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New Coraline design drop

maybe im just aro but genuinely im bonkers for yonkers over every single choice elementary makes re: joan and sherlock's partnership... "you're hot, he's hot, you'd make a great couple" "you'd be surprised how often we don't hear that" what other show could ever commit to not only NOT doing a Will They Won't They dynamic for cheap audience bait, but ALSO creating over 7 seasons a thoughtful, deep, loving and completely platonic partnership?? one that includes negotiations re: romantic relationships, planned permanent cohabitation, the possiblity of CO-PARENTING.... literally im slain. what the fuck

janitorjuliann

this post was prompted by marcus telling joan "i don't know about you and your partner, but when i get home from work, tie and shoes come off right away"

later same ep a woman says about her bulldogs, "they're my babies. i know saying that makes me weird" and joan replies "my partner puts wool cosies on our tortoise, you're not even close"

IT RLY RLY IS, JUST ABOUT, THE CASUAL DOMESTICITY AND THE ACCEPTANCE OF IT BY EVERYONE AROUND THEM,

lovemedifferentmp3

I love air conditioning so much. Give it up for air conditioning everybody

minecraft

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

shodaisatellite

gallusrostromegalus

*only Kanji SO FAR

retrogamingblog2

Pokemon and the real creatures that inspired their design

Poliwag – Translucent Tadpole

Shellos – Chromodoris Lochi

Caterpie – Eastern Tiger Swallowtail Caterpillar

Ursaring – Sun Bear

Parasect – Cordyceps Fungus

Sandslash – Pangolin

Goomy – Ceratosoma Amoenum

Victreebel – Pitcher Plant

Drowzee – Tapir

Mudkip – Axolotl

pussiesaregod

once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see

inthesensethat

cloverandcrossbones

I'm case no one has ever spelled it out to you, person reading this post, "cook for 30-40 minutes" means "Check on it after 30 minutes, if your oven runs hot it might already be done. If it's not done put it back and check again in 5 minutes. Don't exceed 40 minutes or it will probably burn in even the slowest oven.

This is the pattern you should follow if you have never made this specific recipe in this specific oven before. After you've made it, mark down on your recipe how long it took in your oven (or what time it burned so you know to check sooner next time) .

iamnotlanuk

I don't think it should be legal for Disney to own the Muppets like Kermit is just a guy you can't own a guy

todaysbird

who doesn’t get excited about seeing a good snail

chthonicillness

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

crossroadsbishounen

please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris

coolhotdad

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

youstoodmeupforayardsale-mo-blog

this passed the bechdel test

bumblebeebats

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

bumblebeebats

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage