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stoopidsexyflanders-deactivated

“I’ve done everything the Bible says —

even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!”

#( cries bc ned Flanders tho. )#( promo. )

ofjailbirds-blog

; ooc starter call!

#( slides this back into dash. I want more things. )

moaningliisa

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❛ WHAT? Never seen an EX CON use nacho cheese as hair gel before? Quit starin’ or I’ll

SHOOT YOU.❜

#; c #moaningliisa #( UNDETERMINED. )

thewebcrawler

❛ AWESOME costume, dude! You could totally ROB people and they’d probably thank you after. Yo, I gotta get myself one of ’em!❜

#; c #thewebcrawler #( UNDETERMINED. )#( i can use live fc if u want i just used cartoon bc ??????? lazy ??? )

whatsthesiitch

❛ YO, chick-dude! You seen a red Pontiac Firebird ’round here? Some dude STOLE her and I, like, TOTALLY need her back.❜

( the irony is only SOMEWHAT lost on him )

#; c #whatsthesiitch #( UNDETERMINED. )#( STARTER TAG TBA. )

; ooc starter call!

#( OOC TAG TBA. )#( tbh idek what i'll do for starters if i get any IM. )

mollyphillips

#( PHOTO TAG TBA. )#( APU. )#( this fcking episode i s2g. )

mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours

#( PHOTO TAG TBA. )#( APU. )

thesimpsonswayoflife

#( INTERESTS TAG TBA. )

fat dude

❛ alright, alright just don’t bash me. I got a wife, and two kids I gotta live – alright take my wallet, — ❜ && he’s about to hand it over when ❛ hang on, there’s a free pizza voucher in here - I can’t give you that I won it from being loyal. ❜

a free pizza voucher?

YOINK!

❛ SORRY fatso, that voucher is mine! I could TOTALLY do with chowing down on free pizza! Now get down on the ground and count to, like, a HUNDRED.

BYE.❜

( and he’s off and running, wallet with voucher firmly in hand )

#; c #ofdohnuts #( wtf is going on here iM. )

snakejailbird

#( PHOTO TAG TBA. )#( BARTMAN. )

dawgbarksreblogs

Visit Original Link

#( MUSIC TAG TBA. )

missnu93

#( PHOTO TAG TBA. )#( im still laughing at the thought of snake's voice coming of out gerard's face tbhhh. )

fat dude

❛ oooohh —– this is a robbery? I just thought you wanted an answer .. when you asked if I had last words ❜

❛ I was being rhetorical, dude! Maybe I should have stuck to robbing APU; at least he knows how to, like, pretend to be afraid. Just hand over your wallet or I’ll BASH you.❜

#; c #ofdohnuts #( omfg homer. )#( snake is already 1000% done. )