Zemo

✦ Asks and occasional RP ✦ ⌞On Parole⌝ ⌞Baron⌝ ▄︻══━一

[officialzemo]

Hello, I am Helmut Zemo, the last surviving Baron of Sokovia.

Yes, I understand that people may hate me. However, I had valid reasons for my actions, and I regret causing harm to innocent individuals and victims in the process. I have served my sentence, and I have been granted parole by President Barnes.

I absolutely detest any form of drama. If I encounter it on my dashboard, I’ll block the user immediately. In the grand scheme of things, I’ve wasted too much time on such nonsense and do not have the patience for it anymore. I’m more than willing to listen to your troubles, but please refrain from dragging drama into my life or the lives of others.

I will not tolerate hate speech, transphobia, homophobia, racism, NSFW content, and the like. If I encounter such content, I will block freely because I lack the energy and time to engage with such content.

Current Parole Officer: @official-buckybarnes

Handler of @officialwinterssoldier

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Claimed Anons: 🦈🪩♠️🕯️

[officialzemo]

Did that snake fellow ever fix your ceiling?

No I don’t believe so.

[officialzemo]

Hello Helmet, thanks for the Turkish delight, it was, as the name suggests, delightful.

-♠

I am delighted to hear that you enjoyed it.

[officialzemo]

You seem familiar. Did you used to go to Masquerades?

- 🕯

I used to attend many masquerades of various kinds. You have most likely seen me once or twice.

[officialzemo]

Hail Hydra

Not amusing.

[officialzemo]

Sir sir!🎤 Helmut Zemo, have you ever thought about running for president or something?📹

I do not believe I would make a good president.

[officialzemo]

Sooooooo….

I’m bored, what do you do for fun?! Is it also boring?

-🪩

I enjoy reading in my spare time.

[officialzemo]

Yo, um.. I think I accidentally dropped my magical glowing space cube thing in here when l, like, accidentally fell through your ceiling..

*standing in a pile of rubble on the floor*

- 🐍

Well that is unfortunate. You are welcome to look for your magical space cube but please do fix my ceiling.

[officialzemo]

Do you want some Turkish delight, Baron? 👁️ 👁️

If you have some to offer then yes.

[officialzemo]

Hello Helmut,

May I have a Turkish delight?

♠️

Of course you may have one.

[officialzemo]

Hello darling, how have you been?

-♠

I have been alright. How are you?

[officialzemo]

Hiiiii!!!!! I’m your new best friend! Call me Bats! Pleasure to meet you! Say, does age come with wisdom? You must be crazy wise than! Haha!

-🪩

Hello there bats. I suppose age comes with wisdom.

[officialzemo]

👋🏼

Hello there.

[officialzemo]

my (future, soon-to-be hopefully) girlfriend loves you! in a very neurodivergent way.

-lukaaas

I am happy I make her happy. I hope you have been able to successfully court her.

[officialzemo]

*steals a Turkish delight and hums non-threateningly.*

- @pineneedle-barnes

And who are you dear?

[pineneedle-barnes]

Liam Barnes. Ex HYDRA. Thought I’d stop in for a snack.

[officialzemo]

Ah. Then help yourself. You may have as many as you wish

[officialzemo]

Haiii

Hello there

[officialzemo]

*steals a Turkish delight and hums non-threateningly.*

- @pineneedle-barnes

And who are you dear?