Every fact here is 100% CORRECT

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'Stache-Off!! Quarterfinals

MUSTACHE GIRL (A Hat in Time) vs INIGO MONTOYA (The Princess Bride)

Mustache Girl

Inigo Montoya

Voting ended onMar 26, 2023

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does scotland actually exist in yer world or didja pick up that fancy accent somewhere

It's called bird scotland, peck neck!!!

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I HAVENT SEEN YOU ON MY DASH IN SO LONG i mised you omg -cheese anon

It really has been awhile, has it?

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buenos dias i am a professional knife eater *eats all yer knives*

Nice try laddie, but all of me knives can be attracted back to me with this magnet.

I suggest not doing that unless you'd like to be sliced, those knives aint rubber.

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Its a New year now

IT IS????

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i forgot thanksgiving

[hihello-what-are-you-doing-here]

Oh well now it's christmas-

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i don’t know what that is

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i forgot thanksgiving

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halloween party on the owl express, don’t be late.

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LETS PECKING GOOOOOOO

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Idk guys the Conductor is looking kinda sus

NOOOOOOOOGMEKFNDJGND

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OFFICIAL FACT 75

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HELP ME LASSIE

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how did it go so wrong so quickly

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HOW DID IT GO SO WRONG SO QUICKLY

[someonenamedlizzy]

Did you try to make yourself taller?

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...maybe

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how did it go so wrong so quickly

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HOW DID IT GO SO WRONG SO QUICKLY

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how did it go so wrong so quickly

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Nobody:

Literally Nobody:

The Conductor:

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OFFICAL CONDUCTOR FACT 5

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OFFICIAL CONDUCTOR FACT 48

KWKDJEJGJSKWJFJFFFJFJDJFJDNDJHELPIMDROWNING

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WAIT HOLD UP

WAS THAT ACTUALLY THE CONDUCTOR OR ONE OF HIS GRANDKIDS??

IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A CHILD

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I can confirm that was me. Look at the teeth. The wee ones don’t have that sharp teeth yet!