[afloweroutofstone]

Waking around DC with my Tumblr-branded t-shirt and hat and multiple men in formal business suits have stopped me to compliment my shoelaces. One even sucked my dick

[beaft]

nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes

[carrionkid]

[funnytwittertweets]

[rogueninja]

maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you'll feel better

[obamaphoner]

ptah! ptah!! hair in my mouf

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

[maxkillertart]

They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again

[colemckenzies]

if you think about it there's no real reason for smith to be a more common surname than another standard job like cook. except that smiths fucked more. all those smiths in their forges with their big muscular arms all covered in sweat. i bet the medieval women were gagging for it.

[iguanamouth]

pov: you are a guest at my wedding

[iguanamouth]

would you cover the mona lisas smile

[onlytwitterpics]

[dippyface]

[420masterrace]

[corporationkills]

crazy frog is just normal frog to the joker

[inkedintothepaper]

The joker is just some guy to crazy frog

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[emergentpattern]

[superstuporsblog-deactivated202]

[catchymemes]

[librius]

[yakubgodgave]

London Violinist Dagmar Turner undergoes brain surgery while playing her violin to ensure she can still play the instrument