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[92-n]

Turn on: eye contact in a crowded place.

[lesbianshepard]

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

[keepclose]

[cinemasavage]

[linda-belcher]

[shadio]

she gets it

[imjacksfilmclub]

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

dir. Wes Anderson

She was known for her extreme secrecy.

[dwelldreamer]

I never understood why a girl is always suppose to be that ride or die chick that stays with a man and helps him build and become the man she deserves but a guy is never told to stay with a woman while she finds herself. A guy will always look for that perfect woman but we are suppose to settle for a building project?! Fuck that.

[rilzself]

I so wholeheartedly love the generation of women coming up in this world. The realization that you are all stars of your own story and not a supporting actress in a mans is so important.

[uncntrl]

just blocked like 30 porn blogs can u guys stop… like wtf u trying to jack off to… my sadness?

[nick-avallone]

all I want in life is $10,000,000 and to leave people happier than I find them

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[apolohgy]

*starts caring less and chilling out more*

[helterstupid-deactivated2016052]

Pick one

[boredbarbara-deactivated2019073]

wanna take naps naked with you

[ruinedchildhood]

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[mytholgy]

I want to go on a roadtrip. I want to sleep in crappy motels. I want to sing along to happy songs while driving. I want to watch the sun rise in a different city every morning. I want to take pictures of new places. I just want to go.

[finehoney]

[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[thehotgirlproject]

The mom friend override

[president-coriolanus-snow]

omg this is so me