stupid fucking clown @perplexedjokist - Tumblr Blog

✚ name & prns : cain or fool : he/him/hy/hym

✚ little about : I am mentally and physically disabled cane user. my main interests are in DC and fantasy media and I occasionally post character or movie analysis!

✚ DNI : basic dni, ect ect. I block freely like most people, certain things I block for aren't listed.

tags stated below :

#📼 : rambles #📎﹕dc #🎲﹕X-MEN #🎀 : rblgs #🌾 : my art

bsjce1293

My headcanons for Gambit (X-Men:Evolution)

Has burns in his hands from accidents with powers

(Thanks @perplexedjokist for the hc)

And paper cuts from practicing card tricks

He is a big Astérix and Johan and Pirlouit fan which are pretty much compulsory reading in the French-speaking world.

Babar was his Bluey (a French cartoon about an elephant)

His first exposure with English was from watching TV.

in his neighbor’s house and he knows some Scots and he would get invited for Burns Night.

His favorite (English language) TV shows are That’s So Raven and All That (original 90s series) he would secretly watch these shows when his Tanties are not around (or taking a nap).

(anything English or “yankee” that’s what they call someone who isn’t Cajun wasn’t allowed in the house)

He only speaks English in school and outside the home.

He thought of running away when he was young especially when he gets caught telling lies and would not be believed (he’s a creative I’ll probably say he’s a late-diagnosed autistic).

He hid the fact that he had a girlfriend when he was around 14-15 (it’s his first girlfriend and later wife,Belladonna)

His first time was with her and he lied that he was with an “uncle” to “help him with stuff”

It was his (and Belle’s) very first night and got caught the next morning because he was wearing the exact same outfit from the night before.

He got into cards tricks because of David Blaine.

A TV adaptation of Les Liaisons dangerueses (Dangerous Liaisons in the original language) is their soap opera.

Celine Dion and Lara Fabian are triple platinum in the LeBeau house and I will die on that hill.

He is secretly a Swiftie his favorites are her cover of Drops of Jupiter,Today Was A Fairytale and the acoustic version of Cornelia Street.

Some of the hcs of Gambit here are similar to mine especially only mine is English what I speak at home and Tagalog is for the outside and the whole thing with the TV

samsheadraws

inspired by TheFlashMuseum's TikTok here!

I love Kyle Rayner, but oh my god Wally sure doesn't..............................

sillywillyco

do u even care clap if u care

patheticbard

Have very rapidly adopted them as comfort characters <3

furballfaggot

the basic summary of most of what i post is that i love when people are fat and if you dont also love when people are fat then you have a rotten soul and unfeeling corrupt heart

adestroy

Apparently the first time I watched ‘The Paradise Syndrome’ I missed Bones threatening to call the night night police on Spock