Snake Jailbird

[fauchart]

Hi @cherryberg my dear friend. is this anything?

[vixie-123-deactivated20260329]

Idk what came over me, but I made this

[snakejailbird]

Snake, what's your favorite song?

[snakejailbird]

SNAKE JAILBIRD: FANCAST

Two weeks ago I asked you which actor you would cast as Snake in a live-action Simpsons movie:

There are a lot of Simpsons fancasts out there, but I haven’t seen many ideas for Snake. Of course there will never be a live-action Simpsons movie and that’s probably a wise decision, but it’s always nice to see fans letting their imagination run wild. So which actor would you cast as Snake?

This is a collection of your choices, my own ideas and some suggestions I found online:

Kurt Russell (The Shark Guys)

Hank Azaria (mrottweilerdog)

Robert Downey Jr. (mrottweilerdog)

Josh Holloway (dustinlegault)

Jeremy Renner

Channing Tatum (castermaster)

Benicio del Toro (Liam Goodwin)

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

What do you think? Who would you choose?

[filmgifs]

Ross Partridge as Keyes Terry in Amityville: A New Generation (1993)

[snakejailbird]

😍

[snakejailbird]

[disclosuro-1999]

SNAKE JAILBIRD (2021)

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SNAKE PLISSKEN (1981)

Snake JailBird from "The Simpsons" (1989-present) by S33/E4

Snake Plissken from "Escape from New York" (1981) dir. John Carpenter

[glittahgurl]

Me:

[rolksart-deactivated20221026]

(sorry if im doing this wrong, i haven't been on tumblr in a while)

snake x timothy? if you're still doing art requests, don't mean to bother

[glittahgurl]

Date Night

[snakejailbird]

Snake how often do you rob Apu's store and humiliate him?

I try to rob him at least twice a week, while keeping that element of surprise. The most humiliating thing I did was robbing his brother Sanjay that one time, dude.

[snakejailbird]

What was the worst thing you did as a child?

Stealing from my grandmother's purse. I'm sorry, Nana.

[doodlepens-deactivated20231030]

He's a criminal, but he knows the struggle

[tophr]

[snakejailbird]

Apu: I don't have any money for you today Snake but how about a free wedgie on the house?

Whatever floats your boat, my dude!

[incorrectspringfieldquotes]

Snake: I promised myself I’d never kill an old person. I’d let the American health system do that.