Rachel J. Smith

Rick and Morty RP blog

[rachel-j-smith]

Hello,can I ask u something?

Tumblr doesn't notify me, nor does it tell me when messages were sent...grrrrrr!!! What's your question~? ♥

[rachel-j-smith]

Little Rachel!  She kind of had a depressing childhood (worse than mine, hence her attempt to escape her reality), but...I hope the pic is pretty..?

[rachel-j-smith]

I entered the recent Rick and Morty art contest; this (minus the background and dust) is one of my entries. [Dec 2019]

https://hottopic.votigo.com/fbcontests/profiletab/RickandMortyDesignContest/3288800

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You’ll regret it, Rick.

(I hope Evil Morty steals the Cool-sunglasses Morty…)

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[rachel-j-smith]

Dude, that was so powerful....hooolyyy shit. ;-;

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[rachel-j-smith]

My...my heart......💙

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Small psa: Generational divides are fake, people can’t be sorted neatly into millennials, gen z, babyboomer, etc. Age is a gradient and people are individuals. Young kids are gonna do dumb stuff because they’re kids and the world is so fucking hard for little social mammal creatures with overgrown brains to figure out. Older little social mammal creatures are going to get disoriented and nervous as the way things worked when they were young are no longer the way things work. Everyone has been the former, everyone will be the latter. Be kind to each other.

Don’t eat detergent.

[rachel-j-smith]

Truer words.

[rachel-j-smith]

So I finally started watching Stranger Things! \o/

It's p good. I like it. x3

Go watch it.

[salsastronk]

When the author deletes your favorite fanfic:

[rachel-j-smith]

No, wait, noooo.....! o/

[teaboot]

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

[shakespork]

this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist

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i’m cRYING

[rachel-j-smith]

Oh my god, this is so precious!! x3 Thank you, Alien-san!! 💝

[rachel-j-smith]

So I’m super sick…

Or I was; I guess I’m getting better…? Someone brought a lovely chest cold into this house. :‘3 *eyetwitch*

I usually get head colds if I’m sick, and I don’t get sick that often. 2017 has been the year of the Plague, for me, however. I dubbed it that when I got the stomach flu right after New Years. I never puke, so you can bet I was pretty freaked out lol..

This chest cold is srsly the most disgusting thing ever, and I hope I NEVER catch one again………T^T

I do not wish this upon my worst enemies. Well, maybe *some* enemies…but you didn’t hear it from me!!

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All this rambling just to say SORRY I HAVEN’T BEEN POSTING!!!! I know I’m a still a young blog, but I want to do better and draw things that people enjoy!! x3

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and may 2018 NOT SUCK!!!!! 🎉

[rachel-j-smith]

Update: definitely NOT getting better....

Developed new symptoms the very night that 2018 began. Body aches, deep chest pain/difficulty breathing, yellow mucous consistently coming out of lungs, chills, stiffness, malaise, exhaustion, dizziness, fever.....

Someone make it go away, please!!! T^T

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Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better. how about no

Tagged by @pyrobraixen Thanks for the tag aaaa (/w\  )

Relationship Status: Taken~ you know who you are :^)​

Favorite Color: Blue

Lipstick or Chapstick: Chapstick

Three Favorite Foods: Cheesecake you offer me these I’ll immediately marry you, Mochi and Bubbletea does this count as food??

Last Song I listened to: Heavy - Linkin Park

Top three shows: Noragami, Blue Exorcist and Beyond the Boundary don’t judge me I just love anime

Top Three bands: Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy and uhhh I think that’s all??

Books I’m currently Reading: 門主很忙 (aka Master is busy). It’s kinda hard to find information about this book but the story is so good aaa for the curious ones you can find more about it looking for their official page in FB >> Gaeabooks qvq

Tagging: @muddstuff I already know you but still lmao, @julietasaurus-rex, @ask-the-fire-zangoose, @fox-and-the-hound and all these who wants to do this :Dc

[rachel-j-smith]

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better. (idk lol…maybe)

Tagged by: nobody :’D

Relationship Status: taken and poly! x3 💕 (very cautious and picky, tho; safety first!!)

Favorite Color: blue, sometimes green, sometimes purple, sometimes red 💙💚💜❤️

Lipstick or Chapstick: DEFINITELY chapstick; lipstick just feels SUPER gross on my lips…

Three Favorite Foods: alfredo with angel hair pasta + maybe chicken maybe broccoli, sakedon/salmon nigiri 🍣, & tortilla soup with so.much.cheese.

Last Song I listened to: uhhhhhhhhh…..lemme see….the opening for CLANNAD After Story, I think (it’s fucking GORGEOUS!!!!)

Top three shows: Rick and Morty (I am the most utter trash for Rick Sanchez, I love him so much), Gravity Falls (because duh, right? MYSTERY TWINS!!!), Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

Top Three bands: Slipknot, System of a Down, 21 Pilots, Guns & Roses, the Righteous Brothers, Celtic Woman, The Weeknd, Daft Punk, Pendulum, Nightwish, Evanescence, Linkin Park…..I could go on for days. Bonus Round: fave singers are Okui Masami, Hayashibara Megumi, Hamasaki Ayumi, Utada Hikaru, Wakeshima Kanon, Adele, Ed Sheeran, Elvis Presley, Shakira, Selena Quintanilla-Pérez, Ishtar Alabina, and SO MANY OTHERS..!

Books I’m currently Reading: Gakkou Gurashi (I love both the manga and the anime so much! x3), Shingeki no Kyojin, Byakko Hen/Senki, Cardcaptor Sakura (clear cards arc), probably other things I’m not thinking about rn (yes, I am aware that all of those are manga and not pure novels)

Tagging: @phenominalcosmicpowers @fuckingspectacular

Edit: WTF!!!! It didn't save ANY of my edits even though I hit 'save' in draft!!!!! Dx. I'll fuck with it later..........>____>

[rachel-j-smith]

So I'm super sick...

Or I was; I guess I'm getting better...? Someone brought a lovely chest cold into this house. :'3 *eyetwitch*

I usually get head colds if I'm sick, and I don't get sick that often. 2017 has been the year of the Plague, for me, however. I dubbed it that when I got the stomach flu right after New Years. I never puke, so you can bet I was pretty freaked out lol..

This chest cold is srsly the most disgusting thing ever, and I hope I NEVER catch one again.........T^T

I do not wish this upon my worst enemies. Well, maybe *some* enemies...but you didn't hear it from me!!

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All this rambling just to say SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING!!!! I know I'm a still a young blog, but I want to do better and draw things that people enjoy!! x3

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and may 2018 NOT SUCK!!!!! 🎉

[galaxysketches]

idk i needed a laugh

[rachel-j-smith]

*DIES* someone combined my birdmom and birdgrandpa.....I love them both so much x'DD

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The world we live in is so crazy that the Pentagon declassified an actual video of an actual UFO and it isn’t even front page news. this is some @sixpenceee shit

[rachel-j-smith]

WHADDUP MY GLIP GLOPS!!! 💚

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ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS AS FATHERS

ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS UP AT 3AM BOTTLE FEEDING THE BABY

ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS FALLING ASLEEP WITH THE BABY IN THEIR ARMS BECAUSE NEITHER HAVE SLEPT ALL NIGHT

ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS MAKING FACES AT THEIR BABY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH

ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS GIVING PIGGYBACK RIDES

ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS AS FATHERS

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Theron !

[rachel-j-smith]

YES!!!!! O^O

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@made-of-madness

[made-of-madness]

@dragons-song oh my god i never even realized this XD that’s so funny