Bang Bang

Sniper, butler, babysitter. But don't tell Jim I've said that. (Personal Blog for Colonel Sebastian Moran.) All Header art (c) [email protected]

[incorrectfandomquo-tes]

Jim: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice! He’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

Sebastian: Santa Claus is calling you out.

[tinemo]

Jim Grinchiarty

Lovely art by @lis-alis 🖤

[jimconsultingcriminal]

Is that my Christmas present?

The red Ferrari? It could be. I had something else in mind, but hey.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Well now you got me curious. And thanks but I don't think I need a Ferrari. Unless you want me to drive you around in one.

[jimconsultingcriminal]

Not really no.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Hahahaha. You prefer a bike ride, I take?

[jimconsultingcriminal]

And you obviously prefer to sleep on the sofa tonight.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Mean.

[jimconsultingcriminal]

Sooooooooooo, change my mind, Seb.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Fine. No bike rides or Ferrari rides.

[jimconsultingcriminal]

How about Italian ice cream?

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Ice cream? At this hour of the day?

Well, fine. I'll get you your ice cream.

[jimconsultingcriminal]

Is that my Christmas present?

The red Ferrari? It could be. I had something else in mind, but hey.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Well now you got me curious. And thanks but I don't think I need a Ferrari. Unless you want me to drive you around in one.

[jimconsultingcriminal]

Not really no.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Hahahaha. You prefer a bike ride, I take?

[jimconsultingcriminal]

And you obviously prefer to sleep on the sofa tonight.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Mean.

[jimconsultingcriminal]

Sooooooooooo, change my mind, Seb.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Fine. No bike rides or Ferrari rides.

[jimconsultingcriminal]

Is that my Christmas present?

The red Ferrari? It could be. I had something else in mind, but hey.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Well now you got me curious. And thanks but I don't think I need a Ferrari. Unless you want me to drive you around in one.

[jimconsultingcriminal]

Not really no.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Hahahaha. You prefer a bike ride, I take?

[jimconsultingcriminal]

And you obviously prefer to sleep on the sofa tonight.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Mean.

[jimconsultingcriminal]

Is that my Christmas present?

The red Ferrari? It could be. I had something else in mind, but hey.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Well now you got me curious. And thanks but I don't think I need a Ferrari. Unless you want me to drive you around in one.

[jimconsultingcriminal]

Not really no.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Hahahaha. You prefer a bike ride, I take?

[jimconsultingcriminal]

Is that my Christmas present?

The red Ferrari? It could be. I had something else in mind, but hey.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Well now you got me curious. And thanks but I don't think I need a Ferrari. Unless you want me to drive you around in one.

[snaillesnaille]

[xhopesfallx]

Man…

[rihkamakoru]

[thirdtwin3]

Jared Harris in Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)

[billionaires-road]

[taitokopontan]

[jimconsultingcriminal]

Permission to self destruct has been revoked a while ago. Sorry, Jim, but you're stuck with me for a while longer.

Ah. Well. I can live with that.

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Good. That's exactly the plan.

[achillesinhighheels]

[todayintokyo]

Kibuneguchi Station, Kyoto, by aki

[fattributes]

Crispy Korean Don-ggasu

[atmeal012]