the real rapunzel fitzherbert (real)

✨ maria | 31 | she/they | aroace ✨ i do not know what kind of content i am here for anymore but i am still here. yes im an artist. no i dont draw. yes we exist

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

[justin mcelroy voice] hey siri change home TO.......baskin robbins 🤔🍦

helo everyone i am now 31 flavors old which means its time for the annual Big Post i hope u enjoy whatever any of this is that ive been doing on this blue website for roughly half of my life

id:

A digital drawing of Maria's "Meet the Artist" for 2026. Drawing shows Maria, a mixed white Latine genderfluid person with a brunette buzzcut sitting cross legged over a scrapbook page spread. Maria is wearing short denim overalls with a Garfield pin on the front, a yellow top, a purple crocheted cardigan made of granny squares with yellow suns, glasses, and a green baseball cap with the rock from Over the Garden Wall on the front.

Text across the page:

"Meet the Artist" in a magazine cutout style

"Maria" in bracelet letter beads

"31" in a magazine cutout of the Baskin Robbins logo

"she/they" written on washi tape

on post it notes:

"likes: garfield, musical theatre, video essays"

"dislikes: gen AI, mint, the sanrio poll's big challenges erasure"

Behind Maria are stickers of the asexual, aromantic, disability, and genderfluid flag. Around them are pieces of lined paper torn up with drawings of Maria's tattoos: the sun symbol from Tangled, the "despite everything, it's still you" text box from Undertale, and the frog from over the garden wall in a teapot.

Also shown are CD covers of Nothing's About to Happen to Me by Mitski, Life on Earth by Hurray for the Riff Raff, the Chess 2025 cast recording, and Dave Malloy's Octet cast recording. In the bottom left corner is a film strip with the Dan & Phil, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dropout, and Fruits Basket logos. There are stickers of Maria's yellow iPad with Procreate open and a lilac purple KN95 mask.

In the background is a blurred Garfield comic strip, a peeled bit of paint off a palette taped on with animal crossing washi tape, pieces of yarn taped onto the page, and circus animal cookie washi tape with Maria's socials: @maria.therese.art on instagram and mariathereseart on Etsy and Bluesky.

[greyhoundone]

[greenslime69]

[solitairians]

sunnydale dashboard simulator

☀️carriebradshawunderstander Follow hey I think I just saw a giant lizard thing take a bite out of a guy's head. what's up with that

🏹theslayer Follow don't worry about it kitten

☀️carriebradshawunderstander Follow okay ❤️ yay ❤️

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🫶breakingdawn not to be insensitive but some of the people who come to my sister (the slayer) for help are so funny. "you need to stop her I saw her at the demon cult ritual!!!" girl... what were YOU doing at the demon cult ritual 👀

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🌌blinking182times I moved to sunnydale for college and tbh I still really don't get why everyone is soooo into LARPing here... no matter where you go you constantly hear people talking about vampires n shit and if you refuse to go along with it they look at you like YOURE the crazy one 😭

🐈‍⬛annericeroutine Follow op i hate to break it to you but we're not larping the vampires and demons are very much real

🌌blinking182times sure whatever man

#this is what I'm talking about like??? 💀💀💀

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🏆most-fuckable-demon-tournament

ROUND 7 - Lei-ach vs Ethros

Lei-ach

Ethros

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

🍄mschanandlerbong Follow Please delete this blog. This entire tournament is so offensive, many of us have lost loved ones to demon attacks, including my sister who died at the hands of a Lei-ach. I know you're just joking around but please don't try to "fuck" a demon. You can't. THEY WILL KILL YOU.

🏆most-fuckable-demon-tournament okay well rip to your sister but i'm different

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🦇armandapologist Follow human blood tastes so good when you don't have a slayer in your ear bitching about how drinking it is evil

🏹theslayer Follow 🙄

🦇armandapologist Follow

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💸imanya-andimnotademon2001 woahhh me and giles just got jumped by a bunch of vampires. I got away but they're beating his ass rn :(

#anya talks #his legs are old and because of that he can't run very fast #sad!! :(

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🪽angelinvestigationsofficial

No one's. I'm celibate. Who told you this

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💫pulpfanfiction Follow the british guy showing me some magic book: it's funny, I was a teenager when this book was published... but looking at it you'd think it's ancient! haha...

me: I think I hauve been cursed

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🔮willow Follow hi sunnydale citizens, i'm really glad everyone is showing their pride but please remove any banners saying "everyone is welcome" from your house, vampires WILL be able to come in!

