Of Heaven and Earth

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Dirk: i swear this is actually going to help us okay this is just really bad timing Rose: You say that a lot

Dirk: and i’m right a lotRose: you’re wrong a lot more 

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Dave: How do you keep track of all these lies? Rose: Practice, Lying is 95% of what I do.

Dave: how do i even know that’s the truthRose: real truth doesn’t exist 

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Dirk: Before I do anything, I ask myself: would Dave do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Dirk: instead, i do something inevitably much worse, but the effects are subtler in the beginning stages  

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Dave: Are you alright? John: What? Dave: You're usually a whole lot more out-spoken than this. John: No, I'm not. Dave: Come on, you haven't punched me in a few hours. I'm worried about you.

John: do you want me to punch you?Dave: if that’s what you need to feel better man 

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John: Would you just shut up? Dave: I love the sound of my own voice, and I will not apologize for that.

John: well i guess statistically someone has to 

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Dirk: Why must Dave constantly irk me? Roxy: Well it's hard not to. You're very irk-able.

Roxy: irk a dirkDirk: you’re never going to stop saying that are youRoxy: nope 

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Vriska: See this? This is my "I don't care" face Terezi: That's your normal face.

Vriska: exactly. I never care 

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Dirk: What part of 'spirits are dangerous' is Dave not getting!? Roxy: The core concept, I guess.

Dave: oh no i get it, i just have no concern or care for my own personal well being 

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Karkat just being like 'fuck you' to Vriska a being so much more powerful than him simply because she annoys him is the best thing like Karkat she could destroy you but your still calling her out

the only thing that outweighs karkat’s fear of death is his complete inability to put up with vriska’s bullshit 

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Dave: I’m going to bed. Rose: It’s noon... Dave: Time isn’t real.

dirk and rose after some tense argument 

Dirk: well, goodnightRose: yes. goodnight.Dave yelling from the other room: it’s 2pm!

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Karkat: why am I friends with you again John: because you have excellent taste in friends and I'm a big reason you haven't double died yet

Karkat: fair point 

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Dave wants no magic so clearly needs all the magic

dave would really rather not but he probably won’t have a choice 

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Dipper just can't wrap his mind around someone liking him

dipper is me

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Spirit Dave caught between feeling awful about not doing anything and feeling awful about wanting to do something

Anonymous said:Yes good it’s been a while since we’ve had any good spirit Dave angst

this is very true we do need more spirit dave angst every now and then 

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yeah i 

i gotta close the askbox again

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John: look you need to stop Dipper: I'm not doing anything? John: no you are trust me

dipper: i’m sorry? john: you better be

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I wonder if Mabel reminds Ford a bit of Roxanne

she does quite a bit