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Notice of Deactivation
im going to finish the thread with daichi and then im just going to leave
i dont want to look at tumblr anymore
Faulty Plumbing
Contrary to far too many beliefs, the process of dominance involves two very important parts: action, and inaction. Everyone thinks about the action part, as they should - action is fun. Action is exciting. Action was quick, intense, and if done correctly, extremely satisfying.
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There was much squawking and general noise on Youkai Mountain as a tunnel on the south slope all but exploded into a gout of flame the likes of which had not seen for several millennia⊠Rather than alarm though, the Karasu were having a field day! They rode the wonderful thermals, gabbered amongst themselves about possible causes, and batted aside the evil spirits that rose to bother them. The newspapers would all feature various pictures of the aftermath, complete with all the wild speculation one could ask for, but all that printing and writing would delay the distribution to the point of offering absolutely zero warning to the Human village.
Not that the Tengu overly cared about that, but whatever⊠Not their job to safeguard the lowlands, right?
Know whoâs job that was? Mufugginâ Hakurei miko, thatâs who.
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(mobile is gay)
Fortunately Chen's repitoir of resources was not at all thrown off in response to this little hitch here in her agenda, and a handy dandy projection outlet was still nice and operational near the human village, giving a half decent vantage point to observe the chaos unfolding there.
Did she care at all what happened down there? Nope. Never had. Humans were even less of her concern than they normally would be for someone of her position. No no, she was looking for something still sorta human but also not. And given that she was the only one that seemed competent for miles compared to panicking villagers, she wasn't hard to spot. Track? A bit harder. But she was spotted, and then lost in a vague that way direction.
Mountain. Of course she'd go there. Why wouldn't she? The mountain was vomitting fire. Of course she'd start there.
So Chen did her best to vacate the scene of the crime, bouncing through at least half a dozen cleared spots where she had set up camps to confiscate materials from lesser youkai. She stayed low and hugged the underbrush as she took a very wide way around back to the Hakurei shrine, swan-diving straight into the dead geyser in the back and descending down the windy blowhole to the proper scene of the crime.
This was fine, this was all fine. She'd planned for this. Granted she didn't expect this, but it was fine, this was all fine. Just had to work this a certain way, just had to-
"-ng way from home if yo- hey! HEY!"
Ugh. Yes, this was why she usually cheated down here. This is stupid. No time for-
"Think you can just breeze past me like you're hot shit?! You are dead, you're fucking dead!"
...yes, well. Would just work through this and keep going. Not like it'd take too long...even if she did suck at danmaku. Not enough practice. Chen didn't duel much.
Meanwhile, this would be the first time to memory that Chen had ever had to dodge a bridge throwing chunks of itself at her. Also the first time she'd unwittingly attempted to fuse by the face with a support beam. So that was interesting.
Chen. Chen, darling. Bubala; listen to Derek for a second. WAi u do dis? Why you gotta go and make holes? Babby boid don't like holes. You dun fucked up. You dun fucked up bad.
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Tell Chen that I am coming through numerous layers of the veil of space and time over the course of several decades within my perception, just so I can ground her and make sure she doesn't get dinner tonight.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
ITS NOT HER FAULT HELL HAS SHIT FOR PLUMBING
Faulty Plumbing
Contrary to far too many beliefs, the process of dominance involves two very important parts: action, and inaction. Everyone thinks about the action part, as they should - action is fun. Action is exciting. Action was quick, intense, and if done correctly, extremely satisfying.
Reblog if you are a lesbian, support lesbians, or are here to EAT HUMANS
ofgapsandyakumo replied to your post:âWhatâs it like being a slave and liking it?ââŠ
âAnd how can you be sure you arenât? Maybe youâre just altered to feel like you are. Can you prove anything? Can you prove youâre real? Do you KNOW that you are you?â Suddenly focused Chen is suddenly very focused. And kind of pushy.
âOf course I donât. But you know what? Thatâs the great thing about being a cat, you know? I donât have to think about all this deep, human, philosophy type crap. As long as Iâm comfortable with how my life is, who cares if I can prove it or not?â Good luck, Chen.
FRUSTRATED CHEN NOISES.
âł Have you ever been naked in public?
Chen gets a funny look on her face.
ââŠis there aâŠdo weâŠhave that?â
Define public in a place consisting mainly of wilderness. Gensokyo is sort of a nature reserve.
(Eh. I give it a 3. Itâs weird but naked to a cat isnât really a thing. She isnât really sure why she or anyone else wears clothes really, but doesnât question it much.)
Send me a âł and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character
Theyâll have to:
Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they donât want to answer that question.
Answer that question.
ill put her in lucid mode for stuff
Headcanon
(I also imagine youkai to be extremely complacent. I mean theyâve got thousands of years of life to look forward to and theyâre clearly solitary in nature; they put something off for a while and the next thing you know itâs been 20 years and that one little thing has gone untouched this whole time, and theyâre as likely to keep putting it off too. Theyâre very quick to settle with what they have and arenât ambitious in the slightest, save for the odd case of, say, emotional outburst or what have you, or the nature of the youkai itself. Or something food-related.
This probably makes them look as lazy as  hell but in reality theyâre just satisfied creatures naturally. Theyâre alive and theyâre doing their job and thatâs all they really need out of life.)
Headcanon
(Chen was never that great at danmaku, and she lost practice for a while. When trying to salvage some sort of combat technique, she actually cheats - uses magic to project her danmaku in places where they shouldnât normally - but disguises this in a style appropriate for the kinds of bullets she uses. She uses tiny micro-spell circles mounted on top of another spell that violently and rapidly shoves the first spell out, around, and behind the opponent. The danmaku it fires arenât as good as ones launched directly by her, but duels arenât really about efficiency or power, just style and technique. Chenâs technique involves keeping the opponent on edge at all times and denying them any kind of safety while bombarding them with select and randomly moving bullets from every angle.
So while itâs technically cheating, and technically in violation of the spellcard rules, itâs not something you would notice right away unless you were a versed magician yourself. Chenâs track record in duels isnât that impressive anyways.)
âStar Platinum can Oraoraora me any day.â
Puts a bible on her desk.
âSave yourself⊠weeabooâ
"A catholic vampire!" And Chen spends the next hour laughing. She does not fill in anyone who isn't aware of the joke.
âAre we talking about animal breeding? Iâm an expert on that!â
Blank stare for a second.Â
âBut I know where animals come from...â
You see Kasen, when a mommy animal and a daddy animal love each other veery much-
âAssmutts would be a fun breed. Someone should make those.â
Nod nod. To no one. No one is listening. She talks to herself.Â
âI burned something like that once. You wouldnât think it would burn all that well, but it does! Donât breathe it though. You wonât like, die, but um, Iâm like, 90% sure youâll probably die.â
^ Chen attempting conversation
High School Chen modo
Will eat literally anything without being bribed, you just have to ask. Was funny until she attempted to eat a lightbulb and it shattered, and everyone freaked out and made her stop. They donât tell her to eat stuff very often anymore.
Dresses in the same general type of clothing; always wears her jacket, even in summer
Tends to avoid eye contact
Seems clueless until something random comes up and suddenly is extremely informed and practiced on that specific thing; hard to pry off that topic afterward
Not sure if autistic or just extremely weird
Tends to receive the inverse grades as the rest of the class; flunks easy stuff and aces hard stuff
Rumor has it that someone saw her have a seizure once but nobody can confirm this
Nobody has ever seen or met her parents