☠️xxx-spike-xxx Follow sounds to me like you're just homophobic... keep them up everyone.

🔮willow Follow i'm literally gay?

☠️xxx-spike-xxx Follow notice how she's not denying it. SHAME ON YOU

[slayerbuffy]

I've gone. Not one for goodbyes, I thought it best to slip out quietly. Love to you all, Giles.

Rest in peace, Anthony Stewart Head (1954 – 2026)

[buffygifs]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 3.02 | 6.04

Giles moves to get the sugar - stops when he hears BUFFY'S LAUGHTER ring above the other voices. Hidden from the others by a cabinet, they do not see Giles' mask fall for a moment. He fights tears, his relief is palpable. — "Dead Man's Party" script, written by Marti Noxon

bonus:

[werewolf-transgenderism]

rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

i was already gonna wear my giles shirt today man i am so sad. this rots

[gwemrys]

Anthony Head: Buffy and Ted Lasso actor dies at 72

The 72-year-old British actor also had roles in shows including Merlin and Little Britain.

Oh….

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[yesornopolls]

Is 25+ Celcius considered hot where you live? (It is in my country, especially since it is always super humid)

Is 25+ Celcius considered hot where you live?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 3

[yesornopolls]

Is 25+ Celcius considered hot where you live? (It is in my country, especially since it is always super humid)

Is 25+ Celcius considered hot where you live?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 3

[yesornopolls]

Can you tell when you’re about to have your period, without a calendar/reminder?

Can you tell when you’re about to have your period, without a calendar/reminder?

Yes

No

See results

Voting ended onMay 23

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

helloooooo do u want some pride calicos!!

these lil guys are available in my shop rn as pins or magnets, i also do customs if you don't see your flag here!!

50% of profits for these will be donated to equality florida, the rest will be supporting a queer disabled artist (me) havin a really tough time rn with medical bills and hour cuts at work who would really like to pay their rent in june.

you can also support me on my ko-fi, i have a couple pay what you want printable zines on there

i am also taking digital art commissions! i got normie ones and little cats in outfits

thank you sm for ur time i hope u have a lovely day

id:

clay pins of calico cat heads in various pride flag colors laid out on a pink background. in order: the rainbow progress pride flag, lesbian, gay/mlm, bisexual, transgender, nonbinary, genderfluid, intersex, genderqueer, pansexual, asexual, aromantic, aroace, grey ace, grey aro, and sapphic

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

hellooooo catsona commissions are open!! | here is my form

do u want me to draw u as a little cat with an outfit on?? or a loved one? or your oc?? or your real cat?? the possibilities are endless!!!

just kidding theyre not fully endless

will not draw: backgrounds, nsfw, any other animals (i can only draw cats sorryyyyy)

i will ask for half payment upfront and the rest when it's finished!

i accept venmo, paypal, and zelle

please send references for the outfits! a specific fit or a general style is fine

thank youuuuu meow meow meow

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

oh and these are also back hello!!!!!

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

hellooooo i just moved to a new state for Accessibility and i'm waiting to start my new job and i have movers to pay soon so i am here with commissions!!!

commission request form right here babeyyy

details:

+1/2 price for each additional character

will not draw: nsfw, heavy armor, animals/non-humanoid characters, complicated backgrounds

i will ask for half payment when you are next in my queue and the rest when the piece is finished!

i currently take venmo, paypal, and zelle, but we can discuss other forms if needed

taking a few slots at a time, if you miss this round keep an eye out!

if you have any technical difficulties with the form or any other questions feel free to message me!!

thank youuuu

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

old post but hey gang these are open again!!! hour cuts at work have been brutal recently and medical bills are starting to pile up so truly anything helps. pride calicos are also back on my etsy which i will be making a new post abt later but !! they are there !!