[dulect]

me: expects my shit to get itself together on its own

[toastbutteregg]

[stockhlmsyndrome]

5:00: oh boy Chinese food

5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food

5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food

[me-lapislazuli]

[robotindisguise]

[pur3nonsense]

I think the cat wants something

[miiriya]

[mabeltanaka]

[horsegirlkj]

MILF

Money I’d Like to Find

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

[memes-r-memes]

[starlord-xciii-deactivated20190]

Me lately. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dailytwitterposts]

[oknope]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[onjahleekk]

I broke up with someone over this. WASH 👏🏾 YOUR 👏🏾 HANDS 👏🏾

[neckkiss]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain: