expertly curated

// she // fem //

[thebootydiaries]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[c-bassmeow]

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

my daily routine

wake up (8 am)

cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)

listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)

punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)

sleep (8 pm)

[thebootydiaries]

My girl said she got an STD 🙅🏾‍♀️❌

I said FRICK that 😡💪🏾

We in this together 👫💕😳

That’s an stWE now 💋😍🙈

[72699]

3 words every girl wants to hear

club penguin membership

[mysterymeat6649127739816]

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

squad

[bopeep]

we dem b o y z

[booksfunquotes]

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)

[sapphic-positivity]

95% of books can be improved by adding a lesbian relationship thanks for coming to my TedTalk

[ohalice666-deactivated20170405]

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

[willow]

My bf: *looks at me in public* Me: stop it I’m shy

[weirdmageddon]

psychic: *reads my mind* my mind:

[mitski-miyawakis]

[mcmangos]

finally

[jecenifo]

we no longer have to Make Do

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

the fallen