Covert

I'm a gamer on YouTube. www.youtube.com/user/theofficialcovert  I mainly post funny things. Want to know anything else? Message me.

[c3po]

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

[shock]

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

[officialcovertgaming]

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

BOUT TO STREAM BLACK OPS 4

[bradney-deactivated20140403]

[melonmemes]

7th Grade in a nutshell

[onethyfox]

mark, ethan, and jack

AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, MARK IS NOT SHORT AND DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THOSE SHORT JOKES/INSULTS. THEY ALL CLEARLY BELONG TO ETHAN.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[therealjacksepticeye]

Mark’s wearing shoes that elevate him

[markiplier]

Nuh uh! As you can see all our shoulders are roughly the same height. It’s my fucknormous head that gives me the advantage!

[i-had-potential]

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

[rhysiare]

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

[monkeysaysficus]

I am in tears omg

[thehemoscrotum]

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

[elergythefox237]

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

[shadowthekitsunereturns-deactiv]

Omg the audio

[wackd-archive]

Finally reblogging with source. 

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Like, is interesting enough just watching it, but hearing him is the epitome of comedy

[asksomecoolkids]

This video makes me laugh harder every time it’s on my dash

[letsdreamforlifeposts]

[faythinthemusic]

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

[savordance-lifesupport]

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

[apoeticmindset]

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

[iwriteaboutfeminism]

Militarized police pointed their guns at an empty house for hours this afternoon, while community members talked down suspect who had run to nearby church. [part seven/]

Tuesday, April 21st.

The three hour police standoff in Ferguson this afternoon ended with a SWAT team finding the house to be empty. The man they were searching for, named Lorenzo, had escaped to a nearby church, where people there spoke with him and convinced him to turn himself over to the police. Lorenzo, who is schizophrenic, is currently receiving mental health attention.

Part Seven [final]

[sensei-aishitemasu]

I knew that shit sounded ridiculous.

[weallheartonedirection]

You’re goddamn right, guy on facebook

[ruinedchildhood]

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[memehumor]

f l o o d e d

[yourstrulys]

Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear? Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

[fear-is-nameless]

Hey Tumblr I got a secret for ya

[markiplier]

NO MY SECRETS

[buzzfeed]

23 Details In "Stranger Things 2" That Will Make You Say, "Well, That's Fucking Cool"

It's like pop-culture overload. And I love it.

Spoilers within!