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Did you ever successfully define 'getting googy'?
I SUCCESSFULLY DEFINE GETTING GOOGY EVERY DAY.
Two American pop culture luminaries meeting for the first time: Ira Glass and Vacation Jason #TCGS (at NEP Studios)
Kumail Nanjiani is on the show tomorrow, and we ask you for your five word life story! Don’t miss it tomorrow at 10/9c on Fusion!Â
OOOOOH SHIT THERE’S A GOOGY SMILE AND HEAD TURN SOMEWHERE IN THIS VIDEO
WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS. A POEM BY VACATION JASON
Whatever Happens, Happens.
The philosophy of episode 8.
8. If you turn 8 sideways it means infinity.
Infinite like our chaotic universe.
This universe, we zoom in to see our galaxy, planet, continent, country, state, city, neighborhood, block, building, basement, studio. A chaotic universe within the chaotic universe.
We zoom in further. Episode 8. We see a man proclaim that tonight chaos reigns supreme. Whatever happens, happens.
Is this chaos? In a show where chaos is the engine, how would we know? What is the chaotic version of chaos? Chaos squared. Square. Chris Gethard is a square. When he goes on vacation he puts sunblock on his pocket protector.
Chaos. Some say the ocean is chaotic. You look at a fish, it swims through the seaweed, oh wait that’s not seaweed, that’s an octopus in disguise. Octopus. 8 tentacles. 8 episodes.
The tentacles wrap around the fish and devour it. The fish panics. It experiences personal chaos. The octopus is calm, cool, collected. 5000 miles away vacation jason swims in the ocean and sees a turtle. Neither the turtle or Vacation Jason are aware of the chaos the fish is experiencing at the hands of the octopus. Vacation Jason and the turtle are on vacation.
You zoom out. Look at the whole ocean as one unit. One universe. One show. The ecosystem expands and contracts, it moves and it flows. The chris gethard show expands and contracts. It changes from year to year. Episode to episode. It starts on a stage. It expands to the internet. It expands to television. It contracts as it connects personally with a viewer.
I AM LIKE A DOG. A Poem by Vacation Jason
I am like a dog.
I’m walking around. I’m on the beach. I just caught a frisbee.
Here, take it. I’ll run and catch it again, how do you like that?
Oh, you threw it farther? Look at me. I still caught it because I can run fast.
I am like a dog.
I’ll run up a hill and run back down without even looking at what was on top of the hill.
A lot of times I don’t care what the top of the hill looks like.
I care that I am running. I exist and thrive in the present moment.
I am like a dog.
I like to yell. I yell a lot. That is one of the number one things everybody knows about me.
I’ll yell if I see something I like. I’ll yell if I see something I don’t like.
Or if I think I hear a noise, or if I actually do hear something.
Sometimes I’m yelling not as a form of self expression, but just to feel the sound waves bouncing off of my surroundings to calibrate my location.
This is called sonar.
I am like a dog.
People want to pet my brightly colored fur.
Will I let you? It all depends on if I like you and if want you to touch me at that time and place. It’s hard to know how exactly I feel on the subject.
Unless you can read my mind, which you can not.
I am like a dog.
My shit smells like SHIT.
One day you might see me smelling my shit. You might think: Vacation Jason is like a dog.
He likes to smell his shit. Wrong.
I’m not doing it for pleasure. I’m curious. When I smell my shit, I’m learning about my body.
You can learn a lot about yourself by smelling your shit.
You may not like what you learn though.
I am like a dog.
I don’t need to do skateboard tricks. It’s just fun to see me on a skateboard in the first place! Look at me go! I’m on a skateboard! Hahaha!
Damn. I’ve seen a lot of people ride skateboards, but the way he rides, that made my day.
I am like a dog.
I’m not working like a dog though!
I don’t work at all. I’m Vacation Jason. I wear Sunglasses and Hawaiian shirts on the beach.
Like Spuds MacKenzie. A dog that goes on Vacation.
FULL EPISODE: WE’LL SLEEP WHEN WE’RE CANCELLED! w/ Seth Meyers and Musical Guest Screaming Females!
Seth Meyers joins us this week as our cast attempts to put on a talk show after 36 hours of no sleep. This is a very surreal one, but also really heartfelt. Easily our favorite so far!Â
OOOOOOOPS
OFFICIAL VACATION JASON
IT’S ME. VACATION JASON. THE WORLD’S NUMBER 1 VACATION EXPERT.
I CHANGED THE URL TO MY TUMBLR TO OFFICIALVACATIONJASONÂ BECAUSE I AM THE OFFICIAL VACATION JASON.
THAT DOES NOT MEAN I WORK IN AN OFFICE THOUGH.
I think we should give a break to taking a break.
Every fuck’n day, I see a news story attacking somebody for taking a vacation.
The President gets it a lot. Now the Mayor of NYC. CEOs. Celebrities. Basically anybody in the public eye is attacked and/or mocked for going on vacation.
And I know...
Vacation Jason demonstrates a call of… something.
CREATURES OF THE WILDERNESS...HEAR ME
Straight up:
This document heretoforth notifies all parties that #1 Vacation Expert Vacation Jason can make appearances on the Chris Gethard Show as often as he fucking wants to. Googy googy googy, Coconut Berry Lemon Tree. Gethard is a hillbilly. Pao Pao PAOOOOOOO. Yes. Oh yes.
Signed, Vacation Jason and Chris Gethard
This is the extremely legitimate contract I tricked Gethard into signing, guaranteeing my legacy on TCGS. The contract was seen in this clip during TCGS episode #78, and was lost until earlier today when the tropical breeze blew my pile of untouched legal paperwork onto my kitchen counter.
One time I ate so much world class Hawaiian seafood I had to lay down.
Beautiful perfect beach sand in my bathing suit area.
Sunset had too much blue in it when it's supposed to be all orange and shit.
Fruit had a bug crawling on it because I dropped it in the ground.
Hammock got old and I had to buy a new one.
TURTLE BABY CRAWLED OUT OF THE SAND AND DIDN'T TELL ME.
Macadamia isn't hard to spell anymore but it used to be like "yo chill"
Dune buggy not as fuel efficient as new 2015 dune buggy model.
The shell I yell into is not a real phone.
I was on a BENCH listening to RAP on my headphones and lip synching all the words and nobody noticed my accuracy and passion.
They won't let me walk into the movies for free.
Surfer dudes want bracelets in exchange for surfing lessons and I'm like MAN I CAN ONLY MAKE SO MANY IN A DAY
Hula Girls play mindgames.
You have to hold your breath when you go swimming.
When people recognize me they buy me souvenir coconut monkeys like I don't already have a million.
I TOUCHED FIRE.
Dolphin Man doesn't remember his roots. (He used to be a man but got reconstructive surgery and now he goes by Dolphin Man. He lives in the water 24/7 and only speaks to dolphins now. He was on my beach volleyball team and we really could have used his impeccable serve this season. He's happy but at a pretty drastic cost to pretty much every aspect of his daily life. Whatever I can't hate.)
I see a lot of boats with funny names and I'm like "I wish I thought of that."
The getaway enthusiast. Comedian. Rapper. Fruit lover. Co-host on a podcast? Riley Soloner is in the guest seat this week to discuss all things Vacation Jason! Joined by Griffin and Mr. David Sims (The Atlantic Wire, The A.V. Club), the gang looks back at the first invention of the breakout TCGS character and the influences that all culminated into the now infamous Austin 2011 performance. Stay tuned this Thursday for Part II and find out who won Haunted March Madness! (Note: Shoes are not recommended while listening.)
You have a decision. Do you listen to the story of a champion, or do you decide that's just too real?
64 tweeters enter, 1 wins it all.
Voting is now open
VOTE FOR VACATION JASON MOTHERFUKAAAAA
Uh. It seems a TCGS game is in the works?
YES! AMAZING!
I EXPLODE INTO PINEAPPLES WHEN I DIE!