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let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

rainbowgaez

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

feralratbitesu

retrodynamics

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

escuerzoresucitado

snarling-through-our-smiles

boomer-mythology-destroyer

hbmmaster

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

hbmmaster

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

tsalala

“Riddhi emerges from the Summer Palace. Once used by the Maharajas and visiting Heads of State to relax in between tiger hunts, now this is rightfully the tiger's domain.”

Riddhi after the birth of her cubs in 2023 Taken in Ranthambhore National Park, India Photographed by Tiger With Bobby

killrockstar

should i download a dating app or get a gun and shoot myself. i wonder.

ritualday

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

fairycosmos

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

recurring-polynya

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.