Hey There Boys, Its Me, Ya Demon

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[inkedintothepaper]

“I can fix him” I don’t even need to. My issues are cancelling his out like pemdas.

[bearloonz]

spurred on by an ask i got that i will definitely get to : ms piggy and kermit are two characters i genuinely think could be done as either yaoi or yuri if you think of it hard enough. This is because there is a beautiful world where Kermit is a butch lesbian with his beautiful femme wife. And there is another world where Ms Piggy is a drag queen with her beautiful otter husband. Or they could be bisexual and t4t. I think they could do it all.

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[inkedintothepaper]

Maybe we could all stop the misery olympics and just support each other to the best of our abilities

[spades-of-ace--arts]

so i've recently gotten into project hail mary and saw people making some fucked up eridians, and in the dead of night the muses had struck me with some form of divine inspiration.

behold my beautiful and fucked up child; Wet Floor.

[whitenessgreynessdarkness]

@pineappical

[gumi-megpoidd]

that video of that dude in some video game who aggros a buncha tall white figures and then runs into a maze while fearfully singing california girls is so fucking good. i love it

[gumi-megpoidd]

i found it. hes so scared

[technovillain]

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

[orcboxer]

• Keyboard with a working N key

[sceptixfakemon]

taste my steel you stupid citrus

[akiragatr]

Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

[gefdreamsofthesea]

I just thought this thread on character creation in RPGs was neat.

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

:) every pokemon is someone's favorite

[what-even-is-thiss]

My computer just randomly stopped running Bluetooth and even digging into the internal files and forcing it to run the software isn’t working for some reason.

[amorphousmassofflesh]

My child just randomly stopped eating, and even hitting them and yelling at them to eat isn't working for some reason.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know I’ve cycled through like ten different snarky comments I could make in reply to this but frankly this comment (even if it’s some kind of joke) is so out of the ballpark from what I’m talking about that I fear your fundamental understanding of what im referring to isn’t even in the same zip code as the reality of the actual situation and I don’t know how to properly be funny in response to this because I’m so genuinely baffled.

[kde-plasma-official]

have u tried killing and birthing your kid again?

[romcommunist]

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

[fried-berries]

[dent-de-l1on]

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

[shieldfoss]

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

[a-book-of-creatures]

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

[echey]

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

[lesbiankiliel]

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

[kocourmokroocko]

jméno "Tomáš" je vtipný. to máš co?? to máš celkem blbý vole???

[not-translating-posts-to-czech]

řekla "Odcházám" a odešla. mohla říct cokoliv?

[whatchuthinking]

el nombre "Ivan" es muy chistoso, o sea, ¿y a donde van???

[catchymemes]

Water biscuits

[piper-124]

Kinda loving how Adrian turned into the fandoms collective oc at this point. Like we dont know anything about them except that Rocky thinks they're beautiful and they built the biodome. but yes they're massive and green and supper smart. Obviously.

[crabussy]

we all love dynamics that remind us of the moon and the sun but I am baffled by the lack of love for dynamics that are reminiscent of the moon and the EARTH.

[crabussy]

I am so full of life but you are the reason my tides have a rhythm. you are the reason my oceans are brimming with life. you are the reason I can see the light in myself even when it all seems dark and you are the reason my orbit is stable and my seasons make sense. do you see it

[fulgrims-big-naturals]

Moon has scars from meteors that would’ve otherwise hit us

[crabussy]

AOAOIUUHHH. NOBODY TALK TO ME

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]