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“Steve…"
#tired of superheroing (req by anonymous)
The Avengers (2012) dir. Joss Whedon
I should be working on my finals but I can’t. I need to talk about this because the world is looking at us through Notre-Dame, and I need to use this. You want to talk about France? LET’S TALK.
We have been on the brink of civil war since November.
You can’t even begin to imagine what it’s like to live in France right now. Every Saturday, we protest for our rights, our civil, constitutional rights. Some may remember the student protests of last year (if not, here is a chronology of what happened: x, x, x, x). Since then, it’s gone downhill. In my university, the dean faces charges but is still in function, he hired a milicia with bulldogs who patrols the uni and separates any group of student they deem too big. They used to control our id before going in. The police violence is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
I’m terrified to go outside, but I still go to protests because we are being silenced, slowly, methodically, by the Macron government. I was hurt multiple times during protests, almost always in the face. I was gassed, I was hit by water canons. The police isn’t even caring about the non-protesters. I’ve seen them shoot gas grenades at toddlers, three-year-old choking on lacrymo. Two girls, gassed, and a little nine-year-old who had her arm broken running away.
A mother falling to the ground because a plastic-shrapnel grenade exploded next to her ankle and destroyed her foot. Most of my friends have PTSD, any sharp sound can send every single one of us into a panic attack. We can’t handle fireworks or firecrackers anymore.
The blood. I can’t make you understand how much blood is spilled during the protests. The number of times they scream MEDIC during protests makes me sick.
On record, there are currently three persons who were shot in the eye. One man had his hand ripped off. Multiple men and women got broken ribs from the flashballs. THEY EVEN SHOOT AT REPORTERS from the national television and freelancers, with water canons and flashballs. They’ve beaten minors unconscious, they’ve shot a flashball into someone’s mouth and it exploded his cheek, they’ve thrown a disabled man off his wheelchair.
During the protests, we break things. Of course we do. We break glass, mostly, because it’s the cheapest to repair and it’s what’s the most impacting visually, so it’s our compromise. They break us.
If you carry a camera into a protest, they’ll track you down and target you until either your camera is dead or you’re too beaten up to be able to film. I’ve been there. I never bring my camera anymore. And even then, I wouldn’t film anyway, because the police is on social media, and they look at every video, they identify people’s faces, and then people get in trouble. They block entire streets so you can’t escape them. They make ‘nests’ where they circle around protesters until they’re surrounded, then they throw a gas grenade in the middle and when people run away towards the edges, they catch everyone one by one and beat them bloody.
And the worst is the misinformation. The media have done such a good job at misrepresenting the protests that there is infighting inside my own family, inside most families, at work, at school, between people who think the government is doing its best to control the situation and the protesters are violent anarchists set to destroy the country, and the people who’ve actually been in protests, who’ve peacefully raised their hands up when asked and where shot in the ribs with a flashball in thanks. My own parents didn’t believe me until I came back from a protest with a split eyebrow and sprained wrist.
This is a short documentary a French newsreport/gamer youtuber made. If you speak French, it will give you another inside view. If not, you can just watch the images from March 18th, until now the most violent protest since November.
In Paris, now the army is in the street. They pulled back the anti-terrorism squads soldiers (about 7,000) and put them in the street, against us. They had orders to shoot after three warnings and they are armed to kill. THEY ARE ARMED WITH LETHAL WEAPONS. The last time the army was sent to control a protest was in 1948.
You want to talk about France? Talk about that. We are scared. We feel abandoned by the world. And guess what? If France falls, you’re all coming with us. Right now, it’s easy to forget that the same thing is happening in South-America and all over Middle-East, because Western media doesn’t like talking about anything that isn’t white and pretty. But if they managed to forget to talk about just how bad it is here, then it’s going to happen to you too. So the first step? Is to talk about it. Share this, share other news report. Talk about it with your friends, your families. Contact your local news, ask them why no one is talking about it. Go to social media, tweet people, ask questions. Hell, ask ME questions.
France is heading straight to civil war, and I’m terrified.
(Billy is getting Jonathan to help him plan a surprise for Steve, but Steve has come home early)
Billy:...You can't come in because...Jonathan's naked!
Steve: What?
Jonathan: What?
Billy: Well, I couldn't say I was naked because he's seen me naked!
Jonathan: Why does anyone have to be naked?!
Jamal: I don't care about your good wilL! I want my money!
Spooky: ...But I cooked for you.
Jamal: You made ceviche, okay? The juice does all the cooking!
Loki: I won’t sit here and be ridiculed, Stark. [stands up] I’m leaving! [picks up Peter and walks out]
Tony: HEY!
I KNEW IT ! I CALLED IT !!! LIFEGUARD BILLY 😍😍😍
omfg
How the fuck
and people say video games aren’t art
Captain Marvel: So then he was all ‘I told you- you’re never going to be able to control yourself until you can put me on the floor without using your powers’-
Captain America: So you turned them off and kicked his ass anyway?
Captain Marvel: No lol what the fuck I’m not a dumbass, I just shot him. Who the fuck would listen to a villain trying to do his best to win a fight?
Captain America, sweating, remembering the fight with Batroc in which he stowed away his shield and dropped his helmet bc Batroc Asked Him To: Hah lol ikr….. who’d do that…idiots…
Cap A: so you just decked him? No speech about honor? No risking your life for some unnecessary noble reason?
Cap M: nah just decked him straight to the ground
Bucky: thank god someone sane
Steve as Snowwhite, aesthetics
steve: man, i’m really proud of how you’ve grown as a person, billy. you’re a good guy.
billy: HA! i’ve only been doing that shit so you’d hang out with me and let me get close to you!
steve: so…you were nice to me and the kids so that…i’d be friends with you.
billy: YEAH, I TOTALLY PLAYED YOU.
steve: i mean…that’s what humans do. you’re just a regular good friend now.
billy: no…no i’m not.
steve: no, you’re like super cool. everybody likes you.
billy: but…in an evil way, right?
Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something
Just a few more. This is a big trend.
Things I learned from the comments
She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims
She took a vow a chastity
A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down
For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)
She was repeatedly raped.
The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)
She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake
In her holiday people make titty cupcakes
I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.
other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???
When is titty cupcake day?
Today!
I live for tony and steve ignoring each other the whole movie until a BIG, DRAMATIC moment happens, but fuck, what I would give for Steve to mumble “Tony” when Tony and Nebula step off of the ship, and for Tony to meet his gaze and in an instant you see all the anger and resentment melt away into sadness just for Tony to stumble and fall into Steve’s arms for a long, overdue embrace.
“Some people move on, but not us. Not us”
- the whole Marvel fandom after Avengers Endgame.
like what if the asgardian immune system works hard but the common cold works harder? one day his throat get scratchy and then he starts getting sniffly and a headache sets in and by the time bruce gets home he’s convinced he’s Dying
thor: this will be my last day on earth
bruce, shoving him under five blankets: I wish I could have more sympathy but I TOLD you to wash your hands and be careful with what you touch in public spaces & u didn’t
thor: I will never smell the sharp tang of sweat and blood in the midst of battle again, nor breathe in the delicate fragrance of summer flowers, or savor the taste of a hearty stew. oh how i undervalued the freedom of a clear nose. i swear, if i survive this–
bruce, about to give him a lethal dose of nyquil to shut him up for a few hours: