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It is almost time for Gloomadness 2026!

Starting March, this blog will be holding a gloomverse-themed bracket competition! So far, we have crowned various characters for different silly things, like:

Wettest and Poorest Little Meow Meow: Cakegirl!

Who would win in a physical fight: Clermont!

Most likely to spread chaos in Inverse: the Lemon Kids!

Favorite character: Amadeus!

Right now, let's decide the theme of the bracket! Here's a first poll with all the propositions I got from the previous years:

Gloomadness 2026's theme should be:

Best Chapter 📖

Best Quote 💬

Best Magic 🪄🎩

Best Location 🏖️

Best Outfit 🎀

Who would be the best singer 🎙️

Which character could break the 4th wall 🧱

Most Likely to be a Furry 😸

Coziest Cuddles 🧸

Voting ended onFeb 15

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Best quote you say? 👀

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Gloomverse Artfight 2025 is here!

Hello everyone! Our discord fan server is once again organizing an artfight themed around gloomverse. This year, it's ⚡Team Static VS Team Dynamo🧲! aka Virga VS Clermont! It's time to decide once and for all who is the strongest giant woman of gloomverse ;)

The event will last around 3 weeks, starting Thursday July 24th and ending on Sunday August 17th 2025.

Here are the main rules:

Be a member of the discord server, and above 13 yo (link: https://discord.gg/HQAPKfD )

Join before the start of the event (that's July 24th!)

Participate at least once!

Any kind of fanwork is welcomed, including fanfiction!

Communicate your preferences for attacks!

You can attack people with art of OC or with art of canon characters from Gloomverse, The Vulture, or other CQ works, if someone has requested them!

If you have any questions, feel free to ask or dm me!

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FINALE PART 1: Wallis VS Cakegirl

Who is the wettest and poorest little meow meow?

Wallis

Cakegirl

Voting ended onApr 19, 2025

/!\ For fairness purpose, there will be 3 polls of 1vs1 for the finale so that no concurrent steal votes from another. Check the reblogs for the rest of the polls /!\

Propaganda:

Wallis got that moral ambiguity. He’s a dick on purpose even if overall well meaning. He sorta was the antagonist in the first chapters.

Cakegirl is the meow-meowest, she is: pathetic, evil, literally lived in an alley like a street cat for a while, wants to have your sympathy so bad despite being evil… slaps the top of her hat like that car sales meme you can fit so many delusions and mental health problems into this character.

Cakegirl is much more meow meow, she even has a tragic and preventable end. She can’t even get better! Ultimate tragic meow meow!! She’s a villain that started out like a single note character and managed to squeeze more character development and catharsis than anyone else by shouting her frustrations, trying to get Rylie to relate, having a painful flashback and eventually accepting death and recognising she went wrong

Cakegirl did it all to herself. A poor wet meow-meow's patheticness value only increases when their misery is self-inflicted and all their own fault. We wouldn't have to be our poor wet meow-meow's defense lawyer if they were victims of circumstance and injustice.

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FINALE PART 2: Cirrus VS Wallis

Who is the wettest and poorest little meow meow?

Cirrus

Wallis

Voting ended onApr 19, 2025

Propaganda:

Cirrus acts like a meow meow- look at it from his perspective: everyone’s got it against him! he got yelled at by Nim! plus look at his tiny lil sad face when he was forced to SIT on The GROUND during the show!!

Wallis got that moral ambiguity. He’s a dick on purpose even if overall well meaning. He sorta was the antagonist in the first chapters.

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FINALE PART 3: Cakegirl VS Cirrus

Who is the wettest and poorest little meow meow?

Cakegirl

Cirrus

Voting ended onApr 19, 2025

Propaganda:

Cirrus acts like a meow meow- look at it from his perspective: everyone’s got it against him! he got yelled at by Nim! plus look at his tiny lil sad face when he was forced to SIT on The GROUND during the show!!

Cakegirl is the meow-meowest, she is: pathetic, evil, literally lived in an alley like a street cat for a while, wants to have your sympathy so bad despite being evil… slaps the top of her hat like that car sales meme you can fit so many delusions and mental health problems into this character.

Cakegirl is much more meow meow, she even has a tragic and preventable end. She can’t even get better! Ultimate tragic meow meow!! She’s a villain that started out like a single note character and managed to squeeze more character development and catharsis than anyone else by shouting her frustrations, trying to get Rylie to relate, having a painful flashback and eventually accepting death and recognising she went wrong

Cakegirl did it all to herself. A poor wet meow-meow's patheticness value only increases when their misery is self-inflicted and all their own fault. We wouldn't have to be our poor wet meow-meow's defense lawyer if they were victims of circumstance and injustice.

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Time to vote!

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Gloomverse March Madness 4! Sad meowmeow Edition! >:3

That's right! We're doing this again! After last year's brawl (and the supreme victory of Clermont), here comes a new contest where we will measure everyone's!!! patheticness??

So, out of everyone in the cast... who deserves to win the title?

Who is the Wettest and Poorest Little Meow Meow?

What even is a poor little meow meow? Search it in your heart or trust me when I said it's *look at my notes* a morally questionable and miserable cat in a cardboard box.

Do you have a poor little meow meow? Then submit some propaganda! They will be added to the poll posts once I get it!

The first batch of polls will go up on the First of March, and the rest will follow in that week. See you then!

Here is the bracket for all your prediction needs!

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March madness bracket dropped!

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Hello Everyone! Gloomadness 2025 be upon you!

Or at least, it's time to choose the theme! If you're not familiar, I've been running a march madness tournament about gloomverse every year on a different theme.

Last year, Clermont was voted best physical fighter, in 2023 the lemon kids were elected most likely to spread chaos in Inverse, and in 2022 Amadeus was voted best character!

Last year, Best Magic was the runner up, but let's still have a poll about it.

So, what will the next theme be? You decide!

Gloomadness 2025's theme should be:

Best chapter 📖

Best quote 💬

Best magic 🪄

Best location 🏞️

Wettest poorest little meow meow 😿

Best outfit 🎀

Who would be the best singer 🎤

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2025

If you have a good idea for a theme, keep it in mind and submit it in the survey at the end of the event!

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Seaweed: Don’t kiss men at midnight

Seaweed: It’s new year’s eve not new year’s steve

Seaweed: Be a lesbian

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Red: Battle or die!

Blue: Just, take it down to like…a seven.

Red: Battle or else!

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Harold: Isn’t there someone else you can torture with your presence?

Wallis: Probably, but I chose you.

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Blue: Do you think something might have happened to Cakegirl?

Red: I think she might have happened to someone.

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Judge: I taught the dog a new trick. *throws ball* Fetch!

Dog: *just stands there*

Indigo: He didn’t do it.

Judge: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

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Xela: You tell me who needs to get punched to fix this!

Xela: So I can let Clermont know.

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Yellow: Well it's not my fault you want to be murderhobos!

Petunia: We're not murderhobos! I own a house!

Yellow: That's the part you take issue with???

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Wallis: Happy Holidays, I got this for you~

Purple: Oh, thanks!

Purple: ...

Purple: This is a framed picture of you.

Wallis: Only the best for you <3

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Indigo: I'll just screw things up even more...

Prez: Oh come on. You've been many things over the years: arrogant, reckless, stupid.

Prez: but you know what else you've been? Glory-hogging, vain, completely self-centered—

Indigo: Isn't this meant to be a pep talk?

Prez: But I've never seen you give up. Even when that's really annoying, it's still the closest thing you have to a good quality.

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Wallis: You think I can't live without you?? Who do you think you are?? My hair conditioner??

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Seaweed: I tried telling you, these people are edgy, and you have no edge.

Assistant: No edge? No edge?? I've got edge, sister. I've got so much edge that you would fall off of me if you're not careful

Seaweed:

Assistant: Because I'm edgy. You would fall. Trust me it adds up.