

[officialcity17blockbuster]

Chris HR lookin ass

[officialjoshuafreeman]

@officialcity17blockbuster @officialboatkid

Huh, it looks different then I imagined.

[officialcity17blockbuster]

Inside, the store could be called a certified mess. Newly furnished 90's carpeting has been bled through with honey, that was ostensibly dripping from the ceiling and the comb shaped shelves of dvds that adorned the walls, while the lighting itself was either too dim or too bright in different patches of the store. At the cash register, popular tunes of decades past could be heard playing. Yet there didn't seem to be an employee in sight. The speaker system burst to life.

*Hello, welcome to Blockbuster! How may we help you?*

[officialboatkid]

Oh sick!!!! Yo you got any videogames? Some E for erryone action?

[officialjoshuafreeman]

I thought they had Movies? I wanna get a cowboy movie!

[officialcity17blockbuster]

*We have all of those of course! It's Blockbuster*

[officialboatkid]

Sick! Yo let’s get a cowboy movie!

[officialcity17blockbuster]

*We have- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Rango. Joe Kidd. The Man from Malpaso. An American Tail: Fiefel Goes West The Outlaw Josey Wales. Davy Crocket King of The Wild Frontier. Fistful Dollars. Oklahoma! High Plains Drifter. Bronco Billy. The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again. Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron. The Magnificent Seven. Django. The Mark of Zorro. Old Yeller.Don Quixote. And Many More!*

[officialjoshuafreeman]

@officialcity17blockbuster @officialboatkid

Huh, it looks different then I imagined.

[officialcity17blockbuster]

Inside, the store could be called a certified mess. Newly furnished 90's carpeting has been bled through with honey, that was ostensibly dripping from the ceiling and the comb shaped shelves of dvds that adorned the walls, while the lighting itself was either too dim or too bright in different patches of the store. At the cash register, popular tunes of decades past could be heard playing. Yet there didn't seem to be an employee in sight. The speaker system burst to life.

*Hello, welcome to Blockbuster! How may we help you?*

[officialboatkid]

Oh sick!!!! Yo you got any videogames? Some E for erryone action?

[officialjoshuafreeman]

I thought they had Movies? I wanna get a cowboy movie!

[officialcity17blockbuster]

*We have all of those of course! It's Blockbuster